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MrTim ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 7240 |
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Sometimes seen here in the ad banners:
Yes, "five fingered discounts" and dumpster diving will indeed save you 90% or more, but only the brain-dead wouldn't think they'd get caught eventually. And why would I want to slash up Bill who works at the grocery store? The guy has never done anything to me (even if he does get creepy playing 'touchy-feely' with the cantaloupes and zucchini...)
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Donathan ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 19 Sep 2010 Location: Florida Status: Online Points: 3253 |
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The secret is that they buy items on sale.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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sb71 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 18 Jul 2015 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 52 |
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Similar ones are..."Plastic surgeons HATE her", or "you could only be paying $5.00 a month mortgage just by following this RIDICULOUSLY easy trick".
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Papa Lazarou ![]() Ad Exec ![]() ![]() Formerly Codtaro Joined: 18 Nov 2011 Location: New Mexico Status: Offline Points: 7723 |
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"Fear me, I've killed hundreds of grocers."
"Fear me. I killed them all." |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Darthhillbilly ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 31 Jan 2013 Location: Cincinnati Status: Offline Points: 4135 |
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*catches the Dr. Who reference*
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