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We Have An Amish Dingleberry Soap-Making Fetish
The Pope Will Confess
Do You Think Rod Stewart Is Sexy?
Take A Bath, Stinky Neighbor! Take A Bath
Swimming In Lake Placid, Not Lake Flaccid
Shooting Hoops With Buffalo Balls
Bath-Fitter Anal Jitters
Nipple!, The Band (or Nineteen Idiots Pooping Pearly Little Eggs)
Damn That Pizza!
Listen To That Man Who Listens To That Guy Who Listens To Those People Who
Dry Eyes Suck
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Angry McPisseron
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Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!
Toothy TV Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights Ektachrome Defecation Click on the Megaphone Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid Time Captains Super C-Straps Super C-Sections |
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Gettin' Jiggy With The Amish
Seasonal Rabbii
Boston Bibb And The Arugula Wannabes
Bustin' A Move With The Pope
Strippers Who Won't Wear Mascara
Pubic Stroke
Magnificent Cucumber
My Ass Is On Hiatus
Donkeys Without Soup
Comes With Standard Crap
Ardvaarks Without Trust Funds
Vista Business Cards Just Sent Me An E-Mail
Bought 410,573 Postage Stamps At Sam's Club 2,698 Months Ago
Those Guys!
Being Nice To Other People's Nipples
Singing To No One
Fun With Hair Folicles
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Moochamoocha
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This is too much fun! I want to take another crack at it.
Wikipedia Is Full Of Liars Don't Sleep Tonight Holy Jumped Up Jesus On A Cracker Where Did You Get Those Shoes? If I Count To 10, Will You Buy Me Cheese? Vegetarian Ax Murderers Who Shop At Home Depot How Much Does It Cost? Slip 'n' Slide Bob Barker's Banana Band The Band That Constantly Sneezes On People Don't Come To See Us Big Breasted Baboons The Honky Donkey I Was Jim McGreevey's Lover Huh? What? Where? Go Sit Down! I'd Rather Be Playing With My Wii We Never Learned How To Play Our Instruments Full O' Crap Never Mind The Cheese, Let's Get The Hell Outta Here! The Hairy Beavers Up Your Nose With Axl Rose Picking Scabs Off Your Mother Allergy Ridden And Loving It Barcalounger Babies Too Damn Expensive! Drunken Amish Makeup Artists The Blind Men See Give Us Some Booze Or We Ain't Playing Paid In Peanuts Tweaking We Only Play Songs That Get On Everybody's Nerves Who Died And Left You In Charge? Holey Sweatshirts! The Problem To All Your Answers The Sound A Whoopee Cushion Makes Stale Chicken McNuggets Dragging Our Feet Sent To The Poorhouse Pillow Fluff The End Of What Is And Will Never More Be |
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Those Amish Just Keep-A-Comin'!
Paying To The Order Of
The Pope Gets His Groove On
They Won't Eat Their Chicken!
We Won't Ask Sherwin-Williams
We're A Summer Style Event
Blowing Up Steven Tyler's Lips
Our Boobies Feel Good
That Lady Needs A Hangover
Whoring For Pecans
Pull Up Those Depends, Grandma! Pull Up Those Depends
Is Liza Minelli A Man?
Dead Folks Need Love, Too
Pimping My Circumcision
Take That Biscuit Back To The Baker!
Conditional Porno
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Bruce
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The Amish Pretzel Sticks (for Sue )
The Emoticon Users
We Like Doritos
Represizzlin' Facebizzle and MySpizzle and Commercials I Hazizzle, Mofizzles (The Online Snoop Dogg Appreciation Project)
I Can't Believe It's Not A Band!
America's Funniest Music Group
Trans Fat
Impacted Wisdom Teeth
Kill All Virus, Spyware, and Adware Writers
My Garlic Bread!!
Danny, Stop Humming
We've Fallen And We Can't Get Up
The Cheesebread Spectacle
Flamingo Tea
Clam Dip
Fell Through A Ruff
The Buddha Of The Tropics
Neckveins
Adventures In Music Playing
Back To The Music
Adolescent Overgrown Kung-Fu Puppies
It's Better When You Wait A Few Days
Emulated MS-DOS
Yumm-O!
Phased Plasma Rifle In The 40-Watt Range
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Fixin' To Sew A Quilt With That Amish BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYOTCH!
Suicide March Of The Wooden Soldiers
Almonds Are Deadly
Sugar Rush In My Jockstrap
Oprah's Time-Of-The-Month Tribute Band
Don't Drink That Holy Water, Pope! Don't Drink That Holy Water
Piss Baths For Piss-Ants
Pisano!, The Band
Joe Pesci Is Not A Midget
We Got
Clamydia And Other Fun Veneral Diseases
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Angry McPisseron
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Liking this Chud
www.crockerofshiit.wand Going to Gloveworld to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Cowards"} Neptune's Trousers! |
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musicman
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Don't Ask for Something I Don't Have
The Perfect Arm
Hula Hooping Hucksters
Egypt Has Pyramids
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suenewtotx
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Taking The Amish To The Rocky Horror Picture Show
That Cat Has Scabs
Will The Pope Fart At Half-Past Twelve?
