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Angry McPisseron
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Clapboard Prison
The Shrivelled-Up Penises That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect Look! A Penny!!! Lighted Cigarette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee Disengaging from the Unicomplex What's that Fucking Noise?!? Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!! Unwish the Wish!!! STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!! Unblow the Blown LED Uncutting that Paper Cucaracha That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!? Supersoaker Filled with Pee The Number Bed Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid Absofuckinglutely Zero Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison Radiometer of Chemistry Sets Getting a Comb-Under Failing your Piss Test ♪ Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!! ♪ Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour? The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toliet Pipe The Doughnut of Shame The Suliban are Enemabags!!! Flushing Used Douches Down the Toliet Patricia is No Lady! Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver Disinfecting our Uvulas What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind? I Think We Need to Take Showers The Toliet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"} Toliet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!! The Nematoads {sp. intentional} The Oxygen Thieves We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!! Somebody Farted in the Projector Room For the Love of Neptune! ♪ Destroyer of Life...EMO!!! ♪ ♪ I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!! ♪ That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! Getting a Double Wandectomy Making Shiny Dog Urine Lose $$$ When you Switch Goodbye, Nationnarrow? Turd Polisher Do You Want some ABC Gum? Looking like Fartknockers Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional} Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from The Fairly Oddparents" episode "Fairly OddBaby"} Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush Whinney the Poo {note sp.} Deoxyribonucleic Acid We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks Defy Diarrhea! Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!! Piddle On What you Want To |
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Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap
11,498° Bringing the Fairies Pain Awww, Circus Peanuts!!! Bad Cow! BAD COW!!! Deadly Piss Ants The Grand Proxy Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit A Bunch of Pant-Loads Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes ♪ 24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge ♪ The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position Stay Away...From Captain Howdy! Captain Howdy's a Pedo! Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid I've Got a Special Power I'm No Ordinary Dude! Poop Chute Cleaner Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension Growing a "Rat Tail" in 2063 Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket Dri Bole {sp. intentional} The Busted Rubbers That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! {as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™} The Leaking Garbage Bags Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!} Maximum Higgentolietmuscle Week Punching Ourselves in Our Noses Nasal Tampons We're a Bunch of Pantywastes You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession} Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever Jellyfish Comrades ♪ Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party ♪ The Dynamic Mode Converters Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound Blackened, Smelly Sponges SpyBob UrinePants Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things} Cutting (Free)base I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!! {spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles! Finding High School Dropouts You Are a Piece of Crap Blowing Walltoliets off the Wall with M1000s Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toliets Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes Urinator Buddy™ Bathtub Buddy™ Sink Buddy™ Toliet Buddy™ Peeing in a Closet What Happened to the Light Bulbs? Slipping on a Banana Peeling L8r Sk8r!!! The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Houseplant Assassin Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer Getting Cooties from a Leper Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate Toliet Tank Infection The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket Deadly Walkman That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! |
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We're Going to Glove World!
I Don't Feel Tardy Go to the Sk8Park Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World! Do You Have to Go Poddy? The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper Paying a Visit to the Dentatron Alaskan Blubberhound The Jerkinators That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} Sour Balloon Smell Flushing the Hose Bib Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster Peeing in the Refrigerator The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula Taking a Dump in the Litterbox Eat and Forget Floor Lamp Lacrimation Tulip Sweat Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes Tastes like Sheetrock Miracle Small Intestine Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes Salivated Wall Cicada Micturition Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes I Will Not Comply Bowling Ball Insemination The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.} Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink? Virgo Toliet Paper Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!! Slipping in Horseradish Sauce Telephone Cuttledge Cheating to Pass a Urine Test There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death. ♪ Christmas Comes just Once this Year! ♪ ♪ As the Earth Behind You Reeks ♪ Diving into the Pool Urinal-First The Sebaceous Cysts Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese The Rug Surgeons Stanley Steamer {note sp.} Superman Demolishing a Urinal Hairdryer Emesis Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator Not the Prom, the Prom! Subaru Heavy Metal Box The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in fag bars} Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators Computer Mouse Lacrimation Satan Destroying a Stovepipe Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional} Mowing Down that Mailbox Imitation Butter Dispensers Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes! ♪ Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time ♪ (sung to the tune of "Clementine") Female Lavatory Lactation Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit Spatula Feces Shove *THIS* in your Face! This Gizmo is Faster I Declare Patty War!!! Drier than Three Hells Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional} Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Barbie Stealing a Bank Card Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is? Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes |
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♪Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire ♪
