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    Posted: 28 Dec 2011 at 9:58pm
 
 
Found this little gem in my Hotmail inbox a short time ago.
Why do they call it "LASIK-PENUS-Institute" when the subject line clearly indicates that the surgery is for your nads?!?
And please note the misspelling of the word "Penis". AngryDeadCryDeadAngry

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Only $299 per nut?  What a deal!  I can forgive the misspelling of "penis" for that price!  Woohoo! 
 
I can't stop laughing, thinking about some weird dude in his mom's basement doling out "penus" and "nut" surgery to some hapless chappies.  And the complimentary evaluation must go something like, "Nice penus and nuts, dude, but it looks like they needs some laserin'!"    LOLLOLLOL
 
 
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LOL WTF?  Is this for real? I get SO pissed when I get random bullsh*t like that. I can't get to the spam bar fast enough.
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Only $299 per nut?  What a deal!  I can forgive the misspelling of "penis" for that price!  Woohoo! 
 


Shouldn't it be a discount for both though? Like $299 for one or $499 for the pair. 

Also, what if you have 3 nuts?  Would the 3rd be back to the $299 price?


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Only $299 per nut?  What a deal!  I can forgive the misspelling of "penis" for that price!  Woohoo! 
 


Shouldn't it be a discount for both though? Like $299 for one or $499 for the pair. 

Also, what if you have 3 nuts?  Would the 3rd be back to the $299 price?


"Nuts of Three?  The last one's free!" LOL
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Only $299 per nut?  What a deal!  I can forgive the misspelling of "penis" for that price!  Woohoo! 
 


Shouldn't it be a discount for both though? Like $299 for one or $499 for the pair. 

Also, what if you have 3 nuts?  Would the 3rd be back to the $299 price?


"Nuts of Three?  The last one's free!" LOL


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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Only $299 per nut?  What a deal!  I can forgive the misspelling of "penis" for that price!  Woohoo! 
 
I can't stop laughing, thinking about some weird dude in his mom's basement doling out "penus" and "nut" surgery to some hapless chappies.  And the complimentary evaluation must go something like, "Nice penus and nuts, dude, but it looks like they needs some laserin'!"    LOLLOLLOL
 
 
 

I picture a blue beam of light as the laser.LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jan 2013 at 4:49am
Isn't Lasik an eye surgery thing?  If someone has a penis stuck in their eye, I'd imagine that would be something the ER would/could/should handle...?  Shocked
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^^^ Spam has been removed, thank you!!! ^^^

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What a spammin' idiot.  Picked THE ABSOLUTE STUPIDEST THREAD to spam in.  "Hey everybody, let's jump on the LASIK Penus Institute thread!!!!!  That'll gain us some customers!"
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Betcha "Warren" isn't even his real name.  Probably Pushkar Ngottahernia....
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Confused....try a 'Google' search on the topic - it only get stranger as you page through search results...
Here's one 'result' (click at your own risk - *I* WOULD NOT)
 
Thanks to GOOGLE, I now know more about something I wanted to know less about...
 
 
* rbytes.net /.../pennis-enlargement-surgery-bigger-penus- download/  * - Cached
... penus reviews and free downloads: LASIK Info Program 1.1 ...
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^^^Never thought of 'googling' it.  Wow, that's just freaking weird.

 There must be people who actually click on those links!  That's just plain scary.
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Found this by "Googling" for a dick that needs to be larger:
 
 
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Herbs to fix a broken penis (from improper pump use)?  Those must be some magic herbs.  
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

Herbs to fix a broken penis (from improper pump use)?  Those must be some magic herbs.  
Jack and the Beanstalk's business was going bust, thus, inject a new idea and re-think a use for those 'magic beans',maybe? 
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