We Know They Know
Peeing Without Pity
Eating Crab Lice Just For The Hell Of It
We Are Loose
Math-Tutoring Experts Are Ugly
Crack-Smoking Peanut Farmers
Five Won't Stop Blinking
Got A Headache But It's Okay
Formerly Born
Pimples Know All About It!
You'd Better
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musicman
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Reverse Physiology
Foghorn Leghorn Garage Band
Four Score and uuuuh What was I saying?
2 Tone Paint Job Purveyors
Even I No That
Quintessential Uselessness
Seventeen Herbs Only One Spice
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Feeding The Amish Salty Snacks
Sludge Biscuit
The Extracirricular Dead
Bathing In Chicken Fat
Squirrelicious!
Tyrannasaurus Cox
The Overactive Anal Glands
Sailing The Seven Seas With Cuddly Butt Pirates
That Deviant Pope
Can't Find Lice
Delusional Snapper
Two Green Chairs
The Declining Cost Of Cupcakes
Eating Grass At Two In The Afternoon
10 x 10 Really Doesn't Equal 100
Cotton Is My Downfall
Frosty Slut
Wilfred Brimley And The Diabeetus Trio
Delusional Midget
Billy Ray Cyrus, Where's Your Mullet?
TimberCock
Where's My Calzone, Papa John! Where's My Calzone!
The Decision To Neuter One's Self
Elvis' Corpse Will Rot Some More
Pubic Enemy
Dolly Parton Will Never Have Large Breasts Again
Makin' Bacon Out Of Swiss Cheese
Anal Adjective
That Bear Is Crispy
Frying Snot On St. Swithen's Day
Did Uncle Charlie Pass His Urine Test?
Throwing Clocks At Ugly People
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Angry McPisseron
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Seeing the Dentatron
That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your... FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments Money Talks, Bullshiit Walks Overactive Apocrine Glands Underactive Eccrine Glands Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional} Unflushed Urinator Unstruck Match "Phuck" is Not a Toliet Word...NOT!!! Unfinished Demo It's a BAD Word!!! |
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The Amish Shouldn't Drink And Raise Barns
Does The Pope Sleep Naked?
Eating Potato Chips While Peeing In A Cesspool
Starting Fires In Dresser Drawers
Delusional Eggplant
No More Wire Hangers!
We Are Now Available In DVD Format
Suntanning Easter Eggs 'Til They Smell Bad
Crotch Spitters
10½ Angry Llamas Are Better Than None
ÀÇ©¥Ø™…¶£¾î•€®±ß{ Means Absolutely Nothing!
Paying Homage To Ear Wax
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Bruce
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Amish vs. Mennonites: Only on PPV!
Fullscreen-Sized Dudes and Widescreen-Sized Gals
My 15-Year-Old-TV
What Is Wrong With These Pants?!
This Is A Nice Suit!!
The People Called The Maccabees
Cheesesteak World
Um, What Were We Talking About Again?
Paper Mayo
Orangie Juicy
Yes, Tess
I Don't Know No Snakes
He Used To Hurt Me And Stuff, And It Scared Me
Who Wants A Piece Of Watermelon?!
Thank You Body, Thank You Brain
Moving Objects
I'm A Dummy, Bye Bye
I'm Cool, I Got Headphones
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Angry McPisseron
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Dingleberry Soup
Shiit on a Stick Shiit on a Twirly Stick Finger Eating Good™ Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were F4660T5!!! The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers} Ruining your Evening Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs Cockroaches that Stomp Back! Fishy Animal Control Officers The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shiit!
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Amish For A Day!
The Salt Teens
Go, Pope, Go!
Yodelling And Waking Up Old Folks
The Leaky Shower Stalls
Looking For Nothing
Bowling With No Balls
It's Not Our Leather Jacket
Leaving Pencil Shavings In Ashtrays
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Don't Give That Amish A Butter Knife
I Am An Afterthought
Basking In The Afterglow
Menstruating On A Nocturnal Basis Only
Mocking My Left Nut
Donuts Don't Come Cheap
Tatoos For The Pope
Jiggle Them Nads!
E.T. And His Extra-Terrestrial Nutsack
The Jim-Bob Duggar Vasectomy Project
Please Read The Following Instruction Manual
Select Your Mode Of Disappearance
We Do Not Have All Your Septic Solutions
The Fallen
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Angry McPisseron
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Thudocity
Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa! You Broke my Toy(let) Gary who Eats Fungus The Violet LED will Bring You Scientific Technical Mystery and Emergency Light {seen on an actual spec sheet for a NUV LED from China} Snail-Slow Unracer Off-Demand Waiting for the Rinse Cycle Cat Needles Some Fungi Among I Left in the Wilderness Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches Lasting More than a Single Day As Tough as Sandy Cheeks? Chipmunk Saliva Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema
Minimum Effort Maximum Candiosity!
