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Tampon Submarine 
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Found in the usual place...on my AT&T Webmail page of course. 
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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 12 May 2009 at 7:49pm |
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WTF?
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Yutolia
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Posted: 12 May 2009 at 7:57pm |
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 I think you need to use a different email provider, Angry...  
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QueenofAnvilania
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Posted: 12 May 2009 at 8:26pm |
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WTF???
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Tampon Submarine
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Posted: 13 May 2009 at 4:59am |
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And guess what I just found on the same frigging web page?
 That's right...a banner advertising "Laser Penis Surgery"...as if "Open Penis Surgery" wasn't bad enough - now you can have some buttsnoipe point a thing that looks like the phoney "Photonic Cannon" from a Star Trek Voyager episode (the one titled "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy") at your tallywhacker and "let er rip!"
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Tampon Submarine
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Posted: 13 May 2009 at 5:44am |
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Found another one of these asinine things...
 I think some dillhole is hacking Pulse 360 because this is so nasty, it's actually FUNNY!!!
 And as we all know, advertising is not supposed to be funny...no "toliets", "uranals", tallywhackers, pee, or homos are "allowed" in banner advertisements.
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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 13 May 2009 at 10:52pm |
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since what the f**k is wrong with your ding-a-ling that it would require ANY surgery at all?
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Ad Endless Nauseum
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Posted: 14 May 2009 at 10:51am |
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"My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"
Great song, especially the original live recording.  |
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Tampon Submarine
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Posted: 14 May 2009 at 4:45pm |
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And I always thought that the {vulgar term for male urinator/inseminator} was called a "ding-dong".
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Posted: 14 May 2009 at 6:00pm |
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I'd see if John or Lorena Bobbit are "behind" this!!!
Or maybe Danny Glover...(think the bar bathroom scence from the movie 'Switchback')
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Posted: 19 May 2009 at 4:55am |
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Indeed, GMail FTW! |
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booboo12 on NBR :D ;)
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Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 10:18pm |
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Don't use AT&T for your email...seriously dude
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Tampon Submarine
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 12:34am |
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You can stop worrying now...I dumped AT&T about a month ago, primarily because they shiitcanned their web hosting (which I used for 11 years!!!) and just let all of their paying subscribers with websites go down the tube.
Now I'm using Gmail, and have not seen any offensive banner adverts on there yet.
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 12:51am |
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eeeee. Seeing this title makes my non-existent penis hurt.
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Big enough to let go of me Without hurting me, Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog |
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Posted: 03 Jun 2010 at 10:10pm |
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LMAO! |
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Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 11:17pm |
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AdN - it actually CAN get 'broken' (don't ask...do a 'web-search' and keep your findings to yourself)...and, well, *I'm* puuuuuuuuurrrrty darned sure they 'do surgery'.
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 7:40pm |
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Don't they have to poke needles inside the opening(ackk!) when you get the herpies or something?
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 10:32pm |
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 ...uhhhhhh....I'm thinkin' ya'd have to "ask an experienced expert"...or maybe one o'those Chineesy 'Cockupuncture' doctors, doncha know... |
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Ad nauseous
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Posted: 19 Jun 2010 at 1:46am |
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JasonTKD
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Posted: 03 Nov 2010 at 4:58am |
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Yeah, same here, it makes MY non-existant penis hurt......Waitaminute... "non existant.."..?...oh sh*t!!
*checks down below*
.......Whew, I've still got it...nevermind. That was a close one
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