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tucuxi
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I know this makes no sense, but I've always wanted the biohazard betch to begin her statement of, "I have genital herp...!!!!" and before she can finish, 3 people just run up in hazmat suits and douse her with fire extinguishers. It would be a PSA for safe sex.
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DARK FATHER
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I noticed that the girl in those commercials almost always says "Now I can spend my days the way that I want them". HMMMMM... I believe that she GOT the "Scorching H" by spending one too many days (or nights) the way that she wanted!! Has she learned nothing?
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Jimbo
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She seems like a friendly girl.
Maybe she also has GENIAL herpes....
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Skerlnik
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Herpes: The Love Bug.
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PaWolf
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oh no you didn't!!!...
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FaithSF
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Why stop there? It could also be the "crab cam"!!! |
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PaWolf
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Faith...I just knew you were itching to say that!
Now that you ladies have scratched that itch, I smell a new 'Crabby Lil' Gross Thread' coming on...
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X <sig.nature>
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Adreme
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or...
Him: I have genital herpes
Her, portrayed by Paris Hilton: Like oh my gawd, you do ??
Him: Yeah, what did you think that huge wart was all this time ?
Her: I thought you just had really bad acne. That's so hot.
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Skerlnik
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SPACE HERPES!
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Big Momma
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"clam cam"!!!!!
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msmadz
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I'm just waiting around to see THIS commercial:
Guy: I have herpes!
Gal: (swinging very heavy cast iron frying pan at his head while hysterically weeping) And the Son Of A Beehive gave it to me!!
camera goes dark and all we're left with is what sounds like a canteloupe being smashed
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Wild Starchild
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A CLAM-ERA????
That reminds me of a joke. You guys have probably heard it, cause it is a classic, but anyway.
Why do Tampons have strings??..............So crabs can bungee jump!!!
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AW DAMN!!!! Wild Shot the friggin TV again!!!
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FaithSF
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N have NEVER heard that before, Starchild. Oweeee!
But I wanted to say that EVERY time I read "I've got genital herpes," I end up singing it to myself to the tune of, "I've got plenty of nothing . . . " |
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BrianO
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'...and crotch rot's plenty for meeeeee!' |
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FaithSF
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Good one, Brian! |
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Big Momma
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"I got my scabs, don't need crabs............
Look out wierd Al!!!!!
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suenewtotx
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I think "genital herpes" sounds like "General Herpes."
So then would you have to salute those nasty litttle sores?
He could be a cartoon character, which the schools would use in sex ed classes to try to teach kids the consequences of being sexually promiscuous & not wearing condoms.
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