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    Posted: 29 Jul 2013 at 7:37pm
ok, first time poster but long time lurker. Love the site and you guys, you are all very funny and apparently share the same pet peeves that I do. At any rate, I submit the Kmart Rap as a CIH:


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What in the hell f*ck was that? "Da Rich Kidzz" ???  Confused

Mercy ... That had to be one of the worst POS's I've ever seen (and just one more reason I'm thankful to get virtually zero Kmart advertising on TV here).   The concept of a bunch of spoiled sh*tless, over-privileged crotchfruits trying to act like they're "down" is too asinine for words to do it justice.

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And the good people at Sears wonder why they're slowly going out of business...


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What in the FK was that??? I am guilty of being way over 50 but I still like lots of different kinds of music. Todays music is mostly bullcrap and rap has always been nothing I understand or enjoy. 
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (2) Thanks(2)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Jul 2013 at 8:38pm
WTF is this ghetto crap? I guess it's aimed at kids who think rap is considered "real music".

Kmart do us all us a favor and spare us from this misery, phase out the Kmart name, you're an embarrassment to yourselves.

Also whoever thinks a school bus is a freaking limo is highly delusional.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (2) Thanks(2)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Jul 2013 at 9:34pm
Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

What in the hell f*ck was that? "Da Rich Kidzz" ???  Confused


 
Apparently, they really need to go back to school.  LOL
 
 
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^^ LOL

School might be a moot point for that bunch of juvenile losers .. they're beyond help.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Jul 2013 at 10:59pm
I know it's too entrenched in urban culture to do so, but I REALLY wish rap would just go away permanently. Everything's been done before (the rhyming schematic actually limits rap), and a lot of modern beats are recycled/stolen from better songs. It's like the music equivalent of a second-hand store for people not classy enough to listen to the real thing.

And definitely, get it out of commercials! It doesn't make your business look "hip" anymore - just low-class and trashy.
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2:00 minutes was enough.....

I see those tan work boots are still in style.Ermm

Did the school bus  limo make a wrong turn? Where'd the white kid come from?
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I actually made it to 2:26 and couldn't believe there was more to endure.  I just couldn't take it anymore.  To answer your question, the blonde white girl is The Token White and she will be married to a black man one day, possibly doing a breakfast cereal commercial with him and their child, who will be rapping about it from it's highchair.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DKS Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jul 2013 at 10:44am
That was....just unbelievably horrible, on so many different levels.
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

I know it's too entrenched in urban culture to do so, but I REALLY wish rap would just go away permanently. Everything's been done before (the rhyming schematic actually limits rap), and a lot of modern beats are recycled/stolen from better songs. It's like the music equivalent of a second-hand store for people not classy enough to listen to the real thing.


 
I once read somewhere, a black chick lament "We used to have music.  Now we have beats."
 
 
 
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Jul 2013 at 11:17pm
They should cut out all the pretentiousness, and call it what it really is. Krap!
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

They should cut out all the pretentiousness, and call it what it really is. Krap!

Movie: The last boy scout. Bruce Willis as Joe Hallenbeck.

Milo: (Bad Guy) after having the cr*p beat out of Joe.
You think you are so f***king cool, don't you? You think you are so f***ing cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

Joe Hallenbeck:
Play some rap music.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

2:00 minutes was enough.....

I see those tan work boots are still in style.Ermm

Did the school bus  limo make a wrong turn? Where'd the white kid come from?
Consider it kindness and anti-bullying - they HAD to let 'dem beez 'players', too. It's no fun being 'outsiders'.
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

What in the FK was that??? I am guilty of being way over 50 but I still like lots of different kinds of music. Todays music is mostly bullcrap and rap has always been nothing I understand or enjoy. 
I'm 37 and I think most of today's music is crap!I saw this commercial twice today and all I have to say isAngryAngryAngry
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I can't stand that kind of "music", regardless of who performs it!!! AngryDeadCryDeadAngry

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There's no way that aired on TV in its full length, or did it? 3 minutes is unacceptable for a prime-time commercial break ad, especially when it's this gut-wrenchingly painful to get through.
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I have no clever jokes for this,so I just want to say it makes me grind my teeth from being so stupid. I came here 30 seconds after seeing these punks just to see if it had been discovered by anyone here yet. 
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This commercial has:
1)Rapping.
2)A group of KIDS rapping, which is even worse.
3)A group of KIDS rapping about their f**king SCHOOL BUS, which is even MORE worse.
4)Said group of kids apparently calls themselves "Da Rich Kidzz"(I guess the marketing execs failed rap names 101, as usually a rapper who wants to brag about being rich would replace the "S" with a "$" rather than a "Z", or in this case, "ZZ")
5)A group called "Da Rich Kidzz" rapping about their K-Mart apparel, cause you know, the odds of any rich kid actually getting their clothes at K-Mart aren't even lower than the odds of Brad Pitt being unable to find a hot chick who wants to bang him or anything.
6)One of the "rich kids" wearing a giant piece of K-Mart "bling", another has that goofy hi-top hair that wasn't cool when Kid n' Play and Vanilla Ice did it in the 80's, much less today.
7)Features a token white kid, because you know, unlike the vast majority of actual rap groups, commercials have to show we're diverse and thus can't have a rap group on TV that is all black.
8)Lasts over 3 minutes, which is longer than any GOOD commercial should be, much less an awful one.

"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die"
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HATE HATE HATE not only this commercial but rap too!!!! I am a huge music lover and I firmly believe that rap is responsible for the dumbing down of our youth and the watering and dumbing  down of R&B!! The "powers that be" in marketing know exactley what they are doing! I am so glad I don't shop at kmart or sears...if they keep pulling this crap they will be joining Montgomery Wards!!Evil Smile
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Originally posted by jenjen jenjen wrote:

HATE HATE HATE not only this commercial but rap too!!!! I am a huge music lover and I firmly believe that rap is responsible for the dumbing down of our youth and the watering and dumbing  down of R&B!! The "powers that be" in marketing know exactley what they are doing! I am so glad I don't shop at kmart or sears...if they keep pulling this crap they will be joining Montgomery Wards!!Evil Smile
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In the cereal aisle at your local RapMart.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

In the cereal aisle at your local RapMart.

That young man is wearing a diaper.
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