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    Posted: 15 May 2009 at 1:06pm
I don't remember what the product was called but all I know what that this guy was acting as Santa at his office christmas party and had this freaky, stereotypical 1950's family man/ very strained smile on his face all the while the women in his office were whispering amongst themselves and eyeing him or his private area like a a tiger would a piece of meat. Some of the women were standing in line to sit in his lap and one whispered something and through out the commercial he had on that creeeepy smile.

I think so far this has been the most stupidest and disgusting male enhancement commercial I've seen to date. It's stupid how these things advertise that if you take their product women will be standing in line or throwing themselves at your just so you can do it with them. Ugh..
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CatWoman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 May 2009 at 3:52pm
Enzyte.

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Ah! Smiling Bob!
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They're still airing this one? Ye gads! Christmas was eons ago. Does this mean that Smiling Bob's erection lasted more that four months and his boner is so huge he can't get out of the suit? ConfusedConfused
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

Does this mean that Smiling Bob's erection lasted more that four months and his boner is so huge he can't get out of the suit? ConfusedConfused
 
If his boner lasted ***THAT LONG***, then he had major league priapism and needed to go to the ER right away (screw seeing his doctor; he required immediate treatment!!!) ShockedOuchShocked

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Doctor: "QUICKLY! I need ice and a tube to drain all the blood out. This guy took too many Enzyte pills!"  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor's Hammer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 May 2009 at 11:42pm
considering this ad is from Nov. 2007 at least, modern medicine is helpless in the face of the staying power of Smilin' Bob's junk.  If he's backing that much heat for that long, he needs to join the Super Friends.
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ENZYTE BOB!!!!!
 
Y'know, with all the personal, sexual performance related crap they're advertising on TV nowadays, I wonder how long it will be before they start advertising crap like you see in those erotic toy catalogs, like penis enlargement pumps, or dildos, or fake vaginas or blow up love dolls, or crotchless leather thong panties.
 
I can see it getting to that point, eventually.
 
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MissyDWolf told me I should consider "male enhancement"...so I went and bought a nice shirt.

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Last I heard, these guys went to prison. I searched, "smiling Bob" on google. This is the first thing that comes up (this one is old though - from March 2006)...
 
 
I wonder how it is that they are on the air again.
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Originally posted by sodiumcrapolate sodiumcrapolate wrote:

Last I heard, these guys went to prison. I searched, "smiling Bob" on google. This is the first thing that comes up (this one is old though - from March 2006)...
 


 

I wonder how it is that they are on the air again.


I find that kind of funny....But yeah..If that happened how on earth did they manage to get on air again?? Unless they're planning to use this as a way to boost their sales during the economy slump.
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