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    Posted: 24 May 2015 at 12:54pm
You have all seen this ad. I don't think we need to see it again and, god knows, we don't want to see her in a bikini.
  When she comes out in that slinky dress, I thought it was special effects but, maybe, it's not.
  She flaps her arms around but never moves.
  She must be crammed into that dress so tight that if she moved, she would sh*t.

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When is Marie Osmond NOT on a diet???

Being on a diet has become her career, since she porked up & nobody wants to hear her sing anymore anyway.





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I would think that they'd want a different celebrity spokesperson by now.

I mean, she's been on that same diet for something like 50 years now, and sure, she dropped a couple dozen pounds early on, but then the weight loss seems to have more or less stopped.

She would be skin and bones by now if the stuff actually worked.

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Now she needs to join Bally's or LA Fitness, sweat that fat ass down a few more dress sizes & start shilling for them.


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Maybe Marie could even get back into the music business if she'd take her act in a new direction....



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Not just Marie Osmond (Although I agree withe the above statements) but have you noticed the return of Kirstie Alley too? Talk about a cow! Why would they want her as a spokesperson for a diet? And then there's Melissa Joan Hart. Another one who needs to stay on this "wonder diet" a bit longer before showing yourself on public television.
All these chunkers who act and talk like they used to be big and fat and are now slim and trim, but in reality still need to lose the equivalent of a small child should not be allowed to do these commercials. I mean really! How much trust do they inspire in the products they're hyping?
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Maybe Marie could even get back into the music business if she'd take her act in a new direction....





That's the worst song I've ever heard. Confused

Also, I noticed that the pool has no water in that video. Maybe some "fat chick" displaced it all out with a cannonball. LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 May 2015 at 8:59pm
Women stayed slim & trim long before Nutrisystem(and the like) came around. Do women believe that because a has been "celebrity" lost weight using this microwave food, they will too?
Quit shoveling down Publix cake & ice cream and you won't get fat to begin with.Pig    
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

All these chunkers who act and talk like they used to be big and fat and are now slim and trim, but in reality still need to lose the equivalent of a small child should not be allowed to do these commercials. I mean really! How much trust do they inspire in the products they're hyping?


My favourite have to be the cheapo ads for this one "diet pill" where the before pictures are shirtless (for the guys) or in swimwear/bra and pants for the women, but every time they show the after they're fully clothed.
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Originally posted by thedude thedude wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Maybe Marie could even get back into the music business if she'd take her act in a new direction....





That's the worst song I've ever heard. Confused

Also, I noticed that the pool has no water in that video. Maybe some "fat chick" displaced it all out with a cannonball. LOL


No worse than "All About That Bass" or better yet Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Jun 2015 at 10:31pm
That song is repititive, obnoxious, and boring. The is no change in tempo AT ALL! Fits in perfectly with today's "music"!
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