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    Posted: 10 May 2012 at 2:50pm

AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryMy woman  threw my Dave stories in the garbage! She is a fucing BITCH!  Now, I have to re-write my dave stories!  do you know how fucing long that will take?AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

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If I was your woman, I'd be upset at finding your Dave stories.  Seriously.  She shouldn't have thrown them out, though.


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Can't you just copy them from here and post them into a Word doc?
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She threw them away?  Is she also your publisher?
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Codtaro Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2012 at 3:32pm
Can't be.
 
Any self-respecting publisher would have taken his stories, eaten a lot of taco bell, used those pages as toilet paper, and then sent him the used pages to get the point across.
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Are you not afraid that she might find this too?
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If I were your "woman", I'd be pissed if I read those Dave stories.  And I would be too happy to be called a b*tch.  
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Why would you be pissed about the dave stories?  Dave happens to be Gay, but I am not writing the stories in my own firsthand experience.  For example, I can see her being upset if I wrote, "I went to the beach with Eric, my lover.  Eric said, "Donathan,  I am so glad we're boyfriends.  You make me so happy."  I replied, "I am glad to have you in my life.  Eric and I kissed a long kiss, and then Eric and I strolled along the beach holding hands."
 
But, it's written in some fictional character named dave's point of view.  Not mibne, so she should not be upset.
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sure.
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Hoot, what do you mean by "sure?"Confused
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Donathan, most straight guys don't write stories about gay high school students.


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*Gets a bit defensive.*  It's not like I'm going to actual high school trying to pick up gay students. Disapprove  The Dave stories are just stories I write for fun.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2012 at 11:10pm
Donathan got busted.
No, no straight guys write(you hand wrote all that?)about gay guys- even fictional. 
How do you think she caught on? You hollering "Dave" when she puts it to you - but good at night?

 
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Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

Are you not afraid that she might find this too?
 
Maybe she should read all the comments he got on his 'Dave' thread. Wink  She might even get a laugh or two out of it....  Big smile
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Thing is, I get a "Twilight" vibe from Mr. Dave and his adventures...  Ya know, the fact that Stephanie Meyer wrote about a personal fantasy.  So if I was your woman, I'd be a bit...eh...confused maybe.  Just my own opinion though, I just got that kind of vibe...
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ConfusedHey there Donna...whatcha gotta worry about NOW is if'n she decides to run off with Dave, doncha know...then again, maybe that'd work for you, unless you ended up screwed both ways by losing both of 'em.
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

The Dave stories are just stories I write for fun.
 
And for our fun, apparently.
 
 
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Now, I have to re-write my dave stories!  do you know how fucing long that will take?AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

 
Maybe you can get your daughter to help.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Now, I have to re-write my dave stories!  do you know how fucing long that will take?AngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngryAngry

 
Maybe you can get your daughter to help.
 
 
 
My daughter's only 10. Sleepy
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you're damn lucky she didn't put YOU out with the garbage!! and calling her a bitch on a public forum is nothing short of mean, You need to think about a few things.
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Wait Donathan. You are straight? Or at least say you are straight? 
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Yes, I am straight. Smile  I have a wife and a 10 year old daughter. Smile
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^^^ Do you know who the father is?
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Tiz, I'm my daughter's father. Smile
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Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

If I was your woman, I'd be upset at finding your Dave stories.  Seriously.  She shouldn't have thrown them out, though.
 
My wife shouldn;'t be upset at all.  if she feels threatened by a FICTIONAL GAY BOY, she's got serious deep-rooted problems.  Dave is made up, and poses no real concern for her.  Now, I can see her being upset if I was writing sex erotica about a real-life woman, that would be understandable.  but for her to be upset over a made up boy is ridiculous....Disapprove
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