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    Posted: 30 Apr 2008 at 10:07pm

I'd like to know what the adholes who came up with this one were smoking -- it's got to be one of the worst commercials of all time.Wacko

The women featured in this commercial are extremely happy about this product.  In fact, they're sooooo happy about these tampons, it's as if they're thrilled to be on the rag just so they can use them!  Snazzy, upbeat music is playing in the background, while these daffy chicks are wearing colorful, swirly-flowing (no pun intended!Big%20smile) dresses, dancing and twirling about, and leaping into the air at astonishing heights.  They're so damned high on life that they're giddy!Confused 
 
All I can say is I wish I could be that happy when it's that time of the month.Cry 
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Oh, I hate this ad, too. It gets on my nerves and the song is horrible (every time I hear it, I think she's singing "sh*t into glide".

What planet are these women on that make them so happy to get their "monthly bill"? They're wearing light, summery dresses with wide skirts (I guess to indicate how the crotch missile opens up inside) and dancing with wide smiles on their faces. I don't know about you, but I certainly don't feel like dancing and smiling when I'm on the rag. I'm too busy writhing in pain, running to the bathroom every 20 minutes and cursing my uterus to do anything those fembots in the ad do.
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I also hate how these ads refer to their products as "delicate and feminine" there is not one thing delicate about the whole female experience, it's pretty much all painful and messy!Dead
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 May 2008 at 7:39pm
Shift intoooo GLIDE!
 
Gawd how I hate those commercials. It's a shame that those are probably some of the best tampons I have used. But yeah, I hate that song so effin' much!
 
I can guess that no guys will participate, lol.
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Crap! Now I'm scared that the one I'm wearing only opens width wise. Time to go to wal*Mart!
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I've never worn a tampon.  I can't find any that match my shoes.   LOL   

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Maybe some black It cordinates with the white. But I don't know if it will cordinate with the green string lolTongue
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Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

I've never worn a tampon.  I can't find any that match my shoes.   LOL   

I assume you don't wear white? Wink
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Originally posted by J.R. J.R. wrote:

Originally posted by Spicy_Meatball Spicy_Meatball wrote:

I've never worn a tampon.  I can't find any that match my shoes.   LOL   

I assume you don't wear white? Wink
 
No.....RED.   Wink   I don't wear red shoes.   Not purposely anyway.  But ask any female over 40 on that and you may get all kinds of gross answers.  LOLConfusedAngry
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Eww. You guys. Knock it off. Need I remind you that I am 15? I have virgin ears/eyes! You've all taken 75% of my eye/ear virginity and I intend to keep the last shred! Damn it!
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