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    Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 8:33am
So, the latest "men = stupid & bad - women = smart & good" stereotyping to come out of commercial idiot land, is this piece of garbage by Nationwide Insurance.

In it, two fat, ugly, hairy...(yecch!!!)...MEN...(yecch!!!)... are in the process of (what else?) burglarizing a home. But unbeknownst to these two evil MALE dufusses, there is a superior being lurking silently in the shadows.

So skillful, quiet & agile is SHE, (prettily clad of course, in her sexy, skin tight black ninja suit with her perfect, milky fashion model complexion & all-American girl-next-door ponytail) that often times she is within mere inches of them, gliding & sliding across counter tops, poised like a spider above doorways... doing unnecessary cartwheels across hallways.

But due to their typical dense, thick headed male inferiority, they go about their ugly, evil business, completely unaware that she is right behind them... doing her generous female good deeds while undoing their evil male ones & just being all around superior.

So superior is she in fact, that she seems to forgive them, allowing them to get away with their ill-gotten loot & even making sure to lock the door behind her as she leaves.

And as the two disgusting male pigs take off, they think THEY were the clever ones.

But WE know different, don't we....

...GIRLS?









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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SquirrelPrincess Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 9:26am
The ninja model is country singer Jana Kramer. She's been singing the "Nationwide is on your side" jingle for a year or two now.

http://blog.gactv.com/blog/2013/06/11/watch-jana-kramer-in-new-nationwide-insurance-commercial/
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Well, isn't she special?

Bet she wrote & directed the whole thing & did her own gymnastics stunts, too.

Just more reason to hate the ad AFAIC.




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^  Ahh, yes.  One of those country music singers who has about as much connection to "country"  as does Madonna, who went to the same high school as she did.  (I looked her up in Wikipedia.)
 
 
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Yeah, Detroit has such deep roots in the country music industry.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Ahh, yes.  One of those country music singers who has about as much connection to "country"  as does Madonna, who went to the same high school as she did.  (I looked her up in Wikipedia.)


Delta Burke & Casey Anthony attended the same high school.

Although it was in the process of being demolished & rebuilt while Casey was going there.

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^  Disney High School??  'Cuz they're both pretty Daffy.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^  Disney High School??  'Cuz they're both pretty Daffy.


This being Orlando & Disney having their local government status, I'm surprised there isn't a Disney High School.

One can only imagine what that would be like.

"OK kids, time for our daily costumed character parade. Everybody form a single file line & follow me to Cinderalla's Castle. Then we'll go straight to lunch & meet at The Haunted Mansion afterward."

But no, the high schoolt they both attended is called Colonial High School.

Home of the Grenadiers.

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And I went to Colonia High School.
 
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I don't get why this ninja wannabe doesn't just call the cops and get these bozos arrested instead of letting them get away scot-free.



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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

And I went to Colonia High School.

We have no one famous.


Well, why on Earth would a future celebrity want to attend a high school which is missing the last letter in it's name????

Tell them to replace that missing letter "L" at the end & maybe they'll get a Delta or a Casey too.

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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

I don't get why this ninja wannabe doesn't just call the cops and get these bozos arrested instead of letting them get away scot-free.


Seriously.

Or force feed them a few roundhouse kicks to the sides of their heads instead of doing cartwheels across the end of the hallway from one room to the next?

What was even the point of that anyway?

What a useless dipsh*t she must be.

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Plus, getting them busted would prevent the property loss to begin with.  That would in turn save Nationwide money since they wouldn't be having to replace the stolen sh*t. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jul 2013 at 5:44pm
It's clever at first, it gets irritating after repeated viewings.
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So if I switch to Nationwide and leave my doors unlocked, will the Ninja model replace all my crappy stuff?
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

So if I switch to Nationwide and leave my doors unlocked, will the Ninja model replace all my crappy stuff?


ROFL good one Tiz! It be pretty cool if that happened, though. Not cool if my stuff was stolen, but cool if my stuff was replaced with stuff from a female ninja.
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