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    Posted: 31 Oct 2012 at 2:48am
I have nothing against rail thin anorexic models with page boy hairdos kanoodeling on a commercial but, that music is horrid! Therefore this commercial makes it in my ever expanding cache of COMMERCIALS I HATE!

I tried searching you tube and can't find it but it will be there soon. I believe that music is some of that rap crap by one of those current no talent artists. 
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Sure enough I found this puker commercial on you tube. Again, I like the hottie bobbed waif models but that music! How can anyone call that sh*t music?
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Are those caterpillars above their eyes?
 
I don't mind the song.  It reminds me of Lykke Li, but it's by some woman named Santigold.  Not the usual stuff I hear in TV commercials (or in general, for that matter).
 
 
 
 
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Good God the one with shorter hair looks like a 15 year old boy, especially at 0:09.

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My God, "Santigold" sounds like a feminine hygiene product. I've heard Leiki Lee, not bad but this is much much worse.
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:


Sure enough I found this puker commercial on you tube. Again, I like the hottie bobbed waif models but that music! How can anyone call that sh*t music?


Are those "models" alive?  Good god eat once a week at least! Dead
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Are those "models" alive?  Good god eat once a week at least!

They do eat more than once a week but, their diets consist of buckwheat and alfalfa sprouts and the eat out each other and do juice fasts and high colonic's.
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Uuughh! The music! I couldn't even tell what language that was at first (not that it matters because the lyrics have absolutely no meaning anyway).
They look like painted-up zombies. They'd be better off if they were, 'cause then they'd at least be eating brains.
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Originally posted by Aevangeline Aevangeline wrote:

Uuughh! The music! I couldn't even tell what language that was at first (not that it matters because the lyrics have absolutely no meaning anyway).
They look like painted-up zombies. They'd be better off if they were, 'cause then they'd at least be eating brains.
I saw this for the first time on TV today. Hidious "twigs"!
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Aevangeline Aevangeline wrote:

Uuughh! The music! I couldn't even tell what language that was at first (not that it matters because the lyrics have absolutely no meaning anyway).
They look like painted-up zombies. They'd be better off if they were, 'cause then they'd at least be eating brains.
I saw this for the first time on TV today. Hidious "twigs"!

The opening lyrics sound like baby babble talk done to hipster breathy girl no talent hip hop. I'm convinced, the evil fascist president of Iran has a majority ownership in the evil axis of retail giants: Kohls, TJ Maxx and Marshalls. These three seem to have a penchant for terrorizing us with horrid sh*tty commercials. 
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WOW... just - wow.
 
I don't proclaim to be gracing the covers of any fashion magazines but man, those are some hideous clothes worn by - sorry to say it - 2 fugly chicks.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

WOW... just - wow.
 
I don't proclaim to be gracing the covers of any fashion magazines but man, those are some hideous clothes worn by - sorry to say it - 2 fugly chicks.
 
They look mean to me.
 
 
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CryDammitdammitdammit!!!
That "song" gave me the runs and now my chair is more of a friggin' mess than that commercial full of 'boyos from Brazil' wearin' the front-room drapes (did someone say 'catipillars' for eyebrows? Yea - that was a *perfect* description!)
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