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    Posted: 17 Jun 2020 at 7:43pm
My facemask looks and feels a lot like a spit diaper, so I decided to write a song about it.
Sung to the Ghostbusters theme song. 
 
I call this one, The Facemask Song song {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here LOL}

Spit Diaper!
If there's COVID-19 in you neighborhood,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
If there's coronavirus and it don't look good,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid of no germ*.
I ain't afraid of no germ.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
A big virus sleeping in your bed,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid of no germ.
I ain't afraid of no germ.
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
And put on your...(spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid a no germ.
I hear it likes hates vaccines
I ain't afraid a no germ.
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Mm... if you've had a worm
Of a freaky germ baby
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Killing makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no germ
Don't get caught alone oh no... (spit diaper)
When it comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Ooh... Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Ah, Better put on your... (spit diaper)


* germ even though COVID-19 is actually a species of coronavirus; I needed a word with just one syllable to make the song "work".

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