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MrTim
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Leonardo DiCaprio buys private island; Hopes that tourists will enjoy manatee farm & steak house
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Using smiley face emoticons is an act of racist micro-aggression, say Social Justice commissars; Apple deemed an even greater offender for attempting to be all-inclusive http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/04/10/how-apples-new-multicultural-emojis-are-more-racist-than-before/ Eff you, commissar
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Frumpy old woman announces she's running for President; Supportive husband pleads for people to "please give her the job so she'll be out of the house"
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Government officially declares that "catperson" is a gender; Door now open for filing discrimination and disability lawsuits
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Anthropologists discover that male chimps often trade food for sex; They note, however, that the males don't realise the females are already sluts
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UFO invasion in Philadelphia suburbs repulsed; Extraterrestrials were stymied in attempts to communicate with bowl of waxed fruit on table, left in confusion
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California water restrictions inspire workplace theft of water from restrooms; Possession of water balloons also being considered as a felony
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US Growth slows to 0.2% Annualized GDP Growth; Economic experts blame it on Daylight Savings Time and a rise in beer prices |
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What, he's going to serve manatee steaks!!? |
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regulus
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With Mashed Potatoes and Gravy! |
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Have a bad taste in your mouth in the morning? You may be a nocturnal eater; Study reveals that most people eat on average 11 bugs each night while sleeping (mostly spiders)
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EasyChango
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I hate when that happens!
Seriously though, it doesn't happen here. My wife is a more deadly bug hunter than a battalion of toads and Florida anoles. |
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And The Survey Says! 83% of respondents agree that "Politicians should wear body cameras so that we can hear and see what they are really doing"
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"Flipping the bird" is a natural gesture among primates; Extensive review of notes from all known field expeditions reveals that the behavior wasn't learned from humans and might even be millions of years old
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Disney to modernize Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs; George Stephanopoulos to play "Shifty"
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You may literally be sitting on a fortune! Over a billion dollars has been estimated lost in couch and seat cushions in the past 10 years alone
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I just looked in mine and found a few lost paper towels and a penny. Guess I didn't win.
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Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself. |
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Gross, a fuzzy raisin that was a grape when I lost it.
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"It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
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MrTim
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^^ Maybe y'all should invite richer people to your houses.
Light rain falls in Los Angeles; Residents being hit with large fines for "watering their lawns" as a result |
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Light rain falls in San Diego County; Road and freeway accidents up 268% within one-hour period during morning commute.
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Heavy rain falls in San Diego; Protesters storm City Hall demanding state-wide water restrictions be suspended because we now have some water.
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Office workers traumatized after wingsuited base jumpers fly into side of building; "They were smacking into the windows like a flock of birds!" recalled one horrified witness
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FIFA bribery scandal finally making soccer interesting; Unfortunately, play on the field still just as boring as ever
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Secretary of State Kerry breaks leg; Accident happened while trying to remove his foot from his mouth
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Top Behavioral Psychologist explains why people fear Clowns: "Just as for zombies, they believe if they are bitten by a clown, they will turn into one"
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