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    Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 2:11pm
 
 
They should also add "Prick", "Buttsnoipe", "Enemabag", and "Dillhole" to this list. Angry
As usual, this horrendous ad was on my AT&T Webmail page. Cry

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What the hell is that?
 
You'd think the graphic designer that whipped it up would have flattered himself a bit more.
 
Those smileys scare me. 
 
The pharmacy tech has definately been helping himself to free samples.
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Yutolia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Aug 2008 at 3:06pm
Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

The pharmacy tech has definately been helping himself to free samples.


I think he's been helping the teacher to them, too.Wacko And the psychologist... that's not one I'd be comfortable seeing.Dead
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In order to become a "Criminal Investigator", looks like you'd have to purchase a Red Ryder BB gun and shoot your eye out with it too. Wink

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Either that or become a pirate first! Maybe there are some strange prerequisites that we don't know about. LOL
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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

 
 
They should also add "Prick", "Bungknocker" and "Dillhole" to this list. Angry
As usual, this horrendous ad was on my AT&T Webmail page. Cry



from right to left top and bottom it should be:
1. Pirate
2. Clint Eastwood
3.Whimp
4.Maniac
5.Weenie
6. Douchbag
7.Pshycopath
8.Crybaby.

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What the figgity f**k?
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Angry, I would change email clients because of this garbage.
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I've seen the same with different graphics, as of late.
In a way, maybe it isn't such a bad thing for the young that are educated in regard to the use of the internet...and maybe lacking in direction, yet having these kinds of questions...I remember when I did. 
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Well, the teacher reminds me of that horrible racist anti-japanese bugs bunny cartoon, and the pharmacy technician of a mentally disabled person I used to take care of.
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I saw this one last night in the usual location.
But instead of evil human faces, this one has evil Jack-O-Lanterns.
That "teacher" face looks especially creepy. UnhappyOuchUnhappy
And I would not want to even go near the office of that "therapist" if I needed psychotropic drugs. ConfusedOuchConfused
 
Now I fear what's coming for Thanksgiving and Christmas...evil turkeys and evil Santa Clauses? AngryCryDeadCryAngry

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Same company...same web page.
 
I'd hate to have to go to that "psychologist" because he looks like he's yelling so loudly that it would make my eardrums bleed. Cry
Definitely a candidate to receive the "Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toilet" award. Ouch
 
The "tech writer" job looks so boring that it puts you to sleep. Sleepy
 
And it looks like the rest of the jobs just turn you into puppy dogs & kitty cats. Shocked
 
 

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If I get to be a sheep, I think I want to be a Health Data Analyst.
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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

 
Same company...same web page.
 
I'd hate to have to go to that "psychologist" because he looks like he's yelling so loudly that it would make my eardrums bleed. Cry
Definitely a candidate to receive the "Bloody Q-Tips Floating in the Toilet" award. Ouch
 
The "tech writer" job looks so boring that it puts you to sleep. Sleepy
 
And it looks like the rest of the jobs just turn you into puppy dogs & kitty cats. Shocked
 
 


Sweet Jesus! What the hell's wrong with that criminal investigator's tongue?!
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I think it's supposed to look as if he's licking the screen.
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It looks like it's disembodied!DeadShockedLOL
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I can't believe ONE of the choices is 'Tech Writer' - that is one horribly boring job. It may be just about as much fun as reading the dictionary and trying to figure out the story line. 

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Hey now, that IS fun. You have all the words in the world to make something up.
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Originally posted by AngryMcPisseron AngryMcPisseron wrote:

In order to become a "Criminal Investigator", looks like you'd have to purchase a Red Ryder BB gun and shoot your eye out with it too. Wink
 
That one---whether inadvertently or advertently (?)---kind of makes sense. 
 
Private eye?
 
 
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LOL
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I'd be afraid that the therapist might give me psychotectic treatments* or reflection therapy** that I really don't require. CryOuchCry
 
*   From the Star Trek: TNG episode "The Outcast".
** From the Star Trek: TNG episode "Frame of Mind".

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Another one of those asinine "How do I become a..." banners.

Found in the usual place several days ago.

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The nurse, social worker, and counselor all look really angry. Maybe they're trying to convince people that they don't really want to go into those careers...
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I've seen ads like these on MySpace. I googled it & found this ad here on Yahoo:
 

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OHHH I got another spoof! idea!

how about this:





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