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    Posted: 23 Apr 2013 at 4:31pm

I'm not a big fan of Kelly Ripa or this ad that makes it seem like brushing your teeth will lead to you exercising and eating healthy.

My main question is, what the hell is in the bowl? Before she goes to her salad, you see her pick something colorful out of a bowl. It almost looks like easter eggs. Am I stupid for not knowing what the hell is in there? It really bothers me!
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tomatoes...I think.
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Those tomatoes are very pink haha!
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They are genetically enhanced testicles created by stem cells using Regis Philbin's DNA.
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Originally posted by skittish skittish wrote:

They are genetically enhanced testicles created by stem cells using Regis Philbin's DNA.
LOL Big smile LOL
*WARNING* This message was composed on a computer in a household where peanuts and peanut products are served.
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Originally posted by skittish skittish wrote:

They are genetically enhanced testicles created by stem cells using Regis Philbin's DNA.

I should have known! LOL
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Will this annoying b**ch ever go away?
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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"Will this annoying b**ch ever go away?"

I was hoping that with her new co-host that her show would be cancelled!
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Originally posted by ALE515 ALE515 wrote:

"Will this annoying b**ch ever go away?"

I was hoping that with her new co-host that her show would be cancelled!

 

Be careful what you wish for. If her show (whatever it is) were cancelled she would be in more commercials.

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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by ALE515 ALE515 wrote:

"Will this annoying b**ch ever go away?"

I was hoping that with her new co-host that her show would be cancelled!

 

Be careful what you wish for. If her show (whatever it is) were cancelled she would be in more commercials.


Ugh, you're right! I don't need to see any more of her freakishly skinny body!!
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Ah yes, the aging middle-aged cheerleader is back again.
You're too thin, too chirpy, and you're NOT 17 anymore.
Act your f'ing age!!!
Does anyone actually think this moron is sexy?
And why would a toothpaste company enlist the service of someone as bucktoothed as this rabbit?
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Ah yes, the aging middle-aged cheerleader is back again.
You're too thin, too chirpy, and you're NOT 17 anymore.
Act your f'ing age!!!
Does anyone actually think this moron is sexy?
And why would a toothpaste company enlist the service of someone as bucktoothed as this rabbit?

All the guys I know claim she's too annoying. I don't think they've gotten past that point to realize if she's good looking or not....
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She's cute.  Nothing unusual.  A good version of the typical middle-aged dishwater-blonde soccer mom that's everywhere these days.  She's not incredibly hot or anything, so she's non-threatening to the women who probably comprise the majority of her audience. 
 
I haven't seen much of her, but my picture of her is that she's really bubbly and cute.  Probably makes really cute Christmas decorations out of typical household items. 
 
A sex video would ruin her career.
 
 
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I generally like her, and also think she's gorgeous, but this is a stupid commercial. 99% of us brush our teeth regularly, but I'm guessing the percentage who truly eat well and exercise with the same frequency is much, much lower. 
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Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Ah yes, the aging middle-aged cheerleader is back again.
You're too thin, too chirpy, and you're NOT 17 anymore.
Act your f'ing age!!!
Does anyone actually think this moron is sexy?
And why would a toothpaste company enlist the service of someone as bucktoothed as this rabbit?
DAMN YOU CAPTAIN ERNIE!  I just literally sprayed a mouthful of coffee across my screen! LOLLOLLOL
Your whole post had me ROTF.
 
I was also going to bring up the fact about those Scrabble tile teeth. They're too square.
 
And, (I only know this from some People article I was forrced to read in a waiting room) she has a very pronounced "outie" belly button. Freakishly outie. Like "little hanging dickie" outie.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

And, (I only know this from some People article I was forrced to read in a waiting room) she has a very pronounced "outie" belly button. Freakishly outie. Like "little hanging dickie" outie.


Hopefully when she hugs a guy she doesn't get too close, otherwise that could make for a very awkward situation.

"Umm is your belly button an outie or are you just happy to see me?"


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

And, (I only know this from some People article I was forrced to read in a waiting room) she has a very pronounced "outie" belly button. Freakishly outie. Like "little hanging dickie" outie.


Hopefully when she hugs a guy she doesn't get too close, otherwise that could make for a very awkward situation.

"Umm is your belly button an outie or are you just happy to see me?"




lol "Is that your bellybutton or are you just happy to see me?"

haha I typed that before I saw that you had typed that already.
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LOL

But look on the bright side - if she dates a guy who's into pegging she can save herself some money on the "equipment" needed.
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Maybe the bulimia makes her need to brush her teeth constantly.
This toothpick is incredibly whiny, and is not the slightest bit entertaining. I was sick a while back, and caught her show from my sick bed. I felt like putting my foot through the screen whenever she started acting like a dumb blonde. Every thing about this chick is phony.
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The lady has the most God awful, grossest body I've seen.Dead
 
I think her husband coined the phrase " I ate the bones".  
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Her upper left leg (our right) looks like a second vagina.
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omg. her left leg looks like my aunt's, who had severe eating disorders. i'm hardly an expert on what legs are "supposed" to look like, but i've never seen someone who's skinny via healthy means look like that.

very scary. and that bellybutton is horrifying.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

The lady has the most God awful, grossest body I've seen.Dead
 
I think her husband coined the phrase " I ate the bones".  

Oh. My. God. Her Husband did eat the bones!!!
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She's wretched! That bikini photo made me gag
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That bikini photos is freaky, and not in a good way!

One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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