♪ Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose ♪ There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toilet tank} Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup Febreze Air Rottener Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee Maggots in the Pantry A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional} Snipping Off our Urinals ♪ Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John ♪ Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toliet! ♪ I Got an Email ♪ Drinking Skunk Milk Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.} Disposable Amoebas Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud Feel the Serving Fork Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!! Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet Disposable People Ladybugs are Brie Science Director on Ventax II Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game Disposable Elephants I Spell "Knife" with an "N" Don't Give Them what they Want You're In the Way!!! Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders We're Being Hailed by the Borg Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear! Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes Plankton's a Bungknocker SpongeBoob JismPants King Neptune Destroying a Urinal Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.} Barbie Wearing a Training Bra Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.} Krabby Patty Disease Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!} Finding some Fairly NewParents" and Flushing their Toliet Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!? Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes Uranated Showerhead {note sp.} Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes ♪ Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!! ♪ Defoliating the Skin Damselfly Insemination Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic! Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toliets Moon Rocks of Fury Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!! Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes That's Dorky!!! Flush the Fucking Toilet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional} Salivation of Computer Mouses Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes Grass in the Radiator Grille You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!! Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud Stay Out of Our Dreams!!! Don't...Touch...Anything! |
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Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes
Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes Buying Moon Sand to Eat Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober www.muzzyadults.cum Shannon Loves Freddy Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!" Unlucky Charms When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick Cantaloupe Under the Ocean Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That? Camel Pee in a Cup Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes Merry Sniffmas! The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional} "Peggy" the Pirate We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube} Rock Top Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket More Higgentolietmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At Remembering a Baby Cow Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!? Jail Bars made of Marshmallow Flushing Rocks down Toliets for Christ Sakes Superman Destroying a Bathtub Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes Hit It with Motor Oil Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again What the Phuck is "OMG"?!? Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk He's Got Stankfoot Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!! Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock The Doughnut of Shame Is C3PO a Robot Faggot? Everything's Not Shipshape! The Crusty Plate is Indestructible Hari Kari Kamakazi Auf Wiedersehen Diet of Garbage Food Flamedramon's a Queerbate Drake Parker has a Rash Eating a Doodle Cake Black Metal It's Neutronium, Dammit!!! Not the Remote, the Remote Porche {from "The Mighty B"} Sounds like a Lezzy Stuck in Your Craw Funkyvillage Jitterbug-O-Rama Eternal Garbage of the Dirty Soul ♪ Absorbent and Yellow and Soaked with Rat Pee ♪ Riding the Little Bus {the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards} Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections ♪ Respect the Badge ♪ ♪ Fear the Gun ♪ Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches Crickets Chirping at Noon Photograph Lactation The Krusty Kabbage Gwen has Chicken Pox Socker Mother's Minivan |
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Yucky Legpit Puddles
Drinking Dog Water Superhero Sidekick Leave the Wheel Listener's Club ♪ Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!! ♪ She Stomps at Night Chewing Juicy Fag Gum Touch but Don't Move Polly Want a Used Douche! Alligator Hockey Raptor Baseball Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!! ♪ You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!! ♪ iCan't Go Diarrhea Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub ♪ Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws! ♪ That Clogged Toliet Rulz!!! Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It! Finding a Letter or Three The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas A Matter of Timer SEIU is Pussywhipped! I'd Like to Buy a "G" Selling a Dirty Towel My Dog Has Cicadas Santa Clause Flushing a Toliet Bird Spoon Hexagonal Giraffe Cornflake Festival Chipmunk Serrated Knife Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional} Dog Fork Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional} Lose a Turn! Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster I Live in a Mop Dying for Pie No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional} Starfleet Nugget Squidward Destroying a Urinal Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toliet Paper Holder Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap} "The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped! As Is!!! Carmelising a Chicken McNugget Get the 8 Ball!!! Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes ♪ There Goooes...The Crimson Chin! ♪ Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING! ♪ Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel! ♪ Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park? Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken {spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs! Fishbulb Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss? We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS} Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!! Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage Batman Destroying an Antenna Array Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toliet Remote-Controlled Vomitorium Shrek Sweat |
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Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional}
This Offer *IS* Available in Stores Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional} Going to a Fishuneral Splenic Lavage Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop ♪ Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!! ♪ Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional} ♪ Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain ♪ {note sp.} Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does Kick Start & Turn Me Over We Aren't the Robots! Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee Reflection is Automatic The Buttlords Rat Oblivion The Poddy Song Penile Detergent Bleeding Socks Hooray for Mylar! Mounted Police ≠ Horse Pigs When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD! Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight Who's the Late Turd Burglar? Dropping a Stool in the Pool Ogre Micturition NO, Baby!!! Legpit Underwear Pads Cold Water Slime Sysop Sweat Laser Nebulae Twisted Brother Black Floyd Neutering a Picture Tube Venomous Poison We're All Faggots!!! Poisonous Venom A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank} Annoying a Broom Shoe Testicle Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes Is Mermaid Man a Homo? Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"} Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane Dominator++ Egg Harness Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes The Bus Melted My Socks! Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge? Braiding Our Toliets Shampooing a Squirrel Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"} Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner Fresh Bad Avacado PCAT {said like "pee cat"} Cactus Impersonator Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy Hydrogenated Potheads The Pee Spuds Lenscap Hoars What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like? Squeeze Boobs!!! Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi Oversee Unmatch & Destroy |
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We Don't Feel Tardy!
