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    Posted: 07 Feb 2015 at 5:44am
Sometimes seen here in the ad banners:
 
Quote Man creates brain-dead system to cutting your Grocery
    Bill by 90% (HINT:  It's NOT Coupons)...
 
Yes, "five fingered discounts" and dumpster diving will indeed save you 90% or more, but only the brain-dead wouldn't think they'd get caught eventually.  And why would I want to slash up Bill who works at the grocery store?  The guy has never done anything to me (even if he does get creepy playing 'touchy-feely' with the cantaloupes and zucchini...)
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The secret is that they buy items on sale.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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Similar ones are..."Plastic surgeons HATE her", or "you could only be paying $5.00 a month mortgage just by following this RIDICULOUSLY easy trick".
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"Fear me, I've killed hundreds of grocers."

"Fear me. I killed them all."
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*catches the Dr. Who reference*
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