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    Posted: 05 Jun 2008 at 12:33am
"I'm old. And like most old people I don't even know how to spell sell-phone (sp?), let alone know how to use one. Thanks Jitterbug!"











"Thanks to Jitterbug I can easily contact my family members through the magic of cell-phones! Way to go Jitterbug!"













"Cell-phone? I'll tell you who uses cell-phones! It's those damned commies over in the Soviet Russia! Go to hell Jitterbug!"












"Jitterbug!? Isn't that one of them crazy swingin' dances!?"













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"Jitterbug allows me to check my blood sugar and to check it often. Jitterbug makes it easy thanks to Liberty Medical."
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Big Momma Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2008 at 12:36am
Kory, THAT is awesome!!!! ClapClapLOL
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Semaphore is good enough for you, old man!
 
Letting old people get cellies just takes down the coolness factor for everyone.
 
Damned old people!!  (shakes fist)
 
 
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Kory, I especially loved Morse (and his Code)!
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God, please do not give them phones....the sidewalks will become their passing lane while yapping and driving.
was feeling nostalgic
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Needs more George Michael:

"Ring me up before you go-go.."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2008 at 9:11pm
It'd be hilarious if it was called The Charleston, but I digress.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_(dance)


LOL
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In another 20 years, they'll rename it the Frug...or the Watusi...or even the Frugin' Watusi!LOL
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2068: "New for old people! It's the Macarena phone!"
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I actually want to use one of those phones
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Originally posted by korydvandyke korydvandyke wrote:

2068: "New for old people! It's the Macarena phone!"
And 20 years later, the 'Soulja Boy'...until a competitor claims their idea was stolen, and it should be called the 'Superman'.
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Brian, I was about to say that!
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Tell you what, TWCF...I'll take credit for 'Superman', and you take credit for 'Soulja Boy'!Wink
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...keep it up, you bunch of smart-ass brats! We like the BIG BUTTONS, and...well...MAYBE you forgot WHO gave your little smartasses the technology - you didn't invent it, by far - and haven't proven yourselves smart enough to begin to REALLY understand it...maybe, just maybe...we'll poop in your sammies, before we bag yer lunch and send ya ta work....show some respect before we F'U up good and proper.

And...well...we're THE BEST AT THAT - so, be careful...or, better yet - don't go there - we got 'game'. 

Give us our Jitterbugs and shut the F'up. 
 
Now apologize PUBLICLY, or...
ya get NO dinner...
Ya get NO computer time...
ya gotta go to your room...
...and you're on 'restriction' for a week.
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Originally posted by BrianO BrianO wrote:

Tell you what, TWCF...I'll take credit for 'Superman', and you take credit for 'Soulja Boy'!Wink
That'll work!
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Originally posted by korydvandyke korydvandyke wrote:



"Jitterbug allows me to check my blood sugar and to check it often. Jitterbug makes it easy thanks to Liberty Medical."


... and eat your oatmeal. It's the right thing to do.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jul 2008 at 6:44pm
Omigod, I love the Morse Code.

I was very proud of my grandma. She recently bought a cell phone and did not get any kind of dumbed down old people phone. She got a TracFone. Of course I had to show her how to use it, including how to answer it, more than once, but it's the principle that matters.
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