Tree Inseminators Superzapper Discharge Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional} Born Again Idiot Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot? Trapped...Out of My Element Incendiary Bushes Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it} Salty Teeth Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole Click!!! Arrested Development Acting Like Nothing's Wrong Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial) The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional} Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge Flowers in the Dustbin Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe! Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light! Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard Aspirin Toliet Fizzy Urinal My Little Poo-Poo Book Stop Morning Wood!!! Rat Tail Comb Attack! Prefrontal Lavage Testicular Shampoo Savage Vacuum Colonic Rabies Hypodermic Pepsi Fizzy Urinator Defecated Underwear Models Have You Seen this Slug? Get a Cup of Coughea Poddy Off, Poddy Yellowjacket Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases Cupajoe Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly Kofy {pronounced like "coffee"} Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulators} Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine! Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"} Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp Not the Douche, the Douche!!! Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists DumbWAV Converter Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid} A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee Corporate Douche ?SOME PATHETIC CRINGING LITTLE MILKSOP (A REAL BUTTKNOCKER) LOADED A BUNCH OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER ENEMABAGS IN THE BOTTOM RACK OF THE DOUCHEWASHER, MELTED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, AND DESTROYED A $24,587.70 MACHINE ERROR IN 24575 READY. |
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He or She Smells Like a Bus
Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional} Netscrape v4.79 R-Place is YouR-Place Too Aural Enema Sewer Pickles of H8Red Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky? Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern Dogs Pissing on Tyres Lighting Candy Cigerettes Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano Fighting the Fighters Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing Pooping in the Shampoo Piddle Parsnip Lipstick Micturition The Constipated Giraffes Missy is Phun to Molest Who Wants to be a Pennyaire? You've Got UsedEneMail!!! Sclera is Brie As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco Wake Up Micturating Eating Out of the Cistern Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves! Throwing Our Dog Water Neon Darks The Woman Machine Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves! Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00 Eyelash Stilleto Knife Feel the Tablespoon Lisol: Infect to Unprotect With Culturebifidus Regularis The Ass Gaskets {toilet seat covers} Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties! Accordion Hosebags The Bagpipe Blasters He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck! Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters Illogic Probe These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise He's Jim, Dead! Sysop Lacrimation Pissicus It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener Using Resolve Without a Vacume My Poo Poo Cup My Menstrual Mug My Perspiration Tube My Vomit Vase Frank Incense Poppa Boyl My Cum Dumpster Waytoochatty Cathy ♪ He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag ♪ ♪ She's Got a Robust Purse ♪ LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise} Typhoid Marianne Urinous Piddle Violet "Lazer" of "Dume" Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy Watching TV Underwater Butt Whyy Per! |
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Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers
Ginko is Good for the Bladder Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes! The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional} ♪ You Run Around like a Paper Towel ♪ It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like 400 Teraquads of Crap A Dog Pushing a Wagon Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"} Urenal Sysop General Douchebaggery Extreme Asshattery Pothead Scotthead Who's Got Malaria? USB Dog Turds The Nitrogenated Penguins Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball Quit Chalking and Start Talking Get the Eight Ball! The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"} Getting Crabs from a Toliet Paper Dispenser Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor My Spittle Sysop Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.} The Flooded Defecals Ashtray Lavage Urine Trouble! Screwdrivers of Destitution Plad to the Bone Flammable Puppies Urochrome for Lepers May Cause Fecal Injury Uranated VHS {note sp.} Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury Test for Battery Poop Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil Apple Falling Far from the Tree Uranated Carrot {note sp.} Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag! MegaFon {sp. intentional} Rat Emesis Giving Triks to a Rabbit Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer Nasal Soap Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit Annoying a Pushbroom Screaming Overhead Projector Making Fun of the Amish R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button C3PO Lives in my Sinuses Flushing Trout down a Toliet Wastepaperbasket Incandescence Invisible Sirius Batman Destroying a Cistern Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Cleaning Their Water Closet Tape Dispenser Enuresis Squeezing Boob Pus Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.} Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears Partial Pillow MNO Stopwagon Penile Pustules Rusty Syringe Micturating LED Desk Lamp Cirrhosis of the Bladder Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair Water Closet Lavage Sitting on a Time Bomb |
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This Ear Hair Remover is Brie
Waiting By the Sink Seeing the Trees for the Woods ♪ Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!! ♪ Gastric Uranation {note sp.} PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional} When the Bullet Hits the Phone Inseminator I Optically Image Hummingbirds Are Brie Warfarin is Rat Poison! Deal or Deal? Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases ♪ Put a Little Love in Your Urethra! ♪ Invisible Stormtroopers The Intelligenttolietmuscles Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator Having Dain Bramage Satan is a Soft Fabric Satin is the Devil Frown for the Camera Wishing Well Lavage That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer The Knarks are Squeaky Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water We Live in Mops This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional} Sheliak Corporate Douche Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change Give that Turd Burglar an Enema The "Poo-Poo On the Toliet Seat" Band Disco Vacuums Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!! Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!! Urine & Acetic Acid Fecal Alcohol Syndrome Corn Poop Peecup Viva Uriñator Loud Face Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche Flush the Johñ! Contro Flexible Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"} Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation? Busted Eyeglasses Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead! Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt Pressure! Dañger!!! Remote-Controlled Learnatorium Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee Stepping in Wolf Shit Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray! Urine Banana Micturition Apple Out of Coñtrol Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee? KwH Meter Revulsion The Homophobic Holograms Smell-O-Cards Squirtgun Traffic Cameras Holy Shit Batman!!! ♪ Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos ♪ ♪ Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder! ♪ Water Church Co-pilots Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong! Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!! Never Use Blue Without Black Rat Pellet Gun Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche |
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Piddle Satan
Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!! Are We Watering Snausages Today? Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator Inverted Chickens Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock! Urea Heap Flamingo Mayonnaise Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern Drowning in Cat Piddle Fish Fork Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission Beelzemon's Little Day (obscure Digimon reference here) Flashlight Battery Hoars King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator Hubcap Destructor The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator Smells like Used Dooshes {sp. intentional} Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes Charma Kameleon Sitting Naked by the Phone Hooray for Acrylic!!! Verses & Delusion Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair Boy George Without Makeup H8red Is an Addiction Shampooing a Fireplace Uranating the Dog {note sp.} Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Shampee Shampiss Shampidde Shampoddy SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple Moderate Asshaberdashery Cupatimmy Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head} Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee Have a Drink On You! Tree Uranation {sp. intentional} Flat Tyre Beer Toliet Dentition Stealing a Bone from the Dog Gastric Micturition Mouldy Slippers Axillary Lavage Patellar Collapse Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe Such Douche-Tastic Friends Spachela! All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Carburetor Lavage Phear the Dirty Uranator! Black Gears of H8Red Blindly Touching Her Boobs Uricide Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross? Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional} Spanking the Blue Whale Peeing Uranated Glass Marble Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate ¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta! Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs Coffee and Cremation Viva Uriñal Toliet Tank Drunkard Coaxial Schmoaxial Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker! Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids |
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Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano
Juvenile Radiation Clinic Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks 4:20 Giving Him Cooties Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide A Baseball in a Wood Chipper Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe! Cum Guzzling Gutterslut Splenic Uranation {note sp.} That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer! A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo Micturition of the Solar Plexus {girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!! Butt Sandwich Implosion Is it YouTube or YourTube? Food Crook Asshole Thermometer Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig} ¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!! Rock Inseminator Sumophilia The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets Preparation B for the Bunghole Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!! The Milk has Gone Off Iron Legionnaire Telling the World to Fuck Off! Juggernaut Post-Menstrual Princess Reds Phone Sys: The Douched Moose {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!} Hypnos III Cupamichael Sucking Up Dead Socks Westwood Perspiration Screaming Down the Hobo Shack Uranium Uranator Pissing the Bed for Science Lazing 'Round the TV Tulip Lactation Shooting some Stick Volume Vacuum Bungholio in One or Two Elektroshock Kardiogramm Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key! Sk8 or Be Termin8ed Killing The Last Ninja Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling} You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"! Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends Laser Galvos of Doom Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes Switch 1,053,000 Looping is for Faggots Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel The Green Lantern Destroying a Toliet Seat Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove} Pubic Enema #2 ¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes ?DIVISION BY ZERO ERROR IN THE TOLIET BOWL Total and Complete Asshaberdashery Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb Febreze Vacuum Rottener Batman Demolishing a Uranator Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot! Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin |
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Wonder Woman Demolishing a Dustcart
Yo, wassup homes? Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes Little Wheels (Not Turning) Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal Santa's Little Harmer VHS Video Hypnotic Blindly Touching Her Boobs Class IV: The Toylet Carrot Rope Deadman's Switch Disengage This Popcycle Freezes Real≠Unreal Ripping a Band-Aid Off No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause Boneless Accordions Icycle Insomnia We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile. Bring the Dissonance Borg Academie Kitty on Death's Patio Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Flush It Football Isn't for Sissies! Killswitch Rejoice Halleluja Water Closet Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional} Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes! The Homo Telephones Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional} My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich Fireflies in Discord You're a Douche You're a Douche! ¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo! Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes The Unsanitary Napkins The Pee Bottle Bomber "Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional} The Sweaty Ramekins Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional} Perspiring like a Policeman Sweaty Furkins Praying to the Porcelain God Is Bender Really a Queer? Koji Minamoto, It is Time Mouldy Loaves and Fishes I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies! The Homophobiacs The Dickheads The Homo Phones NeoSporan Pain Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Bowler's Pee The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza) Hillbilly Snatch Punk Piss Boob Pus Rhino Clit The Butt Dumplings Golfer's Lacrimation You Seafood Inappropriately The Hidden Enemy Tree Sweat Tour de Dillhole MyDeath.com Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control Vaginabooklet.com Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt} Blindly Touching Her Ears |
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Carbohydrate Proteene
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Perspire In Your Socks! Penilemagazine.edu Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional} Urine Luck THE F46607$ Telephone Sweat Phosphor Bedspread Venemous Sunglasses The Hearing-Ear Cats Scotch Tape for Lepers Cathy Withekay {Kathy with a 'K'} Pillowcase Enuresis Gee Your Hair Smells like Camel Urine! Lezzy Lacrimation {"lesbian tears"} Meowing Because We're Hungry The Fudge Bunny {slang term for a cat fece} The Sissified Cum Drinkers Pyss & Mone {sp. intentional} Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Early-April Barbecued Telephones You Can't Spell "Figurine" without "Urine" Santa Claws Poisoned by Lederhosen in Black I Feel Like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine Barbecuing Pay Telephones for Christ Sakes Giving Barney the Purple Toliet Dinosaur some Nice Barney Acid Teepz Coffee Penus Shooting Western Tiger Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars (larvae) for Satan Sakes The Weenbags Spilt Milk A.I.D.S...That's What You Get when You Put a Penus Up Your Ass!!! Poopinary Incontinence ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UN SILLÓN DE RUEDAS!!! Having Surgery on Your Tallywhacker Pissinary Incontinence Stomping on Mourningcloak Butterfly Caterpillars (larvae) for Christ Sakes Cancer of the Asshole Shooting Seagulls Out of the Sky With Bottle Rockets ♪ Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪ Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Wolf Piss Tegretol Cirrus Getting Toasted on Guilmon's Grill Hotmail is for Fagots {sp. intentional} Whistling Pete Enema Evel has No Disguise {sp. intentional} There's a Hole in the Bucket Clap Your Feet (thud!, thud!) You Just Wanna Say, "Aww Fv¢k It" I'll Take "Fag Bashers" for $200 Please Alex! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Stale Giraffe Urine! Stop and Smell the Flours {sp. intentional} Butt...Hole...Butt...Hole...O Yayayaya!!! As...Much...{And Butthole...Butt...Hole!} Gluttons for Punishment Everytime You Spank the Monkey, Satan Kills a Sperm Whale! Pop Rocks Singer Flush the Fucking Toliet, Douchebag! Gee, Your Hair Smells Like a Fudge Bunny Subcommander Teste Sucks Big Walrus Nads Gumball Machine Micturition Tempest® in a Water Closet Admiral Byrd Eats Eggs Stomping on Sphinx Moth Caterpillars (larvae) for Christ Sakes Nai Can't Uranate! {note sp.} Every Time You Flush a Toliet, God Kills a Fece Piddle You, This Cheezeburger Really Reeks!!! Gonorrhea of the Knockers Dead Tacos Bell-Grande Top Ticking the Titty Tat! The Douchenemabags Who Smote Thee Down? |
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Captain Proton to the Rescue!
