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Angry McPisseron
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Snipping Off Our Inseminators
Enuresis of the Soul Spreading the Terminus Snot from My Zits 5.8 Watt Cornflower Carol Wrong Gifts Mugix Guilmon's a Fagget {sp. intentional} Wristwatch Uranation {note sp.} Magic Smoke from TV Sets Box of Rat Turds S'Not Snot "Charlotte's Dead" Spider Poison Chartreuse Magic Cleanax Stuffing Up the Washer Camel Feces Pistol Tritium "FAGGOT" Sign LED Tester/Destructor Spiders for Din-Din Leprosy Spindles Kwads for Kweers Burning the Candle at Five Ends Hot Overflowing Robots from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Telephone Infection Your Roommate's a Ruminant! That Coily Hot Thing Inside a Light Bulb Full Power to the Elektroblaster!!! Hell Damn Fart!!! Crap Boobs Crap!!! Machinery of Peptic Ulcers Radioactive Mousepad Tripping Over Washing Machine Hoses Eeeewww! The Doorknob's Inseminated!!! Who Forgot to Flush the Deep Fat Fryer? Flaming Bags of Poo on the Porch The 'El Kabatski' Pest Control Method The Pooping Ruminants That 3-Wheeled Scooter has a Nasty Bite Poisonous Vanity Carpet Pig Dangerous Christmas Light Blubs Find it Now in the Diary Case {note sp.} Venomous Cane Praying Mantis of H8RED Polly's Got Metallica Toxic Rug Slay Her Slayer White Metal Toilet Pig Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case Carpet Inseminator Gangsta Masta Bata Table Oinker Chandelier of H8 Vamoose ya Varmint! Edible Feces {yucko!!!} The Puss-Encrustulated Penises Vomiting Band-Aids Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle? Hairdryer Douche Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol Retroactiv Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower Venomous Insulators When the Pee Hits the Heater Terror at 2.5 Feet! Nightstand Horror of H8RED Jackoff-O-Lantern PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY! Dildon't O no!!! The cat!!! Little Plastic Balls of Hell Urine and Acetic Acid Telephone Sperm Remote-Controlled Enema Dichromate Catalyst Desk Lamp Dildo ♪ Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You! ♪ Area 2,458,770 Flight...Number...Thirteen! "KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!" Thunderdome of Lust Phat Dephecator Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"} I Play with My Poops in the Toliet Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs Diarrhea on a Roll It's a Mouthful of Bolts! Nonphat Urinator Female Bull Lactation If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near! I Want some Sperm Polliwog the Dry Cog Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter" Herbicide for Bears Rhubarb Cake I Said the Craw Not the Crow! ♪ You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town ♪ Wet Rot I've Got My Hands on Your Asses! Urine Trouble 3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector The Defecator (instead of "The Defector") Lights On Their Butts |
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Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!! Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles Premenstrual Neck Warts Piss Ant's Motorcycle Inactive Telegram Trouser Rattlesnake ACME Pill Smasher Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket Fictional Desk Lamp How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways Turquoise Sunday Violet Moon Setting Fezzywig's a Queerbate The Lesbian Toliets The Gay Urinators Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon Boob Tube Mastectomy 100 Pounds of Shit in a 