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korydvandyke
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Posted: 05 Jun 2008 at 12:33am |
"I'm old. And like most old people I don't even know how to spell sell-phone (sp?), let alone know how to use one. Thanks Jitterbug!"
"Thanks to Jitterbug I can easily contact my family members through the magic of cell-phones! Way to go Jitterbug!" "Cell-phone? I'll tell you who uses cell-phones! It's those damned commies over in the Soviet Russia! Go to hell Jitterbug!" "Jitterbug!? Isn't that one of them crazy swingin' dances!?" ".-- .... .- - .. ... .- -.-. . .-.. .-.. .--. .... --- -. . [STOP] .. -- ... .- -- -- --- .-. ... . [STOP]" "Jitterbug allows me to check my blood sugar and to check it often. Jitterbug makes it easy thanks to Liberty Medical." |
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PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
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'Cmon now! 'Father's Day' is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!
Here's the real thingy - get him one.
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X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Big Momma
Honor Roll I donated. Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 4920 |
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Kory, THAT is awesome!!!!
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Skerlnik
Honor Roll Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Tucson Status: Offline Points: 4045 |
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Semaphore is good enough for you, old man!
Letting old people get cellies just takes down the coolness factor for everyone.
Damned old people!! (shakes fist)
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FaithSF
Revolutionary I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Status: Offline Points: 4704 |
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Kory, I especially loved Morse (and his Code)!
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shadow
Honor Roll Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Rhode Island Status: Offline Points: 5028 |
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God, please do not give them phones....the sidewalks will become their passing lane while yapping and driving.
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was feeling nostalgic
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gblues
Newbie Joined: 05 May 2008 Location: Caldwell, ID Status: Offline Points: 9 |
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Needs more George Michael:
"Ring me up before you go-go.." |
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Ad nauseous
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It'd be hilarious if it was called The Charleston, but I digress.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_(dance) |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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BrianO
Junior Executive Deleted Account Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 1179 |
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In another 20 years, they'll rename it the Frug...or the Watusi...or even the Frugin' Watusi!
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korydvandyke
Commercial Hater Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Location: Spring Lake Status: Offline Points: 203 |
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2068: "New for old people! It's the Macarena phone!"
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JimAyzing
Junior Executive Formerly powerboy Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 780 |
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I actually want to use one of those phones
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BrianO
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And 20 years later, the 'Soulja Boy'...until a competitor claims their idea was stolen, and it should be called the 'Superman'.
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TWCFan
Commercial Hater Joined: 11 May 2008 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 953 |
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Brian, I was about to say that!
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BrianO
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Tell you what, TWCF...I'll take credit for 'Superman', and you take credit for 'Soulja Boy'!
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PaWolf
Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40769 |
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...keep it up, you bunch of smart-ass brats! We like the BIG BUTTONS, and...well...MAYBE you forgot WHO gave your little smartasses the technology - you didn't invent it, by far - and haven't proven yourselves smart enough to begin to REALLY understand it...maybe, just maybe...we'll poop in your sammies, before we bag yer lunch and send ya ta work....show some respect before we F'U up good and proper. And...well...we're THE BEST AT THAT - so, be careful...or, better yet - don't go there - we got 'game'. Give us our Jitterbugs and shut the F'up.
Now apologize PUBLICLY, or...
ya get NO dinner...
Ya get NO computer time...
ya gotta go to your room...
...and you're on 'restriction' for a week.
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X <sig.nature>
"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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TWCFan
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The Mad Gasser
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... and eat your oatmeal. It's the right thing to do. |
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kat
Junior Executive Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: lala land Status: Offline Points: 989 |
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Omigod, I love the Morse Code.
I was very proud of my grandma. She recently bought a cell phone and did not get any kind of dumbed down old people phone. She got a TracFone. Of course I had to show her how to use it, including how to answer it, more than once, but it's the principle that matters. |
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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