Koji Minamoto, Go to the Forest Terminal! Snail Micturition Urinous Hose Bib Who Peed on My Toothbrush? Ding Dong the Uranator's Dead! {sp. intentional} Metropolice {pronounced like, "metropolis"} You Must Go to the Beach Terminal Stop Fucking My Lettuce or Captain Positron will Inseminate Your Bathtub Foul Neocortex Discharge Once Bitten, Twice Smitten All Wight! Rho Sritched Mg Kegtops Awound? Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Lance Corporal Antiproton will Perspire in Your Soup I Shalt Not Smite this Gazelle Massenguillotine Panty Leakers Stinky Sneakers That Clock is Faslow! Slipper Micturition Fore!(play) Toothbrush Sweat Faggedaboutit Boot Micturition Stop Fucking the Uranator or Captain Antilepton will Pee on Your Doorknob Wanna Get Bad? Baby, When the Toliet Seat's Up! Out through the In Door Calculator Lacrimation Dropping a Fudge Bunny Behind a Tree Faget Erotic Pumpkin Vomitus Tinkle Opposite of "On", Tinkle Caddisfly Larvae Violinist On the Wall Cockroach On a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Edward Diagonalcutterhands Wingpit Deodouriser for Hummingbirds Zombie Giraffe Larvae Front Porch Stenosis Self-Deflating Towels Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes A Glass Full of Worm Sperm Radio that Plugs Into Your Nutsack Inverted Cheerios Perfume for Your Rats Semisolid Crayons Lawn Mower Emesis Sex! Drugs!! Satan!!! Disposable Biscuits Sentient Screaming Valance Drinking Directly from the Milk Jug Carbonated Pane ♪ Santa Ana is Coming to Town! ♪ Wet Humanitarian Scalding Dog Smoke Sacrificing Your Ghetto Blaster to Satan Foul Pinball Machine Odour Neutering a Light Bulb While It's Burning The Studly Hoars {sp. intentional} Snowmobile Micturition Bean-Eating Elderly Mortified Coffee Table Enuresis of the Cathode Ray Tube Secretary of the Bladder Reporters that Hate Snow Malfunctioning Blenders Featured on YouTube Stop Fucking my Outlet or Captain Positron will Puke in Your Underwear Drawer My Vacuum Tubes are Demanding to be Spayed! Night Light Death Ray My Pissinary Bladder's Been Shot! Eureka! I've Found the Vacuum Bags!!! Barney the Dinosaur's a Pedo Who Turned those Light Bulbs into Dark Bulbs? Megabyterapers |
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Buckets of Calico Halibut
Inverted Polaric Ion Therapists Sweating Volcano Urinous Showerhead ♪ Kimm Cardassian ♪ Puttles in His Pittles Excreting Richard Nixon Sacrificing Ducks to King Neptune Devouring Our Axillae Igniting Damselfly Nymphs (larvae) for Christ sakes ♪ We Excrete Our Armpits & Eat George's Bushes ♪ Deodourant Popcycle Bone with Aspirin Rotting Wheelchair Purple is Extremely Noisy Liquid Helicopter Exploding Lice in my Laundry Scalding Dog Doodie The Kitty is Licking Her Kitty Hairless Wild Boars Scooby Dooby Doo-Doo! Two Hundred Cups of Coffee Urinous Fucking Rose Bush Licking Moose Antlers Robot Turds Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane Java Sweat TV's Kyle Sucks Big Walrus Cock Piss You! That Pussy {not 'cat'} Stinks!!! Carbonated Pet Rats Volcanic Hirsutism Exploding Liquid Paper Automated Light Bulb Destructor Frozen Walker on a Stick Fucking Antimatter Fucking Blows Time Flies like an Arrow...Fag Flies Like Bananas Unclogging a Toliet with an Alligator Cats Landing on Saturn The Cow Jumped Over the Sun Bloodcurdling Preying Mantids Sadder than a Witch in a Vacuum Cleaner Factory Sweeping Up Cockroaches for God Sakes Encrustulated Milk Jug Polymer Typewriter Shoes that Sweat Don't Tell Mom The Tampon's Dead Riboflavin-Flavoured Yogurt Satanic HVAC Tech Tampon Bathysphere Sentient Young Vomiting Valence Flattened 'Pepsy' Can Liquid Plumbr Enema Milk Has No Penus Playtex Bathyscape Liquid Mullet Battlestar Tampax Selsun Sultan Showing a Dildo to a Faggot Hudson Horstachio is a Piss Ant Wiping a Booger on Barbara Striesand Burglars & Scones Chair Urin8r Catheters Copulate Noisily There's No 'I' in 'God' Cleanax Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Kittens I Can Shit a Crescent Roll Drāno Enema Peckerweasel Diaper Repairman Chainsaw Enema Uranated Tampon {note sp.} Bank Tylenol Fizzy Toliet Goodbye Porpoise |
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Hazardous Redwood
Urinal Explosion Spazzy Sink Tampax Astronaut Blackened Fish Tail Yak Vomitus Loud Chair {toliet} Fishtank on the Floor {toliet} Terra Cotto Salami Hardware Make the Dance Foam Urine Douchebucket Mr.SnausageSniffer SpongeBoob HypodermicPants Stealing a Bag of Cheat-O's {note sp. & intentional misuse of the apostrophe} Terror Destructor sh*tting Out Krabby Patties for Christ sakes! Piss Flute Aural Assault Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.} PHUQ & YR K47 TU! Studly Collars of H8Red The Nippular Area That's MISTER gay person to You & Don't you Forget That! Douche Bikini Playtux® Dying® Mittens {a spoof on Playtex® Living® Gloves} The Boobal Area Eu de Poontang We're So Coral! The Diaper Bandits Smells Like Nookie Monkey On Your Penus {sp. intentional} Tastes Like Piss Ants The Dead Socks Peanuts in My Underwear Drawer Big Ears Like a Ferengi This Book Light Tastes Like Emesis Puppy Mills that Breed Cicadas The Busted Sissy Sticks Grasshopper on a Frozen Nitrium Roof SHY-Oh-Lay Toa-LYE-It Where's the Maggots? Nocturnal Defecation I Guess Tummz is Temporary The Seven Year Bitch Diabeetus {as Willard Brimhole would pronounce it} Duke is Not a Rat Perianal Nappy Itch The TV Tube is Pregnant Conducting Insulators Uranated Goldfish {note sp.} We Aren't Peckerheads! Triolic Waves of Love International Corduroy Uranating on the Machine {note sp.} Masturbating Tampon Parade Bookmarking Our Bungholes Salty Peckerwood Fire Comes from Firemen I Am Asshole, Hear Me Roar! URANAL!!! URANAL!!! {sp. intentional} Narcoleptic Cereal Bowl Kissing the Black Gear Satan's Duotronic Robots Fixing Your Plate Because It's Broken Stinks Like Preteen Spirits Kotex U-Boat Redwood Solids Bruce Willis Shooting a Toliet You Can't Spelll 'TAURINE' Without 'URINE' Wonder Woman Destroying a Telephone Eucalyptus Impersonator |
