"...No Santa, NOOO!" / Bad XMAS Gifts

Thor wrote: Just saw these things at work yesterday.  Miniature Walmart baskets with toy food inside.  Can't decide if this would be a bad gift or the best gift ever.

Not sure if that could be called a clever or a sneaky way to advertise the Walmart brand, not only to parents, but to kids as well, who they seem to be brainwashing into good little shoppers and consumers.

If they'd sell the mini basket by itself without the plastic garbage inside, I wouldn't mind having one or maybe two, to keep junk in.

PaWolf wrote:

While PaW may get a supply of those ^^ in *his* Christmas stocking,

*I* actually received the one in the pic below as a gift, many years ago:

Front of package:



(Text at bottom: "Not a real condom you idiot! Do not use for sex. May cause severe hair loss in pubic region.")

Back of package:



Can't believe I kept the thing all these years...

^^^ol'Mule? What is that monstrosity made of? Razor wire-covered Lamby-skin?