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    Posted: 02 Jul 2020 at 12:11am
I don't know if this Papa John's rant should go here or Off Topic. About two weeks ago, I ordered Papa John's pizza on an impulse and because I remember their garlic sauce being free. I thought,"What the hey/Go for it!" Papa John's tagline is l,"Better ingredients. Better pizza." So I figured the pizza would be PHENOMENAL. I thought it would be FANTASTIC. I trusted the tagline blindly. You guys know where I'm going with this, right? I'll say it anyways. Papa John's pizza was NASTY. It was seriously one of the grossest and nastiest pizzas I had ever eaten. I saw red flags as soon as I saw the pizza that looked REALLY underwhelming and dry.

I like Little Caesars pizza much more than I enjoyed Papa John's and Little Ceasars is CHEAP pizza and often sent me to the toilet soon after. I'd rather eat 50 Little Caesars pizza slices and risk being a slave to the toilet rather than eat ONE Papa John's pizza and no toilet run. I feel that the Papa John's tagline is false advertising judging by how gross and nasty his pizza really is. The free garlic sauce was the only saving grace as it tasted decent. Do you hear that. The SAUCE was better than the PIZZA! I looked up "Is Papa John's Pizza nasty?" on Google and wasn't surprised to see MANY complaints about how nasty and gross Papa John's Pizza is. I thought,"I completely agree."

Thank God I had also ordered Pizza Hut alongside the Papa John's pizza. The Pizza Hut tasted a 100 times better than Papa John's and they don't have the blatant false advertising of "Better Ingredients. Better pizza." I remembered thinking,"Pizza Hut saved the day on this one!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dejoh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Jul 2020 at 3:10am
Blame yourself for ordering a franchise pizza.  Here in the South Side of Chicago, there are several family owned pizzeria's that have been up and running for generations.  Everybody has different ideas of what an excellent pizza is.  Try the ones that have been around for many years.  No two pizza's are alike.
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He's in Florida. Good luck with that.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jul 2020 at 4:18pm
Okay!  I'll feed Donna's thread just for the Shaq of it!


Someone else said something about how many ad gigs Shaq might have.

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Shaq has endorsement deals with about fifty companies. In fact there are not many Americans who haven't used a single product endorsed by him. A few of them are IcyHot, Buick and Monster headphones. O'Neal also has licensing deals with Macy's, Zales and AriZona Beverage Co.
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