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Dog Urine Splenic Freeze
Orange Crush Necrosis The Green Lantern Demolishing a Light Bulb Naked Supermodel Chunks Telepathic Piddlehead C-3PO Lives in my Armpit Unicorn Fart Pastry Washing Your Dishes in the Toliet You're Alligator Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Tenna Twirl The Invisible Woman is a Twat! Leaky Bush Pail DVDs that Sweat Wrecked Pussy ≠ Trashed Tabby Maximum Candiosity to the Sewer Pipe! Go Five Light-Femtoseconds and then Hang a Left He Used to Smoke 9 Packs of "Siggerets" a Day! Viva Moñitor HypnoSphere™ What's Wrong With the Kitchen Sync? {note sp.} Crashing the Gay Little Styrofoam Airplane into a Chair Light Meters of Destruction The Five Horsemen Lederhosen in Blood-Red Fire Ants on the Toliet Seat HypnoTrapezoid™ This Cube is Full of Rage and Scrod! Camera Micturition Neocortex Lavage Satanic Floating Eyeball The Goldfish are Squeaky Flushing Moose Antlers Down Toliets Trance-O-Tron™ Rhododendron Spiller Naked Walrus (Leaving a Shit) The Lubricated Snausages Babie Fat Tree Larvae Myrna the Translucent Cocktail Waitress has Clearly Drank Her Last Boat! The Douche Song Sand Mustard Faggy Phone Thug The Litterbox Song Song Femtotubular "F" Cockroach Resort Suite Blowing EAROMS for Fun & Profit Assume the Pole Position™ The Burning Tobacco-Using Firearm My Poo is Deformed!!! What's Wrong with my Peanut?!? The Surfactant is Flat! That Beer is a Liar Don't Feed the Squeaky Mouses! Give that Amish a Douche Squeaky Porch Clocks Perhaps the Code is Incorrect Bad Titmouse!!! Shame on You!!! ♪ Oooo, Certified Honeybuns! ♪ Pasghetti & Meattesticles {sp. intentional} Horse Pig {mounted police officer} ♪ I Say...Minimum Effort, Maximum Dave ♪ Electronic Booger Detector Shaving with Rusty Gillettes I'm Not your Superhero! We Shall Not Speak of this Agane! {sp. intentional} You Insult Our Ways! Easy, Stick Boy! The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter Bessie Higgenbottom Looks like a Lezzie His TC is Too Low ♪ Get Off your High Horse & Come to the Party ♪ Salty Pit Drippings Make Yourself Invisible |
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Hard Stool? Try Docusate!
Pat, I'd Like to Buy a Towel! He Shoots Up Piddle with Clean Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice} He Eats Pampler's Brand Premenstrual Disposable Diapers! We Don't Like You Magical Urine Shower Anthraxosis Mr. Krabs Digging Change out of a Toliet Cactus Nymphs Superman Demolishing a Urinal Revelationarama Eucalyptus Killer Eeeee-Bola! {shouted like the guy in the Ricola commercial} Slower than Sloth Shit Wrapping Christmas Water Burned Replicated Bird Meat Spectrometer of Doom Dia-rrh-ea Cha Cha Cha! Leaving the Lamp Unflushed We Aren't Greenhorns Phlushing Lite Bubs Doen Toylets {all words intentionally misspelled} ♪ We're Off to See the Lizard, the Wonderful Lizard of Id! ♪ Bowling for Barium Enemas Coffee Cups Full of Micturition Getting a Suntan on Venus The Shark Attack Broom Flushing After 3:37am NO WRONG!!! Brown Magic (this is what you get when the toilet's flooded!) Whirlm without a Dream ♪ A Sprinkle a Day, Helps Keep Cooties Away! ♪ Elequis Gives You Equine Teeth! ♪ Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty, Mr. Dirty Black Magic Eraser ♪ Panty Sweat Dry Cleaner Rescue (hosted by Toliet Taphpher) Electrochemical Hosebag Pepsi Bottle Microscopes The Merferator Light aka. the Unsurefire Squidward Tortellini Dr. Pepper Bottle 3-D Glasses iDon't Go Poo-Poo Time to Feed the Garbear Sketchers Tenny Shoes Bite! Sarah Likes to be Phist Phucked Kellog's Grab & Stay Cereal Packs Ahhhhh!!! Right in the Beak!!! |
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Throwing a Cicada Down a Manhole
Electronic Fishbulb Pat, I'd Like to Sell a Vowel Invisible Sweat Brick (Shit)house Table Lamp Emesis Biochemical Lacrimation Rotten Dog Odour Piss Satan Electromechanical Nerds Vacuum Nads Infected Piss Weasel Penile Gang Member There's a Rat on the Cat Tree! Ambien Walrus Wet Cat Smell Toothpaste For Dinner...Daily! Zealotry Sparking Up a J Scrambled Afterbirth Vulcan Thumbfuck Transfinancial Eau De Toliet {sp. intentional} The Toliet Muscles Pain in the Diodes Doobie Enuresis Digeredon't Eau De Armpit Warm Carbonated Micturition Reconstituted Faggots Powdered Sink Instant Toliet -- Just Add Mud Fizzy Dentifrice The Pail Pale Will Refuse to Take Out the Refuse Because the Reign Starts to Rain (note intentional misuse of homophones & allophones) Hooray for Asphalt! Nair Alibi Mayonnaise Hardon Broken Ketchup Pre-Menstrual Mustard Yellows Green Jello Rulz!!! Deodouriser Hummingbirdbone with Aleve Taking a Plop in the Punchbowl Piñator is a Fucking Balloon for Christ Sakes! That Pizza is Brie Urin8r Destroyr Who's the Unsub? The San Juaquin Valley Urinator Strikes Again Tennis, Antibody? Chromodynamic Geeks Axe Anticavity Douche ♪ Call the Tax Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain! ♪ There's a Dead, Dead Helicopter...You Can Smell It With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Neodyne Nerds Toilet Manibusdick (John Hancock) Carburetor Sweat The Potheads (pronounced, "poa'THEEDS") The Potheads (pronounced, "POT'heads") Shoo Majick The Flowers are Sunny Battling a Nasty PTI Plush Bombs Fembot Sweat Togemon's Needle Spray will Hospitalise You! Cat in a Warm Cardboard Box Uranated Lawn Gnome (note sp.) Add 6 Cups of Lye Antelope Sweat Mad Dog 20/20 Disease Pissed-Off Basketballs Pissed-On Bubblegum |
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Kyubimon's a Lezzy!
