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Angry McPisseron
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Millions tune in to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "The Big Goodbye" and now spell 'knife' with an 'N'.
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Sandra
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Kim Kardashian Is Actually An Alien! Evidence Proves that Kim Kardashian was born on Jupiter!
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Papa Lazarou
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^Is that why she smells of ammonia?
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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MrTim
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Really, Sandra. Jupiter? Are you sure she didn't come out of Uranus? |
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aka ron
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MrTim
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Annual infestation of flying squid plaguing highways heavy again this year; Motorists urged to close car windows, cyclists to wear visors
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MrTim
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This week in Paleontology: New species of extinct South American "terror birds" discovered exceeded ferocity of any others; Like it's namesake, phorusrhacidae donalduckus didn't wear pants
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MrTim
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Schools to only give participation trophies for district and state soccer tournaments; "Nobody ever scores, so there is no need to award a championship trophy"
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MrTim
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Study shows greater chance of being born an albino if parents had sex in a swimming pool or wore bleached underwear; Not getting enough sunlight in the womb during pregnancy also a factor
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MrTim
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ISIS implies threat to Chicago; But says they "won't enter city because there are so many illegal guns there and we'd get shot!"
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MrTim
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Shaken, not stirred, please: After massive earthquake, CA wine producers switching to martinis
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Brangelina ties the knot in France; Divorce lawyers start betting pool on how long it will last
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MrTim
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Feminists at international convention unanimously agree that oral sex is the best of all; "Talking about sex is more satisfying than a disgusting physical act" says spokesbeing
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PaWolf
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May I suggest that was said passionately and someone got a real lickin' from that mouthful-of-words!
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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MrTim
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Health professionals recommend not giving children fruit; "All you are giving them is lots of sugar in a ball"
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MrTim
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Hefner booted out of Playboy Mansion; Abe Vigoda moving in "to finally give the place some class"
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Greek police turn water cannon, soap suds on austerity protesters; "If they want to look like hippies, fine. But they don't have to smell like them"
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Snail species declared extinct due to global warming found happily thriving in a tropical paradise; Climatologists grumble, change data again to show they are right
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Two heterosexual men getting married to win radio contest; Gay groups outraged that the "unnatural union" is an insult to the sacred institution of traditional marriage
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Bill Maher sneaking out of studio wearing burqa disguise after last week's comments about Islam; Though still angry with him, some Muslim males think he has sexy ankles |
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A Not-So-Surprising finding: "R" is the most abused letter on Talk Like A Pirate Day; "Q" is the most ignored
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Papa Lazarou
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tha' thar be quite a quixotic quandary, me boy.
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Banana!
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MrTim
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Harry Houdini letter written in disappearing ink fetches $1.5 million at auction; Winner pays with blank check
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Obama declares global war on climate change; Announces that airstrikes "are being launched today" against the growing global warming terror
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Secret Service catches 3rd grade class tour group who entered White House without being noticed; One child with a spoiled egg salad sandwich to be charged with bioterrorism
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