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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:


Confused*I* thought they were gonna move the lil'brat...


They should (ahem...) "erect" a statue of a flasher perv opening up his trench coat and stand her bravely in front of THAT.


My ex-wife was walking from parking to the office with a female co-worker when they were flashed. The co-worker was horrified. My ex loudly stated: "Oh look! It's like a penis only smaller"!LOL
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

My ex-wife was walking from parking to the office with a female co-worker when they were flashed. The co-worker was horrified. My ex loudly stated: "Oh look! It's like a penis only smaller"!LOL


That reminds me of something.

I used to read a lot of Joseph Wambaugh novels years ago. If you're not familiar with him, he's an ex LAPD detective turned author and all of his novels are about the LAPD.

In one, titled "The Glitter Dome", these two vice cops called The Weasel and The Ferret had arrested a flasher who the other vice cops called "Tuna Can Tommy". Upon looking at some Polaroids the flasher had taken of himself "exposed", one of the two cops who wasn't familiar with him, saw why he had been given that nickname.

He was three inches in diameter but only two inches long.

Exactly like a tuna can.

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Confusedyou should share with all of us, ol'mule...
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Deadawwwwww too much sharing and too little caring. I'm all sick now.
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I'll have to pm that to you.
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I believe the correct term is "choad".
Or chode.
 
 
 
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DarkRealmStar "That music is instahate and instamute!"  Angry
 
"Whoa O O O O O O". Have lyricists become as rare as proofreaders?Confused
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Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

I believe the correct term is "choad".
Or chode.
 
 
 
LOLI've heard that slang used all of my life, never personally used it...in fact, I'm sure I've never even said it. Now you've had me look it up when all I had to do was ignore your post and finished living my life and dying a happy man, but noooooooooooo!Wink 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'll have to pm that to you.
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That's some funny 'sh*t'!
 
Not for the weak stomach or easily offended.
We are having a body function hump day.
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I suppose you could call it (the rhino gif) "the gif that keeps on giffing".
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

DarkRealmStar "That music is instahate and instamute!"  Angry
 
"Whoa O O O O O O". Have lyricists become as rare as proofreaders?Confused
Instahate and instamute are real words.  Google it please.
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It's an annoying commercial, for sure, but....at least the mom is cute.
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LoL - when did they put that silly "fearless girl" statue up? I'm familiar with the Bull (bully up / bear down) I'm a Financial Planner, but I've never seen this girl statue - is it new? Where's the cell phone and selfie stick? Anyway, I much prefer this pic:
http://www.funnyordie.com/pictures/3bc3ccaab8/and-then-we-told-them-wealth-would-trickle-down
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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

LoL - when did they put that silly "fearless girl" statue up? I'm familiar with the Bull (bully up / bear down) I'm a Financial Planner, but I've never seen this girl statue - is it new? Where's the cell phone and selfie stick? Anyway, I much prefer this pic:
http://www.funnyordie.com/pictures/3bc3ccaab8/and-then-we-told-them-wealth-would-trickle-down





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Why does that statue exist, exactly?

As for the commercial, I always assumed the mom was getting home from work and came across her daughter. Second the stuff about "creative" suburbanites and helmets on a big wheel. Half the time I didn't even wear one on my bike starting around 7 or so probably.
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Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:


Confused*I* thought they were gonna move the lil'brat...


They should (ahem...) "erect" a statue of a flasher perv opening up his trench coat and stand her bravely in front of THAT.


My ex-wife was walking from parking to the office with a female co-worker when they were flashed. The co-worker was horrified. My ex loudly stated: "Oh look! It's like a penis only smaller"!LOL
Haha reminds me of my ex. She got an admittedly fairly dangerous introduction to how creeps are in cities late at night and I remember wondering how she didn't already know that. Though not having to know that is probably a good thing.

I really don't get why that statue exists. I mean women are only one of many groups who have fought for equal rights, and let's face it that statue looks white as hell. So is the message that white women are more important than everybody else or what?
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Originally posted by insertclevernamehere insertclevernamehere wrote:

Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:


Confused*I* thought they were gonna move the lil'brat...


They should (ahem...) "erect" a statue of a flasher perv opening up his trench coat and stand her bravely in front of THAT.


My ex-wife was walking from parking to the office with a female co-worker when they were flashed. The co-worker was horrified. My ex loudly stated: "Oh look! It's like a penis only smaller"!LOL
Haha reminds me of my ex. She got an admittedly fairly dangerous introduction to how creeps are in cities late at night and I remember wondering how she didn't already know that. Though not having to know that is probably a good thing.

I really don't get why that statue exists. I mean women are only one of many groups who have fought for equal rights, and let's face it that statue looks white as hell. So is the message that white women are more important than everybody else or what?
Confused...aren't they? Ya think she should look a little more like a 'Little Orphan Mammy'? Or maybe more like a melting-pot single-parent(adopted) brat? Truthfully, I wouldn't think it matters what the kid looks like in the statue as long as the message is clear. 'Women' may be the toughest group to fight for equal rights - a lot of things don't happen without women. They hold a 'Million Women March', we end up holding a 'Two Million Blue Ball March'. Give women their due and let the little girl statue look however they want it to look as long as they are happy and we get laid.
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