Climbing Into the Dustcart from Hell Yes, We Have No Firearms Cleaning Your Dentures in the Toliet Barking at Saturn Poopy, POOPY Paper Towels The Cheerios Bee is So So Queer, You Can Smell It While You Steer! Why Isn't Q-Ball a Faggot? ♪ No Bear Bear Stop Peeing On My Socks! ♪ What's Up with the Vinculum? Puppy Sweat The Dingleberries That Marinator is So So Filthy, You Can Hear it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Jell-O Creamatory There's a Poopy Poopy Litterbox, You Can Hear It With Your Socks Butt Sandwich Heiney Phat Phree Toliet {all words intentionally misspelled} WASTOIDS -- The Curiously Urinous Mints Asshole Chair Vengeance Metal Saturn on Hell Tastes Like Sweat Cream Cheeze There's a Dead, Dead Battery...You Can Hear it With Your Flattery! ♪ Who Lives in a Whizzer Inside the Abyss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪ ♪ Who's Uranated and Soaked with Cat Piss? (SpermBoob PeePants) ♪ Stop Fucking My Microwave or Subcommander Pikachu will Flush Your Toliet! Pig Benis Rig Bubber Batteries from Hell The Guy who Wrote the Song Being Piddled-Off and Breaking a Broom Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Mechanically Seperated Chicken Antiproton Soup Instant Nonphat Urinal -- Just Add Piss! 57 Maggots Neutron Hosebag Sample Text Stop Inseminating My Fireplace or Subcommander Antilepton will Barf in Your Salad Secondary Hull Lavage Duct Tape Doesn't Fix a Damn Thing! The Uranated Coffee Mugs (note sp.) The Enterprise is So So White, You Can Smell it With Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Dying Rose Bush Lactation Envelope Emesis Hooplah! Hooplah! Hoo*SPLAT!!!* PISS YOU!!! There's a Dead Mouse Behind the Wall Free Cockroaches! Pecker Pecker Pumpkin Wrecker Piss Cauliflower Velvet Asshaberdasher Stop Ejaculating Into My Milk Jug or Captain Tachyon will Pee In Your Armpits Shampiss Shampiddle Shampee Shampoddy Shampoo! Cardiac Cuttlege Sweeping the Ceiling Cleanax Micturition You're Orange Julius Stink's {syntax errors intentional} Arrested Java Shampoo Muttonchops from Heaven Cleaning Toliet Sludge Off the Chandelier Mopping the Dishwasher Vaccuming the Fishtank Trump is a Douchenoozle Waxing the Lawn The Rascalators Ironing the Toliet Kilauea and the Fourteen Fissures Shampooing a Giraffe Stop Ironing My Socks or Lance Corporal Antilepton will Puke in Your Shirt Drawer Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal! |
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?OVERFLOW OF THE TOLIET ERROR {sp. intentional}
Dry Cleaning Our Prefrontal Lobes Smell Ya Later Computator! Stop Desecrating My Underwear or Subcommander Antimuon will Ejaculate into Your Laundry Basket Uranating a Fireplace {sp. intentional} Shampooing the Toliet Force-Feeding Cigarette Stubs to a Dustbin Kicking Candelabras Off the Ceiling Setting Fire to Cicadas for Satan Sakes Maximum Candiosity to the Pulse Laser! Foul Cerebrum Odour Extinguishing Smudge Pots for Christ Sakes Hairy Nutsack Explosion The Big Yucking Fucky Piss Stain Band Stop Vacuuming the Toliet or Subcommander Pothead will Ignite Your Silverware Drawer The Greenhorns are Squeaky ♪ They Call Me Dilute Urine! ♪ (quite rightly) Mopping a Moose Piss You what's that Horrible Smell?!? O never mind, it's just the lightswitch Flushing Your Sin Sticks Down to Hell Fawn on a Cold Talgonite Ceiling Paricium is some High-Tech Shit The Cat Tree's Passing Micturition Again Rusty Vacuum Cleaner Bag Stop Flushing My Dishwasher or Captain Antipikachu will Throw Away Your Salad Tongs Sandwiches Clogging Up the Fireplace That Pot Pipe has So Much Resin You Can Hear It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Eating Sandy Duncan's Boobs Washing Dirty Ashtrays Over the Garbage Compactor Defecating into a Wheelie Bin Eating Soup with Molten Spoons Leaving Lighters Out in the Pail Moonlight {misuse of homophone intentional) Disinfecting Our Praying Mantis Nymphs The Papasan is an Asshaberdasher Igniting Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Satan Sakes Douching Out the Dryer with Whitewash Over There's a Poopy Diaper; You Can Feel It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Mopping the Chandelier Shooing Away Hummingbird Moths for Pete Sakes Hairy Panties Canon Coolpix Cameras are Brie Windows XP -- Are You Shitting Me? Drink like the Cleaning Lady Does...Directly from the Chlorox Jug! The Destitution of Smaug Ignorance of the Flowerpot Smells Like Burning Plastic Using Only ½ a Cup of Regular Bleach -17° and No Air Conditioning Rat Squished by a Hide-A-Bed Santa Clause Leaving a Shit Down a Chimmney Toxic Fireplace Syndrome Hosing Down a Dipsty Dumpster with