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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 51690 |
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WTF does that even mean????
I don't know what to hate most about this piece of craven corporate groveling, because the crapfest has it all... 1) The crappy, sappy, cutesy-wootsey, millennial hipster douchebag snowflake song, 2) The obvious gratuitous racial pandering where the kid's teacher is conveniently portrayed by a "person of color", 3) The obvious gratuitous pandering to our sympathy for the 4) That idiotic, inane, pointless catch phrase that sounds exactly like something a group of yuppie advertising company twats pulled out of their collective asses while sitting around a conference table. Every time I see this commercial and hear that stupid slogan, I think of this bunch of twerps... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm so sick of the constant drone of this kind of moronic crap. ![]() |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 30836 |
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^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quite a presentation there, Jimbo! I used to force down that cheap ass bagged lunch meat, at least go to the deli! It's a lot better than that sh*t! |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 51690 |
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I have nothing against the product itself.
I often eat and enjoy Hormel lunch meat. I just hate the way this nauseating ad automatically tics off all the politically correct boxes because that's what's expected nowadays. Crap is just getting tiresome. |
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 3039 |
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PC is pure crap ®
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...Relax in yer PUPPY Pants....
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 59399 |
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, the little boy learned sign language mainly to tell the deaf girl he's going to f*ck her by the end of the day whether she wants it or not.
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 51690 |
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Sure.
In the porn version anyway. |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 30836 |
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^ ![]() ![]() ![]() eVEN IF SHE CAN'T HEAR HERSELF SCREAM! Freaking cap lock. |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 51690 |
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We prefer to think of it as more of a squeal. Of delight. |
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Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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![]() Well, no, I never have learned to sign, but you have saved me, Thor! YOU have given me a new goal in life and I'm prolly demented enough to go for it, doncha know! Got a deaf & dumb sister you can introduce me to? What order is she in? ![]() |
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 59399 |
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How does one say "I am Jeffrey Epstein reincarnated" in sign language?
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 51690 |
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Pa, the only reason you'd learn to sign, would be to make your deaf panhandler act more convincing. ![]() |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 51690 |
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Oh.... and another thing....
WTF is up with this little gold digger eating half of chump boy's lunch when she's got an entire tray of cafeteria food that she hasn't even touched yet, sitting right in front of her???? ![]() Bet you dollars against donuts after she's finished with his half a sandwich, she'll chow down the entire tray (probably gotten through the free lunch program) without even offering him her cookie. This kid's got future doormat written all over him. He'll be groveling to girls, jumping through hoops and getting used while being permanently relegated to the "friend zone" until he finally gives up on them altogether and decides he's better off going gay. |
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40828 |
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No no no no no, ol'Mule.
He has 'Serial Murderer' written all over him, but at this age, he'll start as a 'Cereal Murderer'. Probably tempt her into the Janitor's Closet with Frosted Flakes. Why go 'Gay' when there's nothing they can say? This kid already has it figured out. I say we execute him now.
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Wouldn't put it past the little operator to have rufied her sandwich... ![]() |
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