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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tucuxi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Apr 2008 at 4:24am
I know this makes no sense, but I've always wanted the biohazard betch to begin her statement of, "I have genital herp...!!!!" and before she can finish, 3 people just run up in hazmat suits and douse her with fire extinguishers. It would be a PSA for safe sex.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DARK FATHER Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Apr 2008 at 4:41am
I noticed that the girl in those commercials almost always says "Now I can spend my days the way that I want them".  HMMMMM...  I believe that she GOT the "Scorching H" by spending one too many days (or nights) the way that she wanted!!  Has she learned nothing? 
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She seems like a friendly girl.
 
Maybe she also has GENIAL herpes....
 
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Herpes: The Love Bug.
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Next thing you know they'll haul out the "scab cam" to monitor outbreaks!!Dead
 
Deadoh no you didn't!!!...Dead
LOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOL
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Next thing you know they'll haul out the "scab cam" to monitor outbreaks!!Dead
 
Deadoh no you didn't!!!...Dead
LOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOL


Why stop there? It could also be the

"crab cam"!!! Dead
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Next thing you know they'll haul out the "scab cam" to monitor outbreaks!!Dead
 
Deadoh no you didn't!!!...Dead
LOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOL


Why stop there? It could also be the

"crab cam"!!! Dead
CryDeadLOL
Faith...I just knew you were itching to say that!
Now that you ladies have scratched that itch, I smell a new 'Crabby Lil' Gross Thread' coming on...
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Originally posted by BrianO BrianO wrote:

Her: I have genital herpes.
Him: And so do I.
Her: We can't stop doing it.
Him: Our genitalia controls our minds.
Her: Besides, I kind of like to scratch that itch.
Him: Me too.
Her: DO me!
Him: OK.
Music-Bow-chicka-BOW-boooowwww...
 
or...
 
Him:  I have genital herpes
Her, portrayed by Paris Hilton:  Like oh my gawd, you do ?? 
Him:  Yeah, what did you think that huge wart was all this time ?
Her:  I thought you just had really bad acne.  That's so hot.
 
 
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SPACE HERPES!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Next thing you know they'll haul out the "scab cam" to monitor outbreaks!!Dead
 
Deadoh no you didn't!!!...Dead
LOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOLDeadLOL


Why stop there? It could also be the

"crab cam"!!! Dead
CryDeadLOL
Faith...I just knew you were itching to say that!
Now that you ladies have scratched that itch, I smell a new 'Crabby Lil' Gross Thread' coming on...
"clam cam"!!!!!Shocked
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I'm just waiting around to see THIS commercial:
 
Guy:   I have herpes!
Gal:  (swinging very heavy cast iron frying pan at his head while hysterically weeping) And the Son Of A Beehive gave it to me!!
 
camera goes dark and all we're left with is what sounds like a canteloupe being smashed
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A CLAM-ERA????
 
That reminds me of a joke. You guys have probably heard it, cause it is a classic, but anyway.
Why do Tampons have strings??..............So crabs can bungee jump!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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N have NEVER heard that before, Starchild.  Oweeee!

But I wanted to say that EVERY time I read "I've got genital herpes," I end up singing it to myself to the tune of, "I've got plenty of nothing . . . "
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'...and crotch rot's plenty for meeeeee!'LOL

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Originally posted by BrianO BrianO wrote:

'...and crotch rot's plenty for meeeeee!'LOL





Good one, Brian!
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"I got my scabs, don't need crabs............
Look out wierd Al!!!!!LOLLOLLOL
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I think "genital herpes" sounds like "General Herpes."Big%20smile
 
So then would you have to salute those nasty litttle sores?Dead
 
He could be a cartoon character, which the schools would use in sex ed classes to try to teach kids the consequences of being sexually promiscuous & not wearing condoms.LOL
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