a Shotgun Poisonous Lederhosen in Orange Burning Cigarette Stubs Melting a Wax Wall Uranator {sp. intentional} Bathing in Warm Doormouse Poddy Peach Pit Stenosis Girls Don't Got Rythm Cat Piss Fever ♪ Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Dr. Pecker! ♪ Flipping Satin the Birdie {sp. intentional} I 8 PP Stop Shooting My Stove or Subcommander Testicle will Flush Away Your Dinner Forks SAMPLE TEXT HERE Cardiac Uranation {sp. intentional} Over There's a Diet Pepsi; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Your Nose is Bleeding; Better See a Gynaecologist! Putting New Satan Sheets on the Bed {sp. intentional} Pedophiles are Brie Smoke Like a Chimney Rat Piddle Hyperthermia Lighting M80s and Throwing Them into Sinks |
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Vaccum Cleaners Clogged with Rat Fur
Hydrofluoric Acid Douche Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh Under the Mailbox {sp. intentional} Sweat Farm Air Freshener Baleen with Viagra Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter! The Dog's Bollocks have Popped That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane! Panda Bear Lacrimation Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema Narrow++ Stepping in Cricket Doody Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes Top Ticking the Titty Tat! Is it Kleanex or Cleenax? (Tree) Bucket of Concrete Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber Satin is Cute Corporal Antilepton Sysops Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve Bush Pail The Comfort Blanket is Micturating Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium! Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle Being Booted Off the Blunderbus Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack Bust a Cap in Your Socks Disposing of Shittake Toadstools Dew the Do! Carbonated Beetles Over There's a Pretty Cat. You can Smell it Where You Shat. There's a Dog Fece on the Cat Tree! ♪ The Faggot on the Bus Goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪ Gee Your Hair Smells like Tarantula Pee! Piss Ants "Я" Us Bad Titmouse! Shame On You! Bowl of Cheerios with Water Instead of Milk ♪ Santa Clause is Going...to Shit! ♪ These Train Tracks Smell like Snausages {Spoken like that asinine red muppet Elmo} Uh o! Who Wants to Die? Antelope Micturition Cauliflower Sweat Tablet PC Bulemia Telephone Diuresis Ewww! Meteor Shit! There is No "I" in Cleanax Giving the Cat an Enema I Live in a Swiffer Wet Jet The Sonars ♪ The Toilet on the Bus Goes Flush Flush BOOM!!! ♪ Merry Fishmas Lemon Zester Insemination Greenteeth Corded Earphones ♪ Three Little Mittens They Lost Their Kittens ♪ Biscuit of Burned Sugar Maximum Candiosity to the Dishwasher! Flying the Gay Little Plastic Drone Into some Wires Gorden Ramsy Sucks Big Walrus Cock Sucking Kitty Litter Up with a Eureka Vaccum Hey, There's a Cookie in the Garbage! Flushable Paramecium Booze in the Blender Dental Lacrimation Oversee Unmatch & Destroy Bipolar Eclipse of the Fart |
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Angry McPisseron
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Mirror,,rorriM Stormtrooper Cum Laude {pronounced "kumm lodd"} Invasion of the Body Crabs Mouldy Teeth Piss Bottle Bomber Vacuum Bag Infection Vomitorium The Band-AIDS Napalm Christmas Tree Sweaty Showerhead Phist Phuck Phun Sunny Botulism Syringe Licker Toliet Tank Defecator Hooked on Cryonics Foooo-Luuuush! The Rat's Asses PHUQ2 Faggot Moose {The sysop of a BBS I logged onto in the early-1990s added this to the "Sysop Comments" field of my account} Piano Turd Burglars Piss Christ Sewer Pickle Wet Dog Smell Assimilated Nanites Blaze of Gory Kervorkian's Satanic Death Robots Cock-a-doodle DOO DOO Phat Urinator Ronco Rotisserie Victims Seat Up Or Down? The Amazing Plastic Toliet Band Accordion Destructors Slashing Bus Seats Rage Against the Answering Machine Polly's Got Anthrax Sanitised for Your Protection Toxic Wheelchair Elvis' Favourite Enema Thorny Jesus Houseplant Nicofool Talking Bomb Scrotum Driver Rusty Walker Sunflower Sperm 3D Toliet Tank Massengator Broomstick Douchewads Porta-Poddy Phoot Phetish Flushlight Twilight Nerds Stomp Your Hands and Clap Your Feet Moonshine Dildo Shitbowl Spazbag Magical Poo Shower Radiance of the Commode Spermbag Roundpants Dark Bulbs Ding Dong, The Toliet's Dead! Faggot Sweat Overkilljoy Gamma Puking Force Mouldy Phishes Fear The Toliet The Dirty Diaper Stompers Ratgut Sodium Sniffer Guitar Mutilator Healthy Hosebags Fabulous Fartbags There's a Little Squeaky Mouse, You Can Smell it With Your House |
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