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    Posted: 28 Apr 2008 at 7:27pm
I am shocked and disgusted at this cheap ad -
and I found it at the bottom of THIS website!




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And just when I thought it couldn't get worse!!!!!



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Shocked That guy looks like he's about 14!
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Note to self: Get text-only ads!

Ah. That's better.
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What's the chance of any Russian bride ads here, ForumAdmin.
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Those chicks are appeal-
I'm sorry. I couldn't get through that sentence.
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

Those chicks are appeal-
I'm sorry. I couldn't get through that sentence.
 
 
And what's wrong with them? I would assume Russian women shave..........I guess.Unhappy
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idk.

nothing's wrong with them per se?
 
i have been friends with a couple russian girls who were very pretty, but maybe they waxed regularly.
 
i know a couple of bosnian girls too and they're total stunners. i wish i was eastern european.
 
i'm happy with my sicilianism though. and although lots of people make lame "lesbian" jokes i like being lebanese too.
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

i'm happy with my sicilianism though. and although lots of people make lame "lesbian" jokes i like being lebanese too.

 
I had a sicilian pizza the other night, it tasted pretty good. Tongue
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What about all of those lame "Meet Single Women in your town" banners that show a small pic with their age and the name of your town. I live in a tiny village of about 120, and I never met any of them.
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or the "Find someone to f*ck in your area tonight"
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

i'm happy with my sicilianism though. and although lots of people make lame "lesbian" jokes i like being lebanese too.

 
I had a sicilian pizza the other night, it tasted pretty good. Tongue
I googled "Lebanese girls", "Italian girls", and "Macedonian girls" to see what people thought, and I found this:
"yes Lebanese Wmen are really hot, but unfortunately real air heads, meaning that they concentrate more on the outside and forget about developing the inside.  How sad.... "
We are not!! Kim Kardashian is ARMENIAN, not Lebanese! And you're the one who spelled 'women' wrong, so...
I also found this:
"Italian girls are typically sweet and non-threatening. They're not as cool as Spanish chicks, but they're up there. If you happen to meet a mean one, we don't advise pulling her hair or slapping her. She's a future Italian mother and they are hardcore women. If you think you can take her, be prepared to run like hell. She's Catholic which means her parents don't believe in birth control which means she has eight brothers ready to hunt you down. She also has a lot of uncles and cousins and the closer her family lives to Sicily, the more likely they are to be mafia. "
..okay, this is all pretty true. Spanish chicks are cooler than me. I met one and she was redonkulously awesome. And although I'm an atheist my whole family is Catholic, and it's huge. And my uncle is a cop, and yes I will kick your ass any day of the week if I have to.
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Gee, I'm German, Scottish, and English, Kat.  What do "they" say about me???Wink
 
People come with all different kinds of personalities, no matter where their ancestors came from.

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Oh, I'm a Libra, too.  Don't forget to add that in.Wink

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Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

Gee, I'm German, Scottish, and English, Kat.  What do "they" say about me???Wink
 
People come with all different kinds of personalities, no matter where their ancestors came from.
Well, I can tell already that you probably only have three skin colors: normal, sunburned, and OMG WTF OW OW OW OW IM GONNA DIE FROM THIS SUNBURN
LOL
 
Anyway.
"German girls are as humorless as their male counterparts, so if you make a sarcastic comment or a joke you'll be the only one laughing. You won't even squeeze a polite smile out of her. What you will squeeze is an awkward silence or a request to explain why you're laughing. There's a lot lost if you have to explain why something is funny.

Then there's the rudeness factor. Somehow an entire culture of parents neglected to teach their daughters how to be polite. We've held many doors open for German girls without a thank you or even a smile; most girls didn't acknowledge that we were holding the door. Yeah, bitch, I have a door in my hand because it's fun."

"Let's just say Scottish women aren't quite like, say, Venezualan women--ya know, cold weather, fried food and all. Really, I'm just joking though, I was able to find many good looking women around Edinburgh "
 
English girls, I couldn't really find anything on.
Like Americans with funny slang and cute accents, I suppose. Let's not forget Bangers and Mash either.
 
 
 
The funny thing about me is that I get pretty dark in the summer, so much so that when I tell people what I am for whatever reason, they say they can see that, cuz of my complexion.
But the rest of the year, like right now, I'm uber pale. Everyone at school calls me Snow White cuz I have black hair and red lips. But I've never gotten one sunburn in my whole life.
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Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

Gee, I'm German, Scottish, and English, Kat.  What do "they" say about me???Wink
 
People come with all different kinds of personalities, no matter where their ancestors came from.
Well, I can tell already that you probably only have three skin colors: normal, sunburned, and OMG WTF OW OW OW OW IM GONNA DIE FROM THIS SUNBURN
LOL
 
I do have a light complexion, but my back is the only part of me that burns - and it will only burn one time each season.  In fact, my face and arms are already tan from the nice weather.  No burning.
 
