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zippyjet
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I have nothing against rail thin anorexic models with page boy hairdos kanoodeling on a commercial but, that music is horrid! Therefore this commercial makes it in my ever expanding cache of COMMERCIALS I HATE!
I tried searching you tube and can't find it but it will be there soon. I believe that music is some of that rap crap by one of those current no talent artists.
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zippyjet
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Sure enough I found this puker commercial on you tube. Again, I like the hottie bobbed waif models but that music! How can anyone call that sh*t music?
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Are those caterpillars above their eyes?
I don't mind the song. It reminds me of Lykke Li, but it's by some woman named Santigold. Not the usual stuff I hear in TV commercials (or in general, for that matter).
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Good God the one with shorter hair looks like a 15 year old boy, especially at 0:09.
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zippyjet
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My God, "Santigold" sounds like a feminine hygiene product. I've heard Leiki Lee, not bad but this is much much worse.
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Are those "models" alive? Good god eat once a week at least! |
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zippyjet
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Are those "models" alive? Good god eat once a week at least! They do eat more than once a week but, their diets consist of buckwheat and alfalfa sprouts and the eat out each other and do juice fasts and high colonic's.
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Uuughh! The music! I couldn't even tell what language that was at first (not that it matters because the lyrics have absolutely no meaning anyway).They look like painted-up zombies. They'd be better off if they were, 'cause then they'd at least be eating brains.
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"B-But the metal forks taste bad!"
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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zippyjet
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The opening lyrics sound like baby babble talk done to hipster breathy girl no talent hip hop. I'm convinced, the evil fascist president of Iran has a majority ownership in the evil axis of retail giants: Kohls, TJ Maxx and Marshalls. These three seem to have a penchant for terrorizing us with horrid sh*tty commercials.
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WOW... just - wow.
I don't proclaim to be gracing the covers of any fashion magazines but man, those are some hideous clothes worn by - sorry to say it - 2 fugly chicks.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Thor
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They look mean to me.
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Dammitdammitdammit!!!
That "song" gave me the runs and now my chair is more of a friggin' mess than that commercial full of 'boyos from Brazil' wearin' the front-room drapes (did someone say 'catipillars' for eyebrows? Yea - that was a *perfect* description!)
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