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Letters to Commercials I Hate
you can write to me anytime at:
nathan @ commercialsihate.com
By doing so, you agree that I may publish your letter in the
blog.

I may make you look stupid.

 
 

In 2004, The Letters To Commercials I Hate weblog was born.

Here you can view all the e-mails people have written to me over the years.
please feel free to add your own comments,
and respond to comments left by other readers.

 
 

You can access "Letters to Commercials I Hate" by clicking here!
 
 

Here are some links to my favorite letters:
 
 

Hate mail
Hate mail is my favorite to repond to because I usually hand the person their ass.

Here are my favories to date:

 
 

The Ebonics Twins
This is the e-mail that inspired the hip-hop
April Fool's joke.

The Ass-kicking red-blooded American
The infamous "dreamweavercatcher" lettrer.

The Queen of Stupid
My first really angry letter.

 
 
Love Letters
 
 

My Beloved Stalker, Miss Melissa

Did you know that I had a stalker?
I guess it's no secret that I am pretty hott stuff.
Anyway, in true reverse-stalker fashion,
I've devoted an obsessive page to my stalker, appropriately called
Letters from Melissa.

Read all Melissa's letters and my responses here.

 

More love letters:

I swear, I could never make up something this lame.

Everyone wants to be my stalker.

NICE e-mail address.

 
 

I don't work for Gatorade

  I sincerely hope that today is not your first day on the internet.
  If it is, please don't write to me.
  I give you a shocking example:

  I DON'T work for GATORADE

 
 
It's not like I really hate YOU...

It's not often, but sometimes I get an e-mail from an actor that I ripped apart on Commercialsihate.com.

I recognize that these people are simply pawns in the game to make us all stupid. I don't blame them, really.

You hate me.

 
 
Stupid E-mails
 
 

Zesty!

Jenga!

Angry Pizza Driver

Rufus

Tall dark haired DELL boy intern

I bet she lost.

Alex and Brit

 
 

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