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I don't get it, we had this little thing called a f**king WAR to get rid of the monarchy, and now we're all supposed to care about what and who they're doing?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2013 at 8:40pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I hope it's a hermaphrodite.

 
I think it might be!  The crawl on CNN today said that the baby's title will be "His or Her Royal Highness".  Shocked
 
"Good day, His or Her Royal Highness."
 
 
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It's a boy. Move on now!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2013 at 9:02pm
OK , NOW THEY ARE CUTTING INTO MY ROUTINE.........
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2013 at 9:03pm
 
Today would have been my mother's birthday, too.  I think, in honor of that, they should name him Marge.  Prince Marge.
 
 
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I'd opt for Bob.

Not short for anything. Just Bob.

Prince Bob. King Bob. His royal Bob, the Majestic Bob.

Perhaps Bob can have a bobcut and marry a bobbysoxer who wears "Bobbles", Bangles and Beads. Their Corgies will have Bobbed tails....

Meanwhile, I did get a chance to shout WANKER when the Prime Minister came up. ConDem bastard.
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I'm opting for Prince Amerigo Vespuci

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Madawee...don't do that when I have a mouth full of carbonation...
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Sorry, Codtaro.
 
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They should go with the most popular boy's name in England as of 2012.  Mohammed.  Prince Mohammed.
 
 
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Sorry, Codtaro.
 

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Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

I don't get it, we had this little thing called a f**king WAR to get rid of the monarchy, and now we're all supposed to care about what and who they're doing?

Evidently so. Where was this hype & hoopla when S. Palin's unwed daughter had a kid?  Chelsea Clinton might be our only hope of having a good 'ole U S of A executive pregnancy. 


So did anyone see the Royal umbilical cord being cut?
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Nah, one of Obama's girls will have a baby.


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Have we heard an announcement about the royal baby's first fart yet? How many breaths has he taken since the last report? How much will the first royal turd/soiled diaper go for on international auction?

Come on, media! You're falling down on the job - no need to be so hush-hush on the subject.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2013 at 11:38pm
Well the baby is born, and it's a boy now can we please cut the motherf**king HYPE about this story? TODAY? NOW?
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Oh joy, an hour-long special on NBC tonight about the royal baby. Are you kidding me? What can they possibly talk about for an hour?!

Baby emerged.
Baby is a boy.

He's probably not even taken his first crap yet, and there's an hour long special? Damn.
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Originally posted by oswin oswin wrote:

Oh joy, an hour-long special on NBC tonight about the royal baby. Are you kidding me? What can they possibly talk about for an hour?!

Baby emerged.
Baby is a boy.

He's probably not even taken his first crap yet, and there's an hour long special? Damn.




Are You serious? IT''S A f**kING BABY NOT THE SAVIOR OF MANKIND!

What the flying flipping f**k is going on here?

NBC is developing a serious baby fetish!
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I'm not particularly interested in the matter, but I don't mind a little hype surrounding it.  Seems harmless.  And it's big deal for the Brits---from whom most of our culture and government came.
 
 
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

I'd opt for Bob.

Not short for anything. Just Bob.

Prince Bob. King Bob. His royal Bob, the Majestic Bob.

Perhaps Bob can have a bobcut and marry a bobbysoxer who wears "Bobbles", Bangles and Beads. Their Corgies will have Bobbed tails....

Meanwhile, I did get a chance to shout WANKER when the Prime Minister came up. ConDem bastard.


Another good thing about that is, if the Royal Couple have another child, when that child grows up, marries & has kids of their own, when somebody says to them "Bob's your uncle", they can simply reply...

"I know."

And if Bob marries a gal named Robin, they would be called "Bob & Robin".

You might have to think about that one a bit.



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How about Ralph?  The new prince is third in line for the throne and England can have a real King Ralph eventually.
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Originally posted by timdubya timdubya wrote:

How about Ralph?  The new prince is third in line for the throne and England can have a real King Ralph eventually.
 
If that's the case, why not Vitamin? King Vitamin!
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Or how about giving him a Michael Jackson kid type name & call him Biscuit?

Then when he becomes king, everytime he makes an appearance, it will be known as....



BTW... doesn't some celebrity jerk off couple have a kid named Biscuit?

Seems I've heard that somewhere.

"Biscuit, meet Blanket. Blanket, meet Biscuit."




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I saw last night that Kate finally gave birth to the royal baby. Sleepy
Personally, I don't give a rat's patootie about some conglomeration of piss & sperm...er...uh...I mean, EGG AND SPERM, regardless of who shat it out. SleepyOuchSleepy

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jul 2013 at 3:20pm
I think that's the general consensus of opinion in this thread.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jul 2013 at 3:34pm
CNN has coverage of this dang newborn, it's a baby get over it CNN!

Luckily, they left enough room for other stories.

Ugh, they're covering it now,MAKE IT STOP!
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