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    Posted: 15 Apr 2008 at 11:53pm
All the Girls Gone Wild commercials. God forbid I watch a channel geared towards guy stuff or comedy. Every 15 minutes I hear that stupid steel drum start and then a healthy slathering of censored almost illegal sex paints my screen. I almost can't change the channel fast enough. follows. Shortly after, the commercial for the pill that enlarges that certain part of a man's 
body comes on. Extenze has multiple horrible commercials from the 30 second spot to the station sign off praise-a-thon. I want to slap all three of those oversexed women getting interviewed. 
Of course the tackiest advertising ploy is to increase the volume so the ads are louder than the main viewing content. This of course is what Billy Mays planned all along when he screams me out of sleep. At least I know what to use if I soil something in the process.
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I absolutley HATE thos commercials.  If I am ever on vacation and hear a steel drum I will probably stick the guys head through it.  Also, is it just me or do the commercials last for like 10 minutes.  They are like little infomercials.  I wish they would have kept his creepy but locked up so the company would dieDead
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Seriously. And then the only thing worse is when they repeat the commercial immediately.
Then of course there is the annoying sexy party lines. I can't stand it, it's like spammy popup ads on the tv and I have no adware protection.  
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If you think these are bad, you oughta see the whole infomercial!!! OMG!!!! I had the tube on one night on the CW, I was watching the Shield, and when it went off, this sluts on parade ad came on. I had dropped the remote and was way too lazy to retrieve it. I wish I hadn't . This ad is horrible. I recon all this life consists of anymore is sex, sex, sex. I like sex but I don't want to see it every minute of the day. I mean once in the morning and three times a week when I get gas, is more than enough!!!!!
AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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my favorite commercial for girls gone wild is when they're like "FINALLY 18 EDITION!!!" and then some blonde girl shows up on the screen in a hotel room with her underwear on or something, and then she purrs in a breathy redneck accent, "i'm fahnally eighteen."
 
like she'd been aspiring her whole like to be one of the "sexy spring sluts" they featured.
 
 
she probably had.... O.o ....
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.....and they do it all for a free t-shirt.  Whoop dee freaking doo.  The future of America....scary folks, isn't it?
 
Oh and that Extenze is probably nothing more than some BS placebo that they are making money of because the majority never follow through getting their money back when it doesn't work.....as if it would.
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By saying "That certain part of the male anatomy", they can say in lawsuits that it was not meant to enlarge the penis.


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I think they can say pretty much whatever they want as long as they have that "not evaluated by the FDA" small print on the bottom of the screen.
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The thing I noticed about those ExtenZe ads is that they're clearly aimed at the sleazebag 50+ borderline sex-predator set who want to nail 20-somethings but are too much an out of shape limp-dicked joke to satisfy them. Unlike the Viagra ads which tend to focus on people who seem like your mom and dad trying to get it on (gross in its own way), with ExtenZe, it's always some old, creepy, corporate-prick-looking asshole ogling some young, tit-jobbed wannabe pornstar. Gag!

While I hate the ads, I do think it's funny that these snake-oil salesmen are totally preying on insecure old slimeballs. If you're so pathetic that you buy this crap, you deserve what you get!
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I'm also tired of those GGW ads what's worse is that I was hit with one at the late time of 11:00 pm.

What the heck!? 11:00pm????excuse me but isn't that a bit early? I mean I'd expect one to hit me at 12:01 am or 1:00 am but not at 11:00 pm when the late night is just about starting.

Are they starting these annoying ads earlier now?Wacko
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Once you hit 40, you're sleepy by 10 PM.  Geek

Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Here is the somewhat infamous LA Times article about the GGW guy. He's SUCH a skeeze bag.Here
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Originally posted by mayordefacto mayordefacto wrote:

The thing I noticed about those ExtenZe ads is that they're clearly aimed at the sleazebag 50+ borderline sex-predator set who want to nail 20-somethings but are too much an out of shape limp-dicked joke to satisfy them. Unlike the Viagra ads which tend to focus on people who seem like your mom and dad trying to get it on (gross in its own way), with ExtenZe, it's always some old, creepy, corporate-prick-looking asshole ogling some young, tit-jobbed wannabe pornstar. Gag!

