Mtn Dew Kickstart - Puppymonkeybaby - Commercials I Hate!

I haven't signed into this forum in a long time, but when I saw this load of tripe, I had to say something about it! I guess the idea was to grab people's attention? What stupid pillock came up with this idea?!

Horrific piece of sh*t.

"Makes you wonder...What are they putting in that stuff to cause that hallucination?"

Dirty puppymonkeybaby diapers.

"And who wants that???"

Stupid people.

It's annoyingly catchy, now that I think about it.

One of the worst Super Bowl ads...probably ever. After that horrible ad aired, I commented that "someone at Mtn Dew must have been on LSD, Crack, Heroin, or a combo of those drugs!!"

They should be ashamed of themselves for wasting $5,000,000+ on an ad that has no meaning and no sense to it...other than 12-year-olds annoying their classmates with the "puppymonkeybaby" saying. Kickstart had that stupid ad a couple of years ago with the dubstep and the dancing people...this is just as bad if not worse.

Summer 2021...where being scared of COVID is out, and embracing rodeos, fairs, yard sales, and family time is back in. ;-)

This is probably the worst ad I have ever seen. Absolutely horrible, and very creepy.

One man gathers what another man spills

Such a terrible commercial. I f**king hate it so much.

"Life can be like a TV show, but without the commercials"
~Anonymous

msmith wrote:

I don't know what is more unbelievable.

That a profit seeking entity MADE this, or that a profit seeking entity decided to let it represent their product.

Tiz wrote:

I have a feeling why this ad was green lighted - so it'll be the most talked about.

I am certain you both have hit the board with the nail in it - and it is simple to see why (even here on the board). You saw the commercial, you hated it, but you'll remember the product long after you've forgotten the commercial. Mountain Dew could care less what you thought about the commercial - they want you to remember the product, or at least walk up to the Pepsi Cooler and, if not a Mountain Dew product, grab something from PepsiCo the next time you walk into a store. They know you will do it - the insult to your intelligence will remind you it's time for a kick-start, tomorrow - but you may not immediately remember the insult.

Their products have long been wildly popular and most of you will probably buy this one. They could give a damn what you think of the commercial - they've already won and got your dollar - look at the post count on this thread alone.

Welcome to 'The Western World', brought to you and sponsored by 'My Little Capitalistic Society'...and now that we've got your attention, Puppies and Monkeys with Babies, mind if I borrow your wallets and purses? Ya know,providing 'The Wisdom o'de Wolf' ain't free and I'm heeeeere to save you!

X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

^^^You did and probably didn't even realize it. 'Subtle Advertising'.

Do you drink Mountain Dew? How about their higher caffine products?

X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

^^^

As has myself, who has managed to trade in for a gallon of green tea & honey along with at least a gallon of water, a day. Stuff like Mountain Dew? We've all been beaten down about health risks that come with over-indulgence, but it is all so cheap & easy & legal...

X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike

I stick to a diet coke in the morning for caffeine; can't stomach coffee. I did just get a new electric kettle, so I might go with the occasional tisane and tea in the morning...still, for the caffeine kick, I enjoy my coke.

Similarly, I do have some digestive complaints that a digestif usually fixes up, so mixing that with caffeine free before bed helps me out as well.

Aside from those indulgences, I tend to reserve any heavy coke-snorting to when I go to a restaurant.

Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!

I clipped a pic of it out of the paper and dropped it into my "Things to Sculpt" file. Got a long list of miniatures to do before I reach it, however.

Going to add wings to it and make it a really freaky nightmare (an opportunity the ad makers missed.

) Move over, flying monkeys of Oz. There will soon be a new terror in the skies...

WKRP closing theme lyrics HERE!