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strifeknot
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Posted: 22 Apr 2013 at 9:15am |
This lummox is all over the place lately. These are just a few of his recent commercials: |
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Papa Lazarou
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He looks like a puffer fish.
Which reminds me About 4:00 in. |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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ADamant
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I saw the Buick commercial the other day and thought that having Shaq crammed in there made the car look small, tight, and uncomfortable. I suspect I'm not the only one who feels that way. I don't know why Buick would want that image.
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PaWolf
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Now, let's just stop all this hatin' goin' on! Shaque isn't a bad guy - he's a big ol' nice boy without a bad bone in his body. He isn't the 'fastest kid on the block', but he IS 'talented'. Leave him alone. You could be stuck with worse...
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Hootman
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Shaq would be tight and uncomfortable in a semi cab. The point is, he fits in the Buick, and 99.99% of the world would be comfortable.
And yes, Pa, he is a good person and people trust him, thus making him a good spokesperson. |
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strifeknot
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He's a witless oaf.
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Jimbo
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A guy I used to work with got attacked in his car by Shaq's father, at an intersection in broad daylight, just for having a derogatoray sticker about Shaq on his rear windshield.
A sticker that I made for him, btw. It was right after Shaq left Orlando for the Lakers. The sticker said "SHAQ SUQS". |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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True dat. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Jimbo
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I always wonder how many Whoppers he eats when he hits the Burger King drive thru. I bet he gets at least three of them, two extra large fries, a large soda & a milkshake. I envy him for that alone. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Tiz
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Shaq wears a size 23 shoe. They must be like flippers working the pedals.
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Jimbo
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They had one of his sneakers on display at a sporting goods store here in town back when he first started playing here. The thing was HUGE.
Musta been a good 18" long. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Papa Lazarou
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Jimbo
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There's only one sure way to find out. And I know where his house is. Only about a half hour drive from my house. If you hurry you can catch the next flight down here. I'll drop you off out by the front gate & you can take it from there. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Ad nauseous
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OMG I'm getting sick of this guy!
They keep running his Icy Hot ad right after Jeopardy! Please for the sake of sanity STOP already! |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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deacon blues
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They never show his fat ass trying to get in or out of that Buick, do they?
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FocusedinNYC
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Sorry, as I 've posted somewhere here....I LUV SHAQ.
Forget I would pick him as center on some all-time all-star team....the guy is completely at home with himself, far too secure to have to do pseudo macho anything. We are each unique, and I guess, our responses to things as well. For me, the reasons for those responses are the most interesting part. |
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Bryan
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Shaquille seems to be a nice guy. He comes off as genuine and sweet man.
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