While I hate the ads, I do think it's funny that these snake-oil salesmen are totally preying on insecure old slimeballs. If you're so pathetic that you buy this crap, you deserve what you get!
 
 
I think it's the other way around. Only 20some year olds are gonna fall for "instant 5 inches in a bottle" routine. Older dudes just wanna get it up.....no matter how big.
You'll get old some day and realize it's not really "so gross."Wink
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Originally posted by violetlightning violetlightning wrote:

Here is the somewhat infamous LA Times article about the GGW guy. He's SUCH a skeeze bag.Here


Shocked


(I didn't realize it was that bad.)
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There was this GGW commercial where this particularly stupid, half-naked twit "nervously" squealed "What if my parents find out?!"Confused  Then this other half-naked bimbo, who'd been hanging all over this girl, plants a HUGE, wet one on her mouth, practically sucking off her entire face in the process!
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Originally posted by violetlightning violetlightning wrote:

Here is the somewhat infamous LA Times article about the GGW guy. He's SUCH a skeeze bag.Here

Isn't he sitting in jail right now?
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by violetlightning violetlightning wrote:

Here is the somewhat infamous LA Times article about the GGW guy. He's SUCH a skeeze bag.Here


Shocked


(I didn't realize it was that bad.)


Oh, but it is. And that was written a while ago - God only knows what's happened since.

Oh, that's right, there's the Spitzer hooker thing (she's suing him - seriously, he makes Spitzer seem much less offensive) there was the thing where he compared himself to Jesus Christ on Greta van Susteren:

FRANCIS: I will tell you a story, and this was a daily walk that I would do. I would have to get naked, and — I was in a civil lawsuit, OK? I was very emotional. I had never been in jail. I was locked in a solitary cell.

They would come in, they would make me get naked, they would shackle me, and then they would handcuff me and belly chain me naked. They would a small tile to cover my genitals, and then two guards would walk me down the hall through a common corridor with inmates on both sides. And those inmates would scream, yell, and mock me.

And I would have to walk in the shackles, and they hurt. That was very emotional. I would be crying during this whole thing.

And I would fall. Sometimes you trip on it and they're very tight and you fall. And they purposely put them tight to abuse me. I would fall, and then there would pick me up.

And then I remember this one time walking down I fell, and they picked me up, and I had this little towel, and it sometimes came off, and they would walk me — this is walking me to the shower down the hall. And the inmates were mocking me on both sides and scream at me. They were not in these conditions.

And I would be crying, and fell again. And they came and they picked me up. And it was the chaplain, he had been walking the hallway. And he looks at me, the chaplain of the thing, and he says, son, have you thought about Jesus Christ.

And I crying, and I look at him, and I go, every day, because this is what they did to him.

And the guy looked back at me, and I knew he knew then that this was wrong. I was in a civil lawsuit.

Now that is one classy guy. Censored

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Originally posted by J.R. J.R. wrote:

Originally posted by violetlightning violetlightning wrote:

Here is the somewhat infamous LA Times article about the GGW guy. He's SUCH a skeeze bag.Here

Isn't he sitting in jail right now?


I thought the sun was a little brighter . . . Cool

But seriously, I think he's back out now. Dead
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I wonder how many times he saw fellow prisoners "bare all" for him? (If you know what I mean...)
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Just what's IN those "male enhancement" pills anyway?  Does anyone know?  I imagine some sort of herbal product that increases blood flow but I bet some poor guys expect Ron Jeremy proportions when in actuality they're built like mosquitos.   Embarrassed
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Maybe it's the same stuff that's in bloussant:
Let's try not to be boring, mkay?
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Originally posted by HollyRock HollyRock wrote:

Maybe it's the same stuff that's in bloussant:
 
LOLLOLLOL!!!
 
I remember those commercials & had forgetten all about them until I read your post!  Women were supposed to be able to go from pancake-flat A-Cups to bodacious Cs & Ds!ShockedLOL
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LOL   Both of these products now available in aerosol cans!!
"Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!!" ~~Alka Seltzer Ad
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I miss juggies on trampolines.  ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oi oi oi
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