O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche?
Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toilet? Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium
Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from the Fairly OddParents™ episode "Baby Face"} GARY THE SNAIL!!!
Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars!
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Never Take An Amish Fishing After Midnight In July
Pheelin' Phallic
E-Mailing 10¼ Popes In Less Than 29.5 Seconds
CL 0 CL 0 CL 0 CL 0 CL 0 CL 0 CL 0 CL 0 CL 0
The Gee Daveys
Delete Ringer Program
Do Those Tits Tat?
Pimples Are Hot!
Squirrely Armpit Hairs And Other Rodent-Like Qualities
Add Nothing And Get Nothing Subtracted Nor Nothing Divided That Equals Nothing Times Nothing
Splenda For The Dead!
Condoms For The Duggars!
We Eat Molars
Broken Toothpicks Do Not Equal Broken Spleens
Squat-Thrust Ass Bust
Fonzie Will Not Sit On Your Face
Get It
We Are Not Of This Dimension
Funny Hairy Boobs!
The High-Society Penile Agility Club
Wait A Minute And Don't Look At The Naked Little Midget Trying To Fry Those Eggs In That Igloo With No Mittens And 15 Boots
Seeing What Deciding Not To Poop In That Sand Did To Those Dung Beetles
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Flowering Inferno
Corner Side Truck Stop
Machines for Peace
Twisted Hamster
Disco Balls and Overalls
If Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, I'm from Pluto
Gomer and the Goobers
Hostess Bought Drakes
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Eyebrow Dry Skin
A Sprinkling of Rudeness
Tight Shoes
Pyung!
Every Year This tree Gets Harder and Harder To Put Up
The Flimpsons
Duuuuuuude.
Toast Crumbs In the Butter
Chocolate Cake In a Bag
Bed-In For Peace
Mark David Chapman Assassination Assignment
Agent Orange
His Father's Stereo Blows!!
We're Counting Cards...We're Counting Cards....We're Counting Cards....
Home Provolone
Welcome to Waynestock!
Unleash the Fury, Mitch
Dear Ndugu
Violet Beauregarde
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Taking The Amish Gambling In Las Vegas
Growling At Lepers
Growing Pot In Luvs Diapers
Mopping My Snot
Giving The Pope A Wedgie
Bulbous Blackhead
Parade Of Germaphobes
Don't Sniff That Old Lady's Pot Roast
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Don't Let Those Amish Run Amok At Giant Eagle
Cooped Up With 10¼ Postal Popes
Enzyte Wannabes
Giving Laxatives For Party Favors
Missing One Shoe And Finding 27¾ Rotted Cupcakes
The Menopausal Nuns
Giving Bears Nothing 'Cause They Will Not Deserve It In The Next Lifetime
Pinching Pennies And Old Ladies' Saggy Butt Cheeks
25 10s Does Not Equal The Number Of Times Your Ass Needs Whooped
Drinking Valvoline Is Healthy
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Weinmaraner Marauder
Baked On Kitchen Grease Rotten Sweet Cakes Wasted Away Again In Maragritaville Bleeding Cuticles Your Breath Smells Like Fish Help! I'm Drowning! The Trivia Trappers Wedgie Pull Freakout! Flailing Our Arms As We Sing Whack That Mole Vegetarian Midgets Who Blow Fire In The Sky What Do You Want From My Life? We'll Sing But You Won't Like It Christmas Fund Matures Collect $200 There's That Guy Again We'll Stalk You For Money My Precioussssssss (say it the way Gollum from Lord of the Rings does) Crusty Hobbit Feet I Don't Want To Alarm You But... Stop, Drop and Roll! Break A Leg Then Your Face Touch My Ice Cream And Die Table Dancers Unlimited The Clumsy Waiters Scalding Hot Soup Poured Down Your Trousers Is Not Comfortable Falling 50 Feet Into A Vat Of Pudding Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp...Aaaahhhh! If Only You Could See What We Do Backstage The Modern Day Castraties Damn, Where Did I Put The Baby? The Selfish Bastard Strikes Again Farting In Your Ear The Gender Confused Sheep Corn Pone & Saxophone The Charmin Sh*tting Bears Smack My Bitch Up That A-Hole Is A-OK! What The Hell Is That? On The Rebound Your Momma's So Phat She's Got A Butt Like Mine An Itch You Can't Scratch The Steaming Butt Sausages 'Roid Rage I'll Sue Your Ass! It's Like...Uh...You Know...Um...I Don't Know Running Rampant In A Cornfield Under Quarantine Turning Tricks On The Side Amish Monkeys In Space The Salad Shooter Look Out! Here's Come Trouble Donkey In An Ape Suit |
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