Geico-Pig by the pool & more (videos)

The pig was funny in the very first commercial, yelling "Whee!!" The contrast between that and the calm response at the very end of the commercial was pretty good. Why couldn't they have stopped with the dang pig then??? Whoever that voice belongs to that they use for the pig sounds so douchy I want to beat him to death. Maybe that's why I'm hungry for pulled pork sandwiches...

wouldn't they be specist jokes? Pigs are a different species, not a different race.:P

Maybe Maxwell's last commercial can be a pig roast. He's vacationing in Hawaii and a bunch of locals sneak up and brutally kill him, cut to the Geico Logo with a voice over "we can save you 15%, but we can't save you from being dinner at a Luau."

Cut back to a brown steaming maxwell's face, with the rest of his body being nothing but bones, stripped of their meat....

Why, who doesn't check if their car insurance bill has been paid while on vacation? Anyone? Anybody? *cricket sound*

That pig sucks

MixPickle for the win! 

I swear Geico spends more money coming up with irritating mascots than actually giving you money for your bashed in car.

Honestly, I don't find the pig -that- annoying... it irks me for sure, but that cheesesteak shuffle is without a doubt one of the most annoying commercials I've seen recently. An instant mute for sure.

ROUND ONE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN: THAT GODDAMN QUEER MAXWELL (THE GEICO PIG) vs. THAT GODDAMN SODDING PHONEY-BOLOGNA FAKE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS® BEE (THE 'BLING-BLING' INCARNATION.) 

This battle shall take place in Hawaii at an all-male (gay) Saturday night luau. The luau is populated mainly by tourists in these fagety-ass colorful flowery Hawaiian shirts; many of the tourists sport waste bags and cameras slung around their necks. A guest coordinator has a large table with brochures and leis; a short distance away, a good sized buffet is present. Not far from the buffet, a large bonfire is burning. 

The contestants do not necessarily have to ***USE*** everything here, but they are at their disposal if needed -- or if desired. 

That goddamn queer Maxwell (the Geico pig) takes first blood in this battle because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is still trying to escape from its seriously blinged-out cereal box. So Maxwell goes under the buffet and waits...and waits...soonly enough, the Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee chews a hole through its cardboard and rhinestone prison and starts to buzz up toward the upper surface of the buffet. But Maxwell intercepts him, and immediately starts screaming, "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" as if it would phase that little winged peckerhead. 

Well, it doesn't. 
And do you know why it doesn't, you piece of sh*t little CGI piss ant?
It's because insects don't have ears for Satan sakes!!! 

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee goes into beast mode now...it flies to a position approx. 1 meter above Maxwell's ass and hovers there for a moment...it then zooms down at full speed, fully intent on planting its venomous sting into Maxwell's bunghole! It turns its butt toward the asinine piggy at the last second, and:

I hate the "everybody knows that" ads.

What's with "boots and pants"????

Synesthesia wrote: I swear Geico spends more money coming up with irritating mascots than actually giving you money for your bashed in car.

Boots and Pants is very annoying. Maxwell dancing to a techno beat - bleh! Not as bad as Cheesesteak Shuffle but not a good commercial. I didn't mind the gecko, BEFORE Cheesesteak Shuffle.