Anyway.
"German girls are as humorless as their male counterparts, so if you make a sarcastic comment or a joke you'll be the only one laughing. You won't even squeeze a polite smile out of her. What you will squeeze is an awkward silence or a request to explain why you're laughing. There's a lot lost if you have to explain why something is funny.
 
Nah.  In fact, my telling you my "nationalities" was a bit of a joke.  You didn't get it.  The only things I don't find humor in is catagorizing groups of people.  In my opinion, it's a bit immature.

Then there's the rudeness factor. Somehow an entire culture of parents neglected to teach their daughters how to be polite. We've held many doors open for German girls without a thank you or even a smile; most girls didn't acknowledge that we were holding the door. Yeah, bitch, I have a door in my hand because it's fun."

Oh, not me.  Although I'm part German, I was raised with manners.  My people are also from the South.  Bad manners = punishment in my family.  We say please, thank you, may I, and we hold open doors, help the elders, etc.  My son, especially, is Mr. Polite.
 
 
"Let's just say Scottish women aren't quite like, say, Venezualan women--ya know, cold weather, fried food and all. Really, I'm just joking though, I was able to find many good looking women around Edinburgh "
 
I really thought you would find something about my being "thrifty" or "cheap".  I'm disappointed.  (Scots are supposedly tight-fisted with money, so they say.)
 
 
English girls, I couldn't really find anything on.
Like Americans with funny slang and cute accents, I suppose. Let's not forget Bangers and Mash either.
 
We'll have to ask Jimmy about English women.
 
 
 
The funny thing about me is that I get pretty dark in the summer, so much so that when I tell people what I am for whatever reason, they say they can see that, cuz of my complexion.
But the rest of the year, like right now, I'm uber pale. Everyone at school calls me Snow White cuz I have black hair and red lips. But I've never gotten one sunburn in my whole life.

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Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

Originally posted by kat kat wrote:

Originally posted by MrsHill MrsHill wrote:

Gee, I'm German, Scottish, and English, Kat.  What do "they" say about me???Wink
 
People come with all different kinds of personalities, no matter where their ancestors came from.
Well, I can tell already that you probably only have three skin colors: normal, sunburned, and OMG WTF OW OW OW OW IM GONNA DIE FROM THIS SUNBURN
LOL
 
I do have a light complexion, but my back is the only part of me that burns - and it will only burn one time each season.  In fact, my face and arms are already tan from the nice weather.  No burning.
 
Anyway.
"German girls are as humorless as their male counterparts, so if you make a sarcastic comment or a joke you'll be the only one laughing. You won't even squeeze a polite smile out of her. What you will squeeze is an awkward silence or a request to explain why you're laughing. There's a lot lost if you have to explain why something is funny.
 
Nah.  In fact, my telling you my "nationalities" was a bit of a joke.  You didn't get it.  The only things I don't find humor in is catagorizing groups of people.  In my opinion, it's a bit immature.

Then there's the rudeness factor. Somehow an entire culture of parents neglected to teach their daughters how to be polite. We've held many doors open for German girls without a thank you or even a smile; most girls didn't acknowledge that we were holding the door. Yeah, bitch, I have a door in my hand because it's fun."

Oh, not me.  Although I'm part German, I was raised with manners.  My people are also from the South.  Bad manners = punishment in my family.  We say please, thank you, may I, and we hold open doors, help the elders, etc.  My son, especially, is Mr. Polite.
 
 
"Let's just say Scottish women aren't quite like, say, Venezualan women--ya know, cold weather, fried food and all. Really, I'm just joking though, I was able to find many good looking women around Edinburgh "
 
I really thought you would find something about my being "thrifty" or "cheap".  I'm disappointed.  (Scots are supposedly tight-fisted with money, so they say.)
 
 
English girls, I couldn't really find anything on.
Like Americans with funny slang and cute accents, I suppose. Let's not forget Bangers and Mash either.
 
We'll have to ask Jimmy about English women.
 
 
 
The funny thing about me is that I get pretty dark in the summer, so much so that when I tell people what I am for whatever reason, they say they can see that, cuz of my complexion.
But the rest of the year, like right now, I'm uber pale. Everyone at school calls me Snow White cuz I have black hair and red lips. But I've never gotten one sunburn in my whole life.
None of that stuff was me, BTW. The really nasty stuff about German girls was from www.americangirlsareeasy.com which was thoroughly offensive and asinine, IMHO.
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