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    Posted: 01 Mar 2015 at 12:25am
Another obnoxious commercial - Genie Slim Jeggings. If you want to see what I am talking about, go here: http://www.genieslimjeggings.com/
Guess what, these things are not going to make you look fit and tone if you're not as the commercial claims. And these things are ugly, ugly, ugly - like now we need tie-dyed looking tights to pretend to be pants. No matter what body size you have, these things are guaranteed to make you look like a stuffed sausage - at least if you look at the pictures they have.
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Looks incredibly stupid to me. Getting tired of all these pants infomercials.....
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Jeggings??  Please.
 
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"There's gotta be an easier way to get into those skinny jeans."

How 'bout losing weight?  I don't think those skinny jeans look good on many women, let alone one who's not "skinny" to begin with.

When did overweight women decide that skintight jeans and stretchy shirts are some sort of requirement?  They look like meatballs on sticks.  Gotta love it when their tight shirt hikes up and there's a spare tire of bare blubber hanging out.






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"I feel so SLIM and TONED!!" Ya, that might be true, but YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A FAT HOG.

Who the hell thinks those fat, misshapen grotesquely huge BUTTOCKS look sexy?? They make you look like you got a giant hippopotamus butt.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:






"There's gotta be an easier way to get into those skinny jeans."

How 'bout losing weight?  I don't think those skinny jeans look good on many women, let alone one who's not "skinny" to begin with.

When did overweight women decide that skintight jeans and stretchy shirts are some sort of requirement?<span style="line-height: 16.7999992370605px;"> </span><span style="line-height: 16.7999992370605px;"> They look like meatballs on sticks.  Gotta love it when their tight shirt hikes up and there's a spare tire of bare blubber hanging out.</span>
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Are you forgetting the official identification badge of trailer trash (tube top)? It was later replaced (augmented?) by the tramp stamp which required ride up shirts and bare butt crack pants for proper display. People of Walmart fashion shows require frequent updates so we get genie slim jeggings!   
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Yeah, stuffing all of that flab in there does not make you more attractive.
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I think Backwoods Barbie might be exactly who you're talking about:



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:






I think Backwoods Barbie might be exactly who you're talking about:





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Bluermgh!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Do these jeans make me look fat? 
Yes. And that button will be a deadly weapon when it lets go.Pig
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People think that women have more fashion sense than men, but at least overweight men wear big t-shirts to hide their sins instead of trying to squeeze into anything "skinny".  
Are these things like pajama jeans?    I bought a pair of pajama jeans as a joke for my friend's teenage daughter who sometimes goes out in her pajamas.  They actually look okay on her, but she's a cute, fit 15 year old who would look good in anything.  I can't imagine anyone who isn'e extremely well toned being able to pull them off.
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Originally posted by purple rose purple rose wrote:

I bought a pair of pajama jeans as a joke for my friend's teenage daughter who sometimes goes out in her pajamas.  They actually look okay on her, but she's a cute, fit 15 year old who would look good in anything.  

Post a pic so we can judge for ourselves!


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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I think Backwoods Barbie might be exactly who you're talking about:



Confused...so when did he get out of San Quentin and come over to rent your spare room?
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by purple rose purple rose wrote:

I bought a pair of pajama jeans as a joke for my friend's teenage daughter who sometimes goes out in her pajamas.  They actually look okay on her, but she's a cute, fit 15 year old who would look good in anything.  

Post a pic so we can judge for ourselves!



Trust me!  There's no way they would pass for jeans.  I'm sure the people who normally buy them for themselves are not cute teenagers.
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Originally posted by Hellen Hellen wrote:

"I feel so SLIM and TONED!!" Ya, that might be true, but YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A FAT HOG.

Who the hell thinks those fat, misshapen grotesquely huge BUTTOCKS look sexy?? They make you look like you got a giant hippopotamus butt.


No doubt.  The first time I saw Lard Ass gushing about how "slim and toned" she was, I honestly had to watch the rest of the commercial looking for anything else that gave away the gag that it was a fake or parody of some kind............................................. and unfortunately, they were being serious.
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My middle-aged wife, who has a generous figure, as comes with our age, laughed at this ad. As much as i still admire her curves, she doesn't flaunt them, and despises such pretending via Spandex. She wears appropriate clothing in public, but saves her curves for my eyes only.

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The pictures (I can't tell if they're drawn or real) make the butt look huge and gives you saddlebags. What woman would want those?
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^ I remember my sister who was 7 when Baby Got Back was released thought it was a romantic song. She thought "Baby Got Back," was about a woman he broke up with coming back into his life....
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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