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    Posted: 22 Aug 2008 at 3:32am
Does this mutha f**ker count???? Hell he is on every god damned thing these days.
Have you guys watched the YouTube vids of him?? There is one where Anthony Sullivan, you know the broom guy, is doing an ad and Billy comes running in acting like an asshole. GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS SUMBITCH!!!!! He's just shoved in our damned faces so much now, and I am just sick to death of him!!!!! Anyone else feel the same way????
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Aug 2008 at 9:55pm
Sure do. If I ever met that guy I'd tell him this- "The world doesn't revolve around you so how about you shut your f'in mouth before I pop it with a bottle cap and pour gasoline on your face Oxi Clean bitch!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Aug 2008 at 3:49pm
Originally posted by omegastar omegastar wrote:

Sure do. If I ever met that guy I'd tell him this- "The world doesn't revolve around you so how about you shut your f'in mouth before I pop it with a bottle cap and pour gasoline on your face Oxi Clean bitch!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Aug 2008 at 7:56pm
I see more than enough of that idiot on the stupid commercials. I sure ain't going to look for him on U-tube!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Sep 2008 at 8:09pm
I just don't understand why he has to shout the entire time???
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Sep 2008 at 9:45pm
There's a new OxiClean commercial...we don't see him for it! BUT...there's a bad side.
Even though we don't see his face, we STILL have to hear his yelling! Why can't he be more like the KaBOOM! Wipes guy that DOESN'T yell?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Sep 2008 at 1:39am
First Post!Big%20smile

If I ever met him, I would tell him we can hear him just fine, you don't need to yell at us. His yelling gets annoying after a while, but, for some reason, I get a laugh out if sometimes.

Here's a blooper reel of him trying to find the perfect way to yell "YOU DON'T NEED A CABINET FULL OF CLEANERS!" for a KaBoom ad.


I once read a joke somewhere that said that Billy Mays snorts lines of Oxy-Clean powder. My brother and I found it pretty funny the first time hearing it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Oct 2008 at 3:52am
I cant believe I just watched a video of this loud mouth jerk ON PURPOSE! I'm yelling at myself to TAKE MY XANEX NOW!!!
Okay, that was funny tho, thanx.

The only commercials this blowhard should do is:
Sore throat drops or hearing aids.
I'm about to loose control and I think I like it
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Oct 2008 at 7:28pm
KaBoom doesn't do sh*t!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Oct 2008 at 5:24am
Not only does he bombard our ears with his annoying pitches, he acts like he's an A-list actor in Hollywood.  What a dick!!!  Can you believe this c*ntstick is married?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Oct 2008 at 12:13am
LOL I got a post around here somewhere talking about how I bet his wife sits there with a stiff drink and a bottle of nerve pills, watching the clock for numbnuts to get home. He walks in and starts screaming and scares his wife sooo badly that she runs through the friggin walls!! I'm sooooooo sick of this assbasket!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Dec 2008 at 7:36am
Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

LOL I got a post around here somewhere talking about how I bet his wife sits there with a stiff drink and a bottle of nerve pills, watching the clock for numbnuts to get home. He walks in and starts screaming and scares his wife sooo badly that she runs through the friggin walls!! I'm sooooooo sick of this assbasket!!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Dec 2008 at 8:12am
Originally posted by Wild Starchild Wild Starchild wrote:

I'm sooooooo sick of this assbasket!!


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There's a new one!!  I like it!!  Assbasket!!

But seriously, this guy's mouth needs to be "mighty putty"ed shut, after making him chug several gallons of Oxy Clean.    Then, wait for nature to take its course.   Put him in a plane full of KABOOM and other chemicals he hawks whores on TV.   Have Wilford Brimley talk to him about his "DIABEETUS" and reusing caths from Liberty Mutual.    Then, when old Billy has to go, Wilford is there to "cath" him right as the plane hits turbulence.    After that, the pilot sets the plane on fire and jumps out, with a good parachute, not a "Mighty Mend It" fixewd one. LOL   The plane with Billy and Mr. DIABEETUS goes flaming and crashing to the ground.  

For once, KABOOM works.



KABOOM!!  MOTHER F**KER!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Dec 2008 at 3:50am
I'd hate to be a security guard at whatever bank he goes to.
 
"I WANNA MAKE A WITHDRAWL!!" 
 
*security guard shoots Billy*
 
gaurd realizes it's not a robbery . "Oh, crap.........Hmm....Maybe some Mighty Putty will stop the bleeding.." 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Jan 2009 at 6:48am
I still say he should've done the 30 minute infomercial that Barack Obama purchased.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Mar 2009 at 5:25pm
2 things my hallowed commercial haters
  as far as Billy...... BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT!!!! and wilfard brumley disappeared back in 1950, so what we watch is a hologram of him transmitted from Voyager where he has gone to mate with NEELIX......to make little NEELIXES with the cute little walrus moustaches they all inherited from grampa wilfard.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Mar 2009 at 7:24pm
Originally posted by cardassian cardassian wrote:

2 things my hallowed commercial haters
  as far as Billy...... BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT BLUTO DONE IT!!!! and wilfard brumley disappeared back in 1950, so what we watch is a hologram of him transmitted from Voyager where he has gone to mate with NEELIX......to make little NEELIXES with the cute little walrus moustaches they all inherited from grampa wilfard.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2009 at 10:46pm
I swear, if I ever met him (Billy Mays), I'd plant a knife into his throat.  'Nuff said. Evil%20Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 May 2009 at 7:30pm
Billy Mays is a loser!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 May 2009 at 12:50pm
He shouts because that's his style. Apparently, he thinks he's conveying to the viewer that he's excited about the product. That doesn't make him any less irritating.

How he can be that irritating and still have a job? It has to be that he moves product. On the "Pitchmen" show, we learned that Anthony Sullivan is the man in charge (Sullivan Productions produces those commercials and infomercials) and the yelling irritates him, too. You and I would be inclined to fire him, but he must be making money for Sullivan and the products he yells about.

Loser? Not sure I would use that word. You can be assured he's making good money.

Overall, I think you could easily substitute Mays for Seinfeld's "Kramer" (Michael Richards) in that poster with the caption "He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away." I, for one, can look away, but you get my drift.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 May 2009 at 2:09am
Maybe not a "loser", but certainly an absolute A$$HOLE!!!Pinch Or perhaps, a "loudmouth schmuck", like Foghorn Leghorn, but the rooster is at least funny. BM is merely a loudmouth schmuck, without the funny. I'd pay money to see the Baryard Dawg grab BM by the tailfeathers and whap him real good with a big club, as often happened back and forth in those great classic cartoons. Cool

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jun 2009 at 2:21am
Once I heard Billy Mays being referred to as a "legendary" pitchman, that's when I decided he needed to die in the slowest, most agonizing manner possible.

I can't even remember what show I heard that on, because after I heard it I lost control of my brain for a few seconds.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jun 2009 at 9:35am
Originally posted by Voxov Voxov wrote:

He shouts because that's his style. Apparently, he thinks he's conveying to the viewer that he's excited about the product. That doesn't make him any less irritating.

 
Rather than excitement, his voice conveys a sense of intense discomfort turning to delusional pleasure, after some foreign object has forcibly penetrated his anal cavity.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jun 2009 at 4:39am
Billy Mays is the lowest layer of prehistoric frog sh*t at the bottom of the New Jersey scum-swamp. That bastard waits like a vulture outside the patent office for something to go off patent. Then he "Invents it" by making a cheaper, sh*t version and presenting it as though no one has ever heard of it. He needs a pound of Oxyclean shoved up his arse and ignited like a rocket. Angry
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