Multigrain Cheerios "last year's jeans".... |
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Jimbo
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Saw another puker this morning.
Same old "if you eat our cereal you'll get thin & sexy" bulloney.
Middle aged gal rummages thru her closet.
Middle aged gal takes out a pair of jeans, puts them on & zips them up.
They fit her perfectly.
Middle aged gal begins dancing hysterically.
Middle aged gal runs across the yard to neighbor's house & knocks on door.
Different middle aged gal answers door & asks "Are those last year's jeans?" as first middle aged gal shakes her butt then slaps it.
First middle aged gal gushes that the only reason they fit again is because she lost weight eating Multigrain Cheerios. Fails to mention the months of starvation, deprivation & misery that accompanied the one bowl of Multigrain Cheerios per day she was allowed to eat in order to lose said weight.
Second middle aged gal replies incredulously: "Multi grain....????!!!!" as if she'd never even heard the term before.
Image cuts to picture of bowl of cereal & the usual spiel that nobody even pays any attention to anymore including me, which is why I can't tell you what they said, but take my word for it, it's the same tired old yadda-yadda crap.
If & when the video of it appears on the internet, maybe I'll post it here.
If I remember.
It's really stupid.
Trust me.
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And then the follow-up commercial shows the woman's rage when she realizes her husband has been stretching 'last year's jeans' so they would fit her fat @$$.
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Tiz
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What if "last year's jeans" were size 16?
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HatyMcHater
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Who buys new jeans every year?
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Thor
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How much weight did she gain since she bought those jeans last year that being able to fit into them again is cause for elation? Five or ten pounds?
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Jimbo
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This was her BEFORE Multigrain Cheerios
And this was her AFTER Multigrain Cheerios...
Apparently they work wonders on cellulite & sagging skin too.
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Tiz
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Gawd, if that button came lose it'd put someone's eye out.
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Jimbo
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It would probably pierce their skull & lodge in their brain!!!
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And if she only lost 5-10 lbs in a whole year, then that isn't anything to jump for joy over. I'd be pissed I didn't lose more in such a long time period. |
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She looked stupid doing her little "booty dance" in front of her neighbor's door..if I lived across the street I would have thought a bee went down her pants!
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Tiz
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She could cheat and still fit in last years jeans.
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msmadz
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After a while, jeans stretch out from their original fit. Last year's jeans still fit means her ass probably widened right along with them. |
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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She's got the look
I want to know better
She's got the look
That's all together
Workin, playin', day and night
Lardass has the fit that's right
The Lardass Look
The Lardass Look
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Do people really call clothing by year (outside of ultra-modern fashion clothing that goes out of style in a year)? For example, I have a shirt that I got for Christmas last year. Would I go around telling people it is 'last year's shirt'? My pants I'm wearing now were bought in 2005, so are they 'my 2005s'? I dunno, but calling a pair of jeans 'last year's jeans' is a stupid way to denote weight loss, and is also a stupid way to explain the garment itself. That brings me to this: Did she buy the jeans last year when they fit, gained 50 lbs, lost the weight, and now they fit again? Or, did she purposefully buy jeans way too small as a goal to fit into them at a later date (now)? I don't know about you, but I ONLY buy clothes that fit me at the time of purchase (well, a tad bit bigger to compensate for when they get washed and shrink.) Maybe I'm in the minority.
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Don't look at me. Most of my clothes I'd have to pinpoint by decade, or simply "I got this shirt sometime back in the 1900s".
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You're talking about women, DP7. That's why women have 30 pairs of shoes and men have maybe 3. They couldn't be caught out on the town wearing a pair from last year.
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I wonder if the woman had to throw away 'last year's jeans' or only wear them in the house because they went out of fashion 365 (or less) days after she bought them (joke of course!) I completely understand wanting to only wear the latest fashions in regard to all forms of clothing (especially hairstyles and accessories like glasses/jewelery, etc.) There's nothing wrong with that. However, I still take issue with the whole 'model year' aspect in this ad like the jeans are a car, or music that would get stale and tired a few months after purchase. But, for the most part, jeans just stay in fashion (of course, unless they are some trendy cut like skinny jeans or that bell-bottom-like style that was going on in the late 90s.) I have some lightly worn (regular style) jeans from 1999 in my dresser. They look identical to what is on the shelves today at Kohl's. Would anyone REALLY know I was wearing 11-year-old clothes if I wore them today? I mean, it is JEANS! |
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I made my most radical fashion change about ten years ago when I switched from jeans to cargo pants.
Oh, and I bought a pair of cargo shorts a while back---in plaid!!!
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I bet they go great with the black socks & leather sandals.
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These are they! These are they! And they look great with black sox and sandals.
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Jimbo
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I hope the black socks are knee high, rather than ankle high like the ones in the pic.
Ankle high black socks look almost cool in an odd sort of way.
Knee high black socks look so "old-fart dorky".
That's the way I prefer to envision you.
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Actually, I just wear my own natural thigh-high hair sox. Sometimes I smear a little glitter into the hair, but that's only when I go someplace and want to look my prettiest.
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Thor honey, you're always pretty!
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First middle aged gal suddenly realizes, too late, that jeans actually belong to her 350 lb husband and were accidentally placed in her drawer by absent-minded teenage daughter sorting the laundry!
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Jimbo
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Yah... dat vud be a goot vun!!!
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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