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    Posted: 26 Oct 2020 at 3:10am

Is Parker male or female? The name is defiantly male as is the shirt and pants, but the voice seems a bit high for a man.
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Not only that, but has anyone else noticed that Jake himself is oddly shaped? His body seems lumpy and lopsided. Out of proportion. Maybe steroids? Or worse, injected steroids in the wrong places? His shoulders seem puffed out, chest bulked up, arms not so much, his trunk is kind of normal, stumpy legs. His head looks normally sized, though.

At least with Barry Bonds, when his head exploded to twice its normal size, we knew what was going on.
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Jake looks like Kanye West's bro.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2020 at 2:59pm
just a TAD racist there...Jakes arms are pretty yolked when hes hanging with Pat Mahomes who will NEVER be mistaken for 'Kanyes bro'....
And Parker? well as u all know she/he is part of the good ol' NEW NORMAL so my guess is a slightly less butch lezbo but just androgynous enough to pass the test--its a wonder the ubiquitous Downs Syndrome kid hasnt shown up on these ads yet=are there REALLY that many Downs kids they must be on ALL ads?
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It's not racist if you LIKE their race. Like, I dig Asian women.

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Dude or chick?

Baby makin' booty...Firm!


Tiny titties.


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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:




Is s/he giving Jake the finger?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2020 at 5:33pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Dude or chick?

Baby makin' booty...Firm!


Tiny titties.




So, she can make the babies; she just can't feed them.

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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote CaptainErnie Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2020 at 6:21pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:





More like Lady looks like a dude
Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote atikovi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2020 at 6:24pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:




I always thought it was, Do it like a lady.
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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

I always thought it was, Do it like a lady.

That's better than me.

The first few times I heard it, I thought he was saying "Do The Funky Lady".

That's just stupid. LOL


...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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ha this tangent is GREAT
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Nonbinary!
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Quote So, she can make the babies; she just can't feed them.


Wellll, if she chews up the pizza first, she can spit it into the kid's mouth like a bird feeds it's young...


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uh i am just guessing but i don't think BABIES are on Parkers [ahem] AGENDA

and this is ad JUST AIRED as i typed this
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 2020 at 3:26pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

uh i am just guessing but i don't think BABIES are on Parkers [ahem] AGENDA

and this is ad JUST AIRED as i typed this


Hey, you don't know that! Maybe if she finds the right sperm bank, the right turkey baster and the right gal to raise little Leslie with...


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

uh i am just guessing but i don't think BABIES are on Parkers [ahem] AGENDA

and this is ad JUST AIRED as i typed this


Hey, you don't know that! Maybe if she finds the right sperm bank, the right turkey baster and the right gal to raise little Leslie with...

 


...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 2020 at 6:19pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

uh i am just guessing but i don't think BABIES are on Parkers [ahem] AGENDA

and this is ad JUST AIRED as i typed this


Hey, you don't know that! Maybe if she finds the right sperm bank, the right turkey baster and the right gal to raise little Leslie with...

 



LOL
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Yeah, I don't see any reason to think either one of them is anything but what they appear to be. 
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the 'new normal' sure is WEIRD
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Well I guess i will have to say it once again
The future of advertising lies in the 
TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR 

And I HATE the new JAKE 

Why did they do it...Why  
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Oh and i forgot the GALLON OF RANCH  he/she gave him

LOOKS LIKE THEY FOUND "HIDDEN VALLEY"
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

uh i am just guessing but i don't think BABIES are on Parkers [ahem] AGENDA

and this is ad JUST AIRED as i typed this


Hey, you don't know that! Maybe if she finds the right sperm bank, the right turkey baster and the right gal to raise little Leslie with...




In other words, a bastered child...  LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2020 at 8:26pm
Parker and Jake are unholy 

how does a guy that works in a state farm call center afford a house like that 

how did creepy parker find his personal address 

the old Jake never got this kind of attention 

Somewhere somewhen In a boardroom  people decided that this was a good idea

reboot Jake as a person of color and expand the premise of the ad

then flood the airwaves with this feelgood better Jake 

 
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