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    Posted: 23 Feb 2012 at 1:09pm
People are acting like complete idiots in this commercial. Overhyping a picture of shows over the internet. While an crap song plays later. sh*t commercial.
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At the opening of this commercial, I thought it was going to be another of those Trojan commercials but I guess the makers of this advertisement decided it'd be clever making it seem like the women were looking at something naughty by their reactions. I hate when commercials do this.
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I haven't seen this, but it sounds like it goes with the trend of women having orgasms over yogurt, peppermint patties and shampoo.
 
 
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Is this the commercial?



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That's the one!
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Yogurt. Shoes. And people say keeping a woman satisfied is difficult...
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I have but 3 pairs of shoesCry
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I'm a woman and I don't act like a blithering idiot over shoes. In fact, I HATE shoe shopping! All the pretty shoes are never in my size, it's so boring and I don't like anything to do with feet in the first place.
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

I'm a woman and I don't act like a blithering idiot over shoes. In fact, I HATE shoe shopping! All the pretty shoes are never in my size, it's so boring and I don't like anything to do with feet in the first place.

I concur. Feet are icky. I'll buy my standard size shoe in stores and gladly bring them back if they don't fit, all in effort to avoid the awkward 'how do they feel on your foot?' conversation. 
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I enjoy shoe shopping once in a while, but this is just sad. Shoes never have, and never will be porn. I also wonder if they only showed the shoes with a 5 inch+heel to keep up with the gag. Size does matter, ladies. Ermm Hur hur.

I wouldn't be caught dead in any of those, what good are "sexy" shoes with broken ankles?
Please, stop saying "Awesome" in commercials! Your actors are not awe-inspiring and neither is your product.
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It does. Just a trend with shoes though. 
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Yes, this is the commercial. 
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha Moochamoocha wrote:

I'm a woman and I don't act like a blithering idiot over shoes. In fact, I HATE shoe shopping! All the pretty shoes are never in my size, it's so boring and I don't like anything to do with feet in the first place.
 
I like buying shoes from time to time, but I've never acted like that over a pair. In fact, my favorite pairs of shoes are impulse buys. I just see them in a store or online and snag them up.
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I would like to know where this business model has come from. It literally came out of nowhere and frankly I'm tired of being assaulted by it. Shoe dazzle, Just fab, plus tons of others with less marketing budget, they ALL do the same thing. Join our club and let someone pick out overpriced shoes for you. No thanks, I'm not retarded. My husband has more shoes than I do.
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[QUOTE=Hezadancer] I would like to know where this business model has come from. It literally came out of nowhere and frankly I'm tired of being assaulted by it. Shoe dazzle, Just fab, plus tons of others with less marketing budget, they ALL do the same thing. Join our club and let someone pick out overpriced shoes for you. No thanks, I'm not retarded. My husband has more shoes than I do.
Thanks Hezadancer. I just watched a horrid commercial and could not remember what it was for except shoes. SHOEDAZZLE.COM ARRRRRRR!!! I'm a guy but I think I know butt ugly shoes when I see them. I remember seeing the "needle" toe shoes in Spain and Portugal in 2003 and thinking "huh". In this commercial a woman is holding a shoe and stating something like it is the "love of her life"! It has a 4 or 5 inch heel and the toe looks like it was formed around a softball. Even worse it appears to be in python skin. WTF!!! Sorry about the age of Hezadancer's post but it was the only hit on my search.
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I've gone on ShoeDazzle or JustFab out of curiosity.
 
Basically, they "analyze" your style based upon your choice of three female celebrities. If your style is anything like mine, it's like selecting the least of three evils and allowing the site to determine your fashion sense.
 
My taste in shoes is technically more "Gene Simmons" than anyone other celebrity's. LOL
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I'm a guy but I think I know butt ugly shoes when I see them. I remember seeing the "needle" toe shoes in Spain and Portugal in 2003 and thinking "huh". In this commercial a woman is holding a shoe and stating something like it is the "love of her life"! It has a 4 or 5 inch heel and the toe looks like it was formed around a softball. Even worse it appears to be in python skin. WTF!!! Sorry about the age of Hezadancer's post but it was the only hit on my search.
 
I've always liked those big high platform shoes.
 
1.  They look good.
2.  Girls can't run from you very fast in them.
 
 
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This piece of crap is back in heavy rotation lately. I can't stand the valley-girl announcer's voice. "Are yuh obSAST with shuss?" No, honey, I'm not. That would be a sad way to live. 

Thor, buddy, your #2 reason is some creepy $h!t! ExclamationLOL
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I just saw this god-awful piece of sh*t for the first time a few minutes ago.  I thought it was brand new and was gonna start a thread for it but did a search first just in case.  How friggin' ridiculous can they get?!? Angry  I thought the ogling over foods gimmick was stupid enough, but I was wrong.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I'm a guy but I think I know butt ugly shoes when I see them. I remember seeing the "needle" toe shoes in Spain and Portugal in 2003 and thinking "huh". In this commercial a woman is holding a shoe and stating something like it is the "love of her life"! It has a 4 or 5 inch heel and the toe looks like it was formed around a softball. Even worse it appears to be in python skin. WTF!!! Sorry about the age of Hezadancer's post but it was the only hit on my search.



 

I've always liked those big high platform shoes.

 

1.  They look good.

2.  Girls can't run from you very fast in them.

 

 
Meanwhile, one kick to the crotch and your scrotom is basically a sack of soup.
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^  That's when you grab them by the ankle, flip 'em onto their backs, and have your way with them.  It's a lovely style of shoe.
 
 
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I hate this commercial. The way the brunette says "Oh NO they didn't!!" It sounds like she's saying "Oh NARE they didn't!"
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I'm sick of the trend of women making orgasmic sounds over nonsexual things THIS MUST STOP!
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I want to take those shoes with the impossibly big heel and bludgeon those twits with them. As if any guy is REALLY interested in looking at your shoes. If he is, then well...you know.
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