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CPSC may announce massive recall of wooden sex toys;  Action due to "a dangerous possibility of splinters"
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TSA detains man at San Francisco airport for having a suspiciously large penis;  Agents were aroused by fears he was "trying to smuggle a large package in his pants" aboard airplane

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Text walking lanes installed in Belgium;  Gum chewing not allowed at same time, however

http://laughingsquid.com/text-walking-lanes-installed-in-antwerp-belgium-to-prevent-distracted-pedestrians-from-colliding/

 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jun 2015 at 5:24am
LeBron James inadvertently flashes ABC viewers;  "You needed to have a really good DVR and microscope to see it" said Tim Winter, president of PTC;  James responds "That's just being insulting"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jun 2015 at 4:26am
Mick Jagger & Steven Tyler to Caitlyn Jenner:  "Please stop impersonating us"
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 Study:  Viewing cat videos boosts energy and positive emotions;  However, cleaning litter boxes every day slowly kills you inside
 
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Uber bans guns carried by it's drivers and passengers;  Business drops drastically overnight in Chicago, several foreign countries
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FDA rules that "hair amputation" is a medical procedure;  Barbers and beauticians must now obtain medical degrees to practice their trade
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The Trend Continues:  Americans once again buy more hot dogs than fireworks for 4th of July celebrations
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Government study reveals worst place to have sex in the house:  Sex on top of the stove "not a good idea"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Jul 2015 at 5:00am
Top Fashion Scent of the Year revealed:  Hot Popcorn fragrance popular with both perfumes and colognes
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ABC's The Bachelorette to drop hunks, merge with Once Upon A Time;  Hopeful contestant must now find her one true love by kissing frogs
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Vegans debating whether to make salt taboo;  "Salt is too much like a meat taste" says one faction
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Papa Lazarou Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2015 at 6:09am
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City of Seattle seeking large fines, jail time for man who didn't clean up after his chihuahua while walking it;  Judge throws out case, citing "the pile of alleged poo was larger than the dog!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote i8acannibal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jul 2015 at 6:13am
MrTim, you never cease to amaze. LOL
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People may need to reconsider eating raw vegetables;  Doctors report they are increasingly finding "small forests of broccoli growing" while doing colonoscopies
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Cost of flying going up again:  Airlines to start charging $10 fee for airsickness bags;  However, the rumors that airliners must also be equipped with stomach pumps are false
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Lesbians and Feminists upset over a book being touted as a "seminal history" of their movements;  Authors going into hiding
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Police say the hitchhiking robot, HitchBOT, was sexually assaulted by other machines before being decapitated;  Parts of a toaster, a Harley motorcycle, and a vacuum cleaner were found at crime scene

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Texas man claims drunken armadillo took his gun and shot him in face;  Armadillo confirms "Yep, except for the 'drunk' part, that's exactly how it happened"
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Study finds that gay teens get pregnant more than teen straights do;  Reasons may be poor sex education, doing it wrong, or unclear on the concept

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More protests in Ferguson tonight;  Also, Britain being invaded by fleas with giant penises

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/595686/Calais-migrant-giant-penis-flea

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Group of architects announce indiegogo campaign to build life-size replica of The Lord of the Rings city Minas Tirith;  Orcs launch their own crowdfunding campaign to raise funds to beseige it

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/realise-minas-tirith#/story

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/lord-of-the-rings/orcs-launch-crowdfunding-campaign-to-destroy-minas-tirith/

(Believe me, people,  I couldn't come up with this Censored  if I tried.   LOL )

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NYU scientists discover virus in local drinking water responsible for New Yorkers' anti-social behavior;  Head researcher says "There is no cure, so get out of my face you stinking leeches!"
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