Melanie Deanne Moore (formerly Melanie Paxson)

hi melanie! i'm glad you think you have a sexy voice. i guess you liked betty boop cartoons or something. it's pretty sad that someone as successful as yourself has nothing better to do than to sit around googling your name to see what comes up.

Point 1-How would you even KNOW if you saw us on television channels or making a name for ourselves? In case you hadn't noticed, most people here don't actually post under their real names...or do you think there's actually a "PaWolf" or "AdNaseous" running around out there? Likewise, most of us don't have pictures of ourselves for you to look at either. So it's not like you actually know who any of us are, for all YOU know I might be Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolie.

Point 2-Believe it or not, pretty much EVERYBODY has downtime. Doctors, lawyers, construction workers, CEOs, bus boys, cashiers, cops, firemen, pizza delivery guys, etc ALL get time off, you know? We don't work 24/7, and it certainly doesn't take much time to post on a forum. So yeah, actually, you don't have a f**king CLUE what anyone here is or isn't doing with their lives. Me, I have access to the internet at my job, so I actually post here AT WORK. As for the second half of your poorly thought out point...maybe people just find her annoying. If we just "hated to see others succeed", I assure you, there are numerous actors, singers, athletes, etc who are FAR more successful than she will EVER be that we could talk about...in terms of "success", she's not exactly high on the radar mate. She "stars" in a few commercials, and most people don't even know her name-the fact that we DO actually puts us higher up in regards to her "making a name for herself" than the vast, vast majority of the public. Even in terms of "ad stars", she's got a long way to go because she has the recognition of "Flo", "The Most Interesting Man in the World", or for that matter, the f**king Geiko Gecko.

Point 3-Okay, you have the hots for her(and based on that description there, you've probably also had more than one sexual fantasy about her), we get it. Doesn't make your other points any more valid. Also doesn't mean we are gonna share your feelings. You think she's hot and wanna bone her-good for you. I don't. I don't think she's ugly, but yeah, not someone I'd ever "swoon over" either. I've worked with many girls I find far more attractive, and given the choice between hooking up with her, or hooking up with a certain cashier girl who works at the local Cracker Barrel, sorry, but the cashier girl wins hands down.

But your name says Thor...you're not really the Norse god of thunder?