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    Posted: 08 Jul 2019 at 3:56pm
It seems like this duck faced chick is on practically EVERY ad thats run currently-Neutrogena, that credit card...man i am SICK of her rubber lipped mug! She seems to buy into her 'talent' with overacting and a crap ton of make-up...not a fan
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jul 2019 at 6:19pm
She is kinda hot, Bags!  Not as hot as my wife or yours?
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She could be kinda hot, if she didn't always have her face twisted up in some stupid-looking expression. I honestly don't think I've ever seen her resting face, the closest we ever get is that dumb squint-thing where she pushes her cheek meat up under her eyes.

She just always looks fake as hell to me, and it overrides anything about her that might be attractive.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jul 2019 at 5:01pm
I guess I look at her other parts...

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She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...

MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY--its that damn 'whats in YOUR wallet?' sh*te where she constantly mugs and its her TONE..like she always addresses the viewer/camera like she is talking to a 4 year old! No wonder ol' BenAffleck was constantly boozing..there are moments, yes, where she slightly TILTS towards hot and then that big BILL of hers opens and its over
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

She's just never done anything to me or for me, so I've no opinion other than if she was alone with me on a desert island, except for the natives...well, I'd probably trade her for one of their women, doncha know...

MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY--its that damn 'whats in YOUR wallet?' sh*te where she constantly mugs and its her TONE..like she always addresses the viewer/camera like she is talking to a 4 year old! No wonder ol' BenAffleck was constantly boozing..there are moments, yes, where she slightly TILTS towards hot and then that big BILL of hers opens and its over
WinkThanks  bags! I can exhale now - THOSE were the words I was looking for, but couldn't find in my mind.
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She's a guilty pleasure of mine 'cause she does the kar-a-tayyyy. Hi-yawwwww... I've always had a thing for martial arts chicks.  Embarrassed
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I lost all interest in her when I learned she was no relation to James Garner.

First few times I heard of her, I assumed she was his daughter.
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I hear her voice 20 or 30 times a day over "Walmart Radio" at work.  "Hi everyone, this is Jen Garner".
 
"Jen"???  What?  We're on a nickname basis?
 
Anyway, she tries to inspire us all to do "acts of kindness" or some such crap.  She probably tries to inspire us to buy some sort of made-in-Laos garbage, too, but I don't know---I just tune it all out.
 
 
 
 
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her duckbill bothers me...she isnt a good enough actress to rate these many endorsements
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AND they painted the crud out of that mug of hers on the 'wedding' one--what they DIDN'T do was
Improve the whole 'interruption' ploy of the 'librarian' one or
Improve her totally crappy MUGGING - how the HELL she gets any parts other than
those unwatchable Christian movies is a mystery to me
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It's the whole cutesy, smirking, tittering, "Look how adorable I am!' thing that annoys me about her.  

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U can see why Benaffleck turned to a TON of alcohol during that 'relationship'-its like constantly being berated by yr MOM
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Funny you call her Duck Face. IMO she's hot with an athletic but girlsh body. Ill take Jennifer over her ex hubby Ben the Boston Duck Afflac!



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I think she's adorable.
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