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    Posted: 05 May 2011 at 1:32am
ShockedCryDammitdammitdammit!!! We JUST went shopping and grabbed a big ol'jug of Miracle Whip - then THIS commercial shows up. All kinds of very bad imagery came to mind...
 
DeadI'm ready to chuck the jug as far as I can out into the widerness...but MissyD wants 'to party'...lemme see, even more 'bad' imagery comes to mind...Evil Smile...time to get out the plastic floor cover... 
 
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Another commercial offense I hate, people talking with their mouths full! So disgusting and irritating.Sick
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Gotta love the fro and the booyaw!. Real party animal right there....
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Gotta love the cool new M  Logo.  Unhappy
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Originally posted by musicman musicman wrote:

Gotta love the cool new M  Logo.  Unhappy
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Are they trying to make this product young and hip and something that's text-ready?  'Cuz I'm sure all the 15 year-olds out there are going to be texting their friends about the great sandwich they had for lunch.  "It had MW on it, dude".
 
 
 
 
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I don't care how "cool" or "hip" they're trying to make MW, it still TASTES bad to me. I only do mayo sauces mixed with tuna when I make a sandwich. MW is too tangy and sweet. I want to taste the umami savory-ness that I get from normal mayo, not mayo's ass hole cousin that shows up and ruins Christmas every year...because that's what the "cool" condiments do right?
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Yeah, Miracle Whip is pushy. It's like some background singer that just pushes the lead singer that is the ham or turkey out the way and goes Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhyeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh and you want her to shut up and let you enjoy the ham and or turkey.
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I don't care how "cool" or "hip" they're trying to make MW, it still TASTES bad to me. I only do mayo sauces mixed with tuna when I make a sandwich. MW is too tangy...
WinkThanks, HD - no kidding - think you helped me 'find the words'! THAT is exactly what *I* like about good ol'MW...
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LOL!THIS reminds me (and possibly some of you) of the old 'Crisco Parties', from the late 60's, early 70's...
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

LOL!THIS reminds me (and possibly some of you) of the old 'Crisco Parties', from the late 60's, early 70's...


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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I don't care how "cool" or "hip" they're trying to make MW, it still TASTES bad to me. I only do mayo sauces mixed with tuna when I make a sandwich. MW is too tangy and sweet. I want to taste the umami savory-ness that I get from normal mayo, not mayo's ass hole cousin that shows up and ruins Christmas every year...because that's what the "cool" condiments do right?
Too true! Back when I was younger, my mom used to put Miracle Whip on my sandwiches. I thought she was putting sugar in the mayo. :P
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Confused Everyone's going to be in his mouth, having a party...
leaving white stuff...........in his mouth...
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

MW is too tangy and sweet.


I hate Miracle Whip too because of its sweetness. In fact, most dressings and condiments from Kraft foods I find are too sweet also. I can't stand their overly sweet ranch dressing, nasty!
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Confused Everyone's going to be in his mouth, having a party... 
 
DeadThe 'mental pictures' alone are whorrific... 
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Dead...another commercial making a slippery 'come-back'...
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His hair is way too seventies to be allowed.
ConfusedDeadIf the party is in his mouth, who really is looking at his hair?
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Originally posted by musicman musicman wrote:

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Are they trying to make this product young and hip and something that's text-ready?  'Cuz I'm sure all the 15 year-olds out there are going to be texting their friends about the great sandwich they had for lunch.  "It had MW on it, dude".
 
 
 
 
 
I realize, the term I was looking for is stylized.  The stylized MW.
 
They recently remodeled our local McDonalds from the old 1970s Bicentennial look to now what looks like looking at an internet ad.  The McDonalds name now has this weird stylized french fry over it.  Like a yellow eyebrow now.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

LOL!THIS reminds me (and possibly some of you) of the old 'Crisco Parties', from the late 60's, early 70's...
 
I suppose I should have realized a lot sooner that this was a parody. 
 
I didn't catch on until the tag line at the end.  I was like, why would they have a guy in the commercial saying he wanted mayonaise? duh  Embarrassed
 
 
 
 
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Yuck. I can't stand this commercial. It makes me feel physically sick when he's talking and smacking, and there's that little smudge of miracle whip on the side of his mouth. *shudders* All kinds of gross!
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I grew up with a Miracle Whip Mom. When I left home at the age of 18 I discovered mayonaise. The 1 time per year when I crave a bologna sandwich it has to have MW.
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I wonder why its called miracle whip.
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All Miracle Whip commercials should include an explicit  warning that it is not a type of mayonaise.  I remember, years ago buying a jar, thinking that it was mayo and spitting out the first bite of a perfectly good turkey sandwich.  The stuff is vile.  I wonder how many sandwiches have been ruined over the years by people who made the same mistake.
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