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Donathan
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Posted: 13 Nov 2021 at 11:57pm |
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Time for me to come out of the closet about myself. I am Asexual and Aromantic, meaning I don't want to date anyone. LGBTQ+ really should add A for Asexual and Aromantic.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐
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Jimbo
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Maybe if you douse yourself in enough perfume you'd be aromatic, too.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Oh, fer cryin' out loud. |
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MustangMarj
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Huh?
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Donโt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Donathan
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I realized I don't want to date anyone. I'm not Gay, Straight, or Bisexual. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐
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Thor
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Have you explored bestiality? Perhaps animals are your "thang". May I suggest some literature on the subject? I recommend "Daughter Gets the Goat" by Bob Hawkins. https://www.triplexbooks.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=21469 |
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Jimbo
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Maybe you can use that as motivation to become a sales rep or possibly even a commercial spokesperson for the sex toy industry. Vibrators, dildos, vibrating dildos, fake vaginas, sex dolls, etc. Could prove to be a lucrative career move for you. I would expect a commission or a career counseling fee, of course. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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msmadz
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Oh sweet jesus! In three months you'll be a fairy printheth on board a cruise ship to the Arctic.
Give it another six months and you'll want to be dressed in a diaper and suck on a teething ring. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MustangMarj
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Maybe you should become a monk! Not a priest, because they still have sex, but a monk living in Tibet! |
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Donโt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Thor
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A nun, perhaps. Donathan may be a female. He/she once posted a pic of a female, and claimed it to be herself. But we don't really know. |
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MustangMarj
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A monkette? |
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Donโt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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MrCleveland
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Maybe asexuality chose you!
But really...I dunno how sexuality, homosexuslity, asexuslity, ir any sexuality works...many will say "you're born this way, you die this way" or others will go old-fashioned. If you want my opinion, all I can say is...I Don't Know! |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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Congratulations! You're a can of Campbells' Alphabet soup...! |
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