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News 4.01.03
In Da Hizouse
That's right y'all, kickin the real shiznit.
I was chillin at the Gate station WHASSUP TALLY and it hit me - my site is MAD white, yo! The honiez' holla on the messin' board was tru: Peepz don't even KNOW what my cracker ass is writing about.
So this da new shiznit. Don't trip! It's off da heezy fo' sheezy. (You can find me up in One Tweezy) Sup homies!
Haterz, say what u will, but I'm hookin u up wit da new style, ya heard?
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drops the straight shiznit
on 46 Super Bowl commercials
in other news...
Talking Babies be Creepy
Nathan Alexander
Commercials I Hate
p.s. straight up. on
this sight, "a week" can be anytime, ya dig? A week, a momf, whateva!
peace out. -N
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Charter Digital Cable
Damn. I had to cancel my insurance to pay da cable bill.
And with all MY money (true!) they can't even make a halfway decent commercial.
Da first commercial is like one o them political ads against digital
satellite systems,
and gotz deez bad actors
frontin' like satellite customers
talkin shit about all the extra charges.
The bottlecap on this 40 of bad advertising
is FO ppl talking at the same time, yo!
talkin' all "Nickel and dime, nickel and dime, nickel and dime."
These fools can't even speak correct.
The second one makes me say OH NO THEY DIDN'T
with a little-ass child talking all
how great it is to have da cable modem.
In his ROOM! oh no they didn't!
My kid would be lucky to have that BED
he be jumpin on.
I almost spilled my dominoes when I saw THAT shit.
Not ta mention, homies,
that the kid's lips be flappin all over the place
and don't even match what he sayin! I said it. Damn.
Old Guestbook Archives
The message board has a life of its own! Here's a bit that I enjoyed this week.
Right now I am watching Jay Leno and they just had a commercial for Luvs diapers. I can't stand this commercial!
For those that have never seen it, it starts with a woman that says, "When she was first born, I was worried about other people holding her. I was also buying those EXPENSIVE diapers". The one thing that pisses me off about this is when she says "other people", she says it in a condescending way and when she says "other people", she is referring to HER OWN HUSBAND! So, according to Commercial Land, the men are only responsible for the creation of the baby and after that, the mothers are on their own. And when you see those fathers in commercials that don't know how to cook, clean toilets, and say "Where is your mother?", keep in mind that it's most likely not HIS fault that he doesn't know shit about childcare, the blame should be directed towards their wives for making them that dumb.
Anyway, I am off the subject so I will continue with my rant.
To continue, I also hate when she talks about those expensive diapers. What, is her baby TOO GOOD for Cheapo Brand Diapers? I also hate the part later on where she says "And they hold more than the Hoover Dam." I HATE the look on her face as she says this, that "smug bitch" look. I wish someone would PUSH her in the Hoover Dam! And her ugly-ass baby too. And her whole damn family!
Oh, and WHY show diaper commercials during Jay Leno or any other primetime/late night show? They should just stay on during the day with the soap operas where they belong.
Sometimes at the message board, we get a few head-scratchers. Here's my new favorite.
I didn't right this message. They are two Anonymous running around.
Real letters from dumb people.
Subject: *EVERYTHING
10:49:40 03/31/03 Mon (168.184.90.10)
From: "Trice and Cape"
<BlackPrincess59@hotmail.com>
<Cape1986@hotmail.com>
To: nathan@commercialsihate.com
first of all, the zoom zoom thing was funny as hell. Da thing wit da candy bar was jus a lil DISTURBING u havent gotten any pussy lately have you ? You certainly have absolutely no life if u sit at home and crack on other commercials...it kinda looks like the ONLY WAY you would have sex was if u WERE to give her two diamonds. LOL There are also alot of places where ppl cant write checks...AND ONLY STUPID WHITE PPL WOULD GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEIR ID'S SORRY TO SAY BUT THE TRUTH HURTS... the guy in the tattoo commercial was not ugly. The cingular wireless explanation was GAY if ure gonna crack..crack to where ppl will understand...it might help..and people like OLIVE GARDEN!
well nice talkin to ure sick ass LOL we'll holla or should i put it in white term...WE'll HOLLER at u later
your lovely email senders
cape and tricey
HOLLA=HOLLER (white people)
Subject: Re: *EVERYTHING
Date: Tues, 01 April 2003 13:45:04 -0400
From: Nathan Alexander
<nathan@commercialsihate.com>
To: Trice and Cape
Hi. You're 13 years old.
peace out,
Nate
Commercials I Hate .com
Subject yourself to ridicule!
E-mail me at nathan @ commercialsihate.com
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