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MrCleveland
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Posted: 25 Apr 2023 at 11:31pm |
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One of the WORST commercials...
Uses one of the WORST songs! |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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Capt. Beefheart
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I've heard that the song is considered THE worst rock song ever.
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Thuumb
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Immediately made me think of this:
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Thor
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I love Youtube. 🤗 |
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Thor
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Grace Slick agrees: Slick (in 2002): The Starship, I hated. Our big hit single, “We Built This City,” was awful.… I felt like I'd throw up on the front row, but I smiled and did it anyway. The show must go on. So, maybe "this toilet" is an appropriate destination for this tune. |
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Jimbo
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It sucks that they cut out the part where she dropped her phone into the toilet while gyrating around like a spastic.
You really have to wonder how she or anyone else of her dimensions wipes their ass. Because you know damned good and well her arms can't reach that far. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I guess she could reach between her legs as far as her arm will go, and wipe forward. But then...well, think about it. 🤮😆 |
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Jimbo
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I'm thinking maybe she resorts to some tried and true old school methods.....
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I hope there's some kinda long-handled scoop she can use, too. 'Cuz you just know not every one of her turds emerges from between those cheeks. Some of them doubtlessly lose momentum and decide to just nestle in. |
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Jimbo
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I'm guessing it's like big bunch of gooey brown, stinky chocolate cake icing squished up in there. All stuck to the sides. Maybe she uses a Spurtle® to scrape it out..... ....before applying the wet rag on a stick. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MrTim
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She wouldn't have had to fix the toilet if she hadn't clogged it up in the first place...
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joeallev972
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Thats pretty bad
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