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"You need to go cold and hungry, for the children";  Gov't wants to ban gas stoves, because they might be a health hazard to kids, and also racist, but mostly because they are racist

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/01/10/biden-admin-considers-nationwide-ban-on-racist-gas-stoves-n1660311
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Search of Biden's home turns up classified documents, other stuff;  Still missing are the keys to Corvette parked in the garage, President can't remember where he left them
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Gen-Zer's running into a diabolical trap found in 'escape rooms';  Most can't escape in time because they can't figure out how to use a rotary phone used in the puzzles
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FBI discovers classified documents at Biden's home dating back to his Senate days;  Unconfirmed reports that Dr. Jill is missing items from her underwear drawer;  Hunter looking to move to a country with no extradition treaty; In other words, not much new in the news


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Buzz Aldrin going back to the moon; The honeymoon, that is!  Former astronaut marries at age 93
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Buzz Aldrin going back to the moon; The honeymoon, that is!  Former astronaut marries at age 93

I liked it a few years ago when he punched that moon landing conspiracy theorist who heckled him.
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Tonight, Animals in the News! (Yes, the raccoon survived)

https://rare.us/rare-humor/raccoon-unfortunately-gets-frozen-to-railway-by-its-testicles/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11665621/Pig-wakes-slaughterhouse-kills-butcher-Hong-Kong.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
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Criminals aren't very smart;  Man's attempt at stealing gas blows up in his face:

https://boingboing.net/2023/01/27/gentleman-tries-to-smoke-and-steal-gas-at-the-same-time-it-didnt-end-well.html
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Houseboat full of beer sinks;  Obviously, it wasn't 'light' beer

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/28/manchester-houseboat-weighed-down-by-cans-of-carling-sinks-18182738/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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“Drunken hot mess klepto tries to steal our biggest (...)";  Apparently, shoplifter couldn't stuff it down their pants

https://wehotimes.com/shoplifter-caught-trying-to-steal-giant-30-dildo-from-circus-of-books-weho/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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Museum to hold naked scavenger hunt to celebrate Valentine's Day;  But don't get your hopes up, participants will be fully clothed  

https://www.phillyvoice.com/naked-scavenger-hunt-philadelphia-art-museum/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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Further evidence surfaces that computer AI is inherently bigoted;  Also, AI doesn't understand humor, and couldn't invent a funny joke to save it's life

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3pymx/ai-generated-seinfeld-show-nothing-forever-banned-on-twitch-after-transphobic-standup-bit
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Horny dolphin roughs up it's trainer during a show;  Young children at scene being told it was "angry"

https://www.the-sun.com/news/5113525/terrifying-angry-dolphin-attacks-trainer-underwater-horrified-families-miami/?utm_term=192721&utm_medium=browser_notifications&utm_source=pushly
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Have a happy Hug A Cow Day! (No, this is not a dig at your overweight partner);  India rebrands Valentine’s Day as ‘Cow Hug Day’, though promotion results are so-so

https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/11/india/india-valentines-day-cow-hug-intl-hnk/index.html

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Restaurant bans children under 10; Many love the idea, a few hate it

https://www.businessinsider.com/spaghetti-restaurant-new-jersey-ban-children-under-10-2023-2#
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Feel like you are being watched when you go outside?  You just might be!  Scientists doing creepy things with animals

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/robots/a42940200/scientists-turning-dead-birds-into-drones/
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So easy a monkey could do it?  Many warning "don't spank your monkey right before you give him the tattoo gun" or things could go horribly wrong

https://www.odditycentral.com/news/venezuelan-man-becomes-first-person-to-be-tattooed-by-a-monkey.html
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Why did the chicken cross the road?  For murder!  Man who survived cancer killed by a chicken in his house

https://headlinereporter.com/2023/02/irish-man-died-after-being-attacked-by-chicken/?utm_source=rm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=em
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Drink like there's no tomorrow!  Margaritas facing extinction due to "climate change";  Cultivation of agave in danger from many different sources, say experts

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/22/us/margarita-tequila-agave-climate-crisis/index.html
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Non-vegan airline passengers often have a better menu to select from;  But, vegans get choice leftovers from the salad bar

https://www.businessinsider.com/airline-passenger-banana-chopsticks-vegan-flight-meal-japan-business-class-2023-2

(Not really. But you do have to imagine trying to eat a banana with chopsticks...  ;-)
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Spiders could soon to be the "new lobster";  Scientists trying to breed large spiders as a food source, say that after they are boiled, they taste like their lobster cousins


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Waterbed experts offer amazing tips for getting a good night's rest:  For a firmer mattress, use hard water, and for a softer mattress, use spring water
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The Oscars makes its annual appearance;  In addition to expensive gift bags, attendees also received access to personal counselors to help them cope with losing, or other upsetting events, such as getting too close to Jimmy Kimmel's beard
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Glass Ceiling Shattered: Women now binge drinking more than men;  Sororities not included in survey, as it would skew the numbers higher
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Great news for gay mice!  Scientists successfully create healthy baby mice from 2 male parents;  Bad news for people who hate rodents:  There will be a lot more mice running around now

https://theweek.com/health-and-science/1021838/scientists-successfully-created-healthy-mice-from-2-male-parents
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New escalation in the Attention Whore movement:  Snowflakes whining that calling them "woke" is like calling them the n-word

https://dailycaller.com/2023/03/15/toure-neblett-woke-n-word/
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