Geico's Maxwell The Pig Is Back, Kill Me Now

 

bwestfall wrote: I was just thinking that the other day, for me personally, it seems like there are zillions of insurance commercials--I think I see more of them than any other product, by far.

You said it! I'm really getting sick, and tired of car insurance being shoved down my throat! It's like spoiled rich reality stars, tween pop stars, and glittering vampires! The media will stop at nothing to make us all surrender, and like this crap!!! 

This Commercial isn't as bad as their others, but they'll run it about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Times before thay replace it.

Maxwell the Pig? Really? It sounds like Geicrap now holds the record for most commercial mascots.

The Gecko was ok until being run into the ground, the Flintjerks were all right until they were rammed into the ground too, and now MAXWELL?! THE STUPID PIG?! Great. At this rate they'll run out of mascots.

Who in the f**k would want to download this annoying sh*t? I can't stand it on my TV, so why would I want it on my computer? Why would somebody want it on their phone? God help you if you want to watch football. We've got a back-to-back line-up of the annoying cast of characters shat out by the asshole that is Geico Marketing. Caveman in a cheerleader uniform, Caveman playing Scrabble and arguing with some dude, Maxwell the Pig zip-lining, the Gecko walking down a bridge in 'NUEW YOOOAAAWWWK', the Gecko square-dancing in Texas. Jesus God, I can't take it.

It's becoming a troupe of characters that very few people actually like. Before this we had the combined efforts of standard suit-and-tie overly dramatic spokesperson guy and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. When will it end?

I want to take all of these characters, crumple them into a ball, and ram them up the Geico Marketing execs ass, back from where they came! This constant bombardment makes me want to go take a sh*t on the table where they hold these meetings and come up with this bullsh*t.

These are the LAST things I need to be thinking about whilst I'm watching football.

Also, may I ask, do these f**king ad execs honestly think that people change their car insurance provider on a whim? 'Oh, I like Geico's commercials, I think I'll switch to them.' How stupid do they think people are?

All it boils down to is one big dick-waving contest. 90% of the Geico commercials that I've seen have NOTHING to do with car insurance. A pig ziplining doesn't relate to auto insurance, cavemen being idiots doesn't relate to auto insurance, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman yelling at some dude has nothing to do with auto insurance. Bottom line? At least State Farm, Progressive and Nationwide's commercials are relatively on-topic. Geico, on the other hand, can eat sh*t.

Why would one need an app for insurance?  I do access my insurance policy monthly, but it's just to pay the bill.

Well, it must work for them....they have become one of the top-selling vehical insurance companies with seemingly good reviews by policy holders.

Too bad he doesn't zip line into a sausage grinder.... 

True story: Last year I was driving around the southern end of Lake Michigan on I-80 on a -very- busy sunny Sunday afternoon.  What distraction do my eyes encounter?  A damned plane toting a "Buy GEICO Auto Insurance" banner to and fro.  I believe this to be an updated version of throwing a rock through someone's window, with the rock having a note with the address of the local glass-repair shop tied to it.

Liked the original....the first time I saw it. HATE THE NEW ONE. This makes me want to karate chop my TV and cook some spare ribs to eat. Little f**ker. 

At the end it says, "Everything you love about Geico, download it today"  I'd like to take a big dump on the front steps of headquarters.

^All of the major insurance companies are guilty of over-advertising.