The Progressive Box 'Therapy' (video) |
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aka ron
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Posted: 28 Jul 2016 at 6:19pm |
This friggin arrogant box is destined to send me to some psychiatrist's couch!
I have put my hand and fist through haydite bricks, back when I was in good shape and believed in 'mind over matter'. I would have little trouble destroying this flimsy piece of cardboard sh*t!
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Ad nauseous
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I'm stumped.
I just don't understand what advertisers see in the box. He's dumb, stupid, and juvenile. WTF is so great about that? |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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A.C. Sativa
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I'm trying to decide who has the worst ads, them, Geico, or Time Warner.
Honestly it's a 3 way tie, and Liberty Mutual is right there too.
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tikibagger
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what no toyota or febreze? i think the best and brightest minds of our generation have shunned advertising and gone into POLITICS....
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH dearth of best & brightest all around |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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tikibagger
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That damn box is back and he is the
MOST POWERFUL OF TOOLS ...indeed |
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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crainbebo
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Somebody crush that idiot box! I am so sick of seeing and hearing him on a constant basis! Fk off Progressive!
By the way, in my opinion, no one has more idiotic commercials than Charter Spectrum...but Progressive is 0.0002% behind the triple play aholes. GEICO is tied with Progressive.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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tikibagger
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everyone wants MORE..more DUMB
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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crainbebo
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This box will just not go away. I've seen this ad about 10-15 times this weekend. For the love of GOD Progressive...find another advertising campaign that isn't as annoying and stupid! Why hasn't anyone attempted to crush the box? Is he made out of steel? And please take Flo with you when this campaign ends. I don't want to see that smug face anymore, she has had more than enough time on TV.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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tikibagger
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together they form the LCD of ad creative--the obnoxious spokeswoman and personified spokes OBJECT
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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DKS
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Personally I think this would be an optimal solution to the box problem:
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"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries Devoid of all the passion The human spirit cannot die" |
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PaWolf
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^^^Exactly what I was about to suggest. |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Ad nauseous
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Ahhhhhh yes! I like your thinking! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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aka ron
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Campers and hikers will know what I'm talking about, have you ever had to drop a duce, far away from running water and civilization? Being very careful not to grab the wrong kind of weed to fight off that 'not so fresh' feeling.
I would carry this cute little fella around with me, let's see how much of a hero he is after wiping my ass!
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