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Iranian space launch blows up on pad;  Officials blame rocket technician using a candle to look for fuel leak
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A one-legged skeleton discovered under a dance floor in Russia may hold the key to a centuries-old mystery involving Napoleon's favourite general;  "The rules were very harsh for losers competing in Dancing With The Czars back then" say historians
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Tesla owners unable to unlock their cars after security app goes down for maintenance;  Furious Twitter rage of anger and frustration results, others desperately download hitchhiking app


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Democrat presidential candidates touting their promises of expanded renewable energy;  Claim that "thousands and thousands" of jobs will be created because "somebody needs to clean the solar panels every day"
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UN says 1.3 billion tons of food wasted per year;  Researchers' global plan aims to curb problem by 2030:  "If we produce less food, people will be forced to eat everything on their plate, or face starvation"
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SWAT team at your door?  Your Roomba may have ratted you out;  Network-linked carpet cleaning device maps out your house, spies on you as it cleans
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Old wolf terrorizes campers in attack, drags man from tent, tries to eat him;  Parks Canada says animal in bad mood, desperate for food

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3435/Man-Saves-Family-Of-4-From-Wolf-Attack-During-Camping-Trip

Was that you, PaWolf?  Are you doing okay...? 

ShockedWasn't me, but I'm certainly not surprised that happened. Enter the hunting boundaries and you become fair game.
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Leprosy newest plague in Los Angeles;  Disease being welcomed by film industry, as it saves on makeup costs for zombie extras


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Trump to Bolton: "You're fired!";  Michael packs bags, slinks out of White House
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Photobucket trying to drum up extra revenue by embarassing their account users;  Pictures being blurred, overlaid with Photobucket's penis logo until they pay up
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Walk to End Alzheimer's draws thousands;  However, most couldn't remember why they were there when they entered park
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Major discovery made in viral epidemiology;  Researchers say, yes, stupidity IS contagious
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Beto O'Rourke says that Texans he's met are for gun confiscation;  The same Texans reply he's misunderstanding the intent behind the phrase "come and take it"

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Canadians defending PM Justin Trudeau's 'brownface' crisis:  "We're a pasty people up here in the North, and can suntan rather quickly"
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Canadians defending PM Justin Trudeau's 'brownface' crisis:  "We're a pasty people up here in the North, and can suntan rather quickly"
OuchI am SO sick of this sh*t - events and actions of a person 20 years before dictating their future; one bad choice overshadowing all the good and tarnishing lives.
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Quote Heated bull semen blows lids off containers, sends firefighters into ‘defensive mode’ during massive blaze;  "Some of those flying flaming white gobs almost hit us!"

Heated bull semen launched dangerous projectiles in every direction during an early morning inferno that caused firefighters to take cover at an Australian cattle-breeding facility Tuesday.

“The liquid inside the cylinders was rapidly expanding and essentially the lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and projectiles were being thrown from the building,” fire chief Chris Loeschenkohl told ABC News down under.

All hell broke loose at a 2,700 square foot Yarram Herd Services facility in southeast Australia, where first responders reportedly took more than two hours to tame a raging fire that destroyed 100 cryogenic cylinders full of bull sperm. WIN News in Gippsland, Australia, reports that it’s unclear what caused the 3 a.m. blaze.

I don't write the headlines, I just report them...  Wink


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Another season of Climate Change to begin with the Fall Equinox;  Despite the efforts of worldwide Climate Change protestors', autumn set to arrive right on time
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Emmy ratings worst in it's history;  CNN climbs out of the ratings toilet for one night, even beats FOX


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"Mommy! My new girl doll has a penis!";  Mattel defying gender norms with new dolls;  'Gender inclusive' Creatable World dolls allow kids to cross-dress their toys with hideous fashion clothing


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No, it's not because of Alzheimer's:  Citing trauma as a possible cause, researchers say 97% of people can't recall using a bathroom when they were children
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"It's not safe!";  Public health warning issued about the dangers of vaping in a porta-potty;  "Possible explosions may result from a buildup of combustible gas in an enclosed space"
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Political Groundhog Day:  Hillary Clinton pokes head out, muses about running for Democrat nomination;  "None of these others seems to have a real chance"
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Caribbean cruise ship barely makes port before sinking after toilets overflow;  Nobody injured, but cruise line will refund cost of cruise and reimburse everybody for new shoes
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Cities starting to implement Reverse Political Correctness:  Women's restrooms to now include men's urinals;  Proponents ask "How will they (women) know if it works if they don't use them?"
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Financial experts agree:  Depending on your LEGO brick collection to pay for your retirement "is a really bad investment";  "Unless they are made of gold or silver metals; We recommend you stay away from plastic"
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