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    Posted: 28 Sep 2017 at 6:10pm
Long time lurker here, finally made an account after being berated by My Pillow ads 5 DAMN TIMES this morning! I'm sure this has been covered already on the forum, sorry in advance for the rant.
Mike Lindell is the epitome of that creepy uncle you try to keep your daughter away from at family BBQs! What is he thinking about when he cuddles these stupid things? And his personal insomnia story in the commercials? He leaves out one salient point- he was a self-professed CRACK ADDICT when he came up with the business idea! Look it up! He stayed up for 2+ weeks and was in such bad shape his drug dealers cut him off. LOL So he enlisted his kids to rip up foam and stuff it in sacks that were too big to fit pillow cases. And then kept doing crack until 2009! I guess you'd have to be on drugs to think that irritating jingle should get hours of TV/radio play every day.
My dad actually bought these stupid things during the never-ending buy-one-get-one deal and they're overpriced sh!t. How on God's earth do you think he can afford so much airtime?
I relish the day he goes on another binge and has a heart attack so I won't have to hear "My Pyillow is machine worshable" one more time. If that doesn't happen soon someone should to fly out to MN and cover his face with his precious pillow until he has the ultimate nights sleep.

Edit: 7 times now.
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