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    Posted: 17 Jan 2017 at 9:16pm
ShockedOh my goodness -  The Hormel 'One Man Band' is back!
Many may remember him from a few years back with the infamous 'My Pepperona' commercial. I just got totally distracted a moment ago with this ***new*** commercial.
I had no idea Hormel made pizza and I hope I never see it - I was under the impression all they made was dog food.
ConfusedThe above spewtube video was even published TODAY, along with a number of others.
 
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This guy seriously looks like he could use a haircut and a shower!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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As bad as this commercial is, it's still better than the actual product.
 
Hormel pepperoni is GROSS.
Next time you're tempted to buy some, get some Boar's Head (or anything really) to compare it to.
Not that Boar's Head is the end-all, be-all, but it's at least 100,000 times better than Hormel.
 
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

As bad as this commercial is, it's still better than the actual product.
 
Hormel pepperoni is GROSS.
Next time you're tempted to buy some, get some Boar's Head (or anything really) to compare it to.
Not that Boar's Head is the end-all, be-all, but it's at least 100,000 times better than Hormel.
 
Big smileWinkLOLI love it!
The commercial seriously stopped me in my tracks.
Who sees a '1 man band' anymore?
Even more so, selling fepperoni (fake/dog food pepperoni)? Even if it was real, I don't eat that crap anymore - gives me indigestion, unless it's aged correctly (probably Italian, but still have to be careful, as with speck).
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Having it known as the Hormel 'P P Dance' doesn't seem like a smart marketing move...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 7:01pm
LOL  I just saw this one.
 
I'm gonna add the thread from almost a year ago...just for anyone who missed it.
 
Direct Link To This Post Topic: Hormel - My Pepperona
 
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Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
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Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
If Hormel made dog food they would be sued by the ASPCA. I tried one of their 'Compleats'. I got one bite in my mouth. I spit it out and threw the remainder in the trash.
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Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
Confused...I'll kindly disagree and suggest you'd have to be a moron to eat Hormel 'products'
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Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. You'd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
 
Fixed it for you. Wink
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Well, at least it's short, I think.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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I gotta admit, the first time I saw this my jaw dropped and I was lauging so hard I peed in my pants. After the first time.... IT'S ANNOYING
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The ShopRite here sells all kinds of stuff that all seems like, basically, the same thing---salami, pepperoni, soppresata, dried sausage, etc., each of which has several variations.  They're all good (once in awhile), but not much different from one another.  I'm sure some people imagine major differences but, to me, they're pretty interchangeable.
 
 
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

[QUOTE=meecepeece]Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc.

If Hormel made dog food they would be sued by the ASPCA. I tried one of their 'Compleats'. I got one bite in my mouth. I spit it out and threw the remainder in the trash.


I think I tried one once and you're right, they're disgusting.

I cannot believe people actually buy and eat them.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .


Confused...I'll kindly disagree and suggest you'd have to be a moron to eat Hormel 'products'


I occasionally eat Hormel products and I am not a moron.

I'll kindly disagree and suggest you should revise your standards.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The ShopRite here sells all kinds of stuff that all seems like, basically, the same thing---salami, pepperoni, soppresata, dried sausage, etc., each of which has several variations.  They're all good (once in awhile), but not much different from one another.  I'm sure some people imagine major differences but, to me, they're pretty interchangeable.


Pretty much.

Pepperoni is pepperoni.

Unless it's turkey pepperoni or something like that.


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The extremely annoying commercial has played 6 times in the last 2 hours.Angry
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^Yep, it's playing a lot here too.
 
I used to do most of the cooking here. The occasional homemade pizza was nice.
I've used their pepperoni, seemed okay to me.
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .


Confused...I'll kindly disagree and suggest you'd have to be a moron to eat Hormel 'products'


I occasionally eat Hormel products and I am not a moron.

I'll kindly disagree and suggest you should revise your standards.

Standards are not always adhered to 100% and there are always exceptions. You get a 'pass'; doesn't apply to youWink
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I eat Hormel chili on occasion.  I'd eat it right out of the can if it wasn't for that orange sediment-slime stuff at the top.
 
 
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^I've heard about that. They say it is the urine & related pus of an unhappy work force on top of 'that ain't meat'.
 
okokok you get a 'pass', too...but only because I used to eat their canned tamales without heating them - and I only tried to eat the corn wrapper once.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I eat Hormel chili on occasion.  I'd eat it right out of the can if it wasn't for that orange sediment-slime stuff at the top.
 
 


Dude.... try their Turkey Chili.

Chunky as hell and not a speck of orange fat.

Not only can you eat it cold right out of the can, it's actually better that way!!!

Seriously, try it!!!
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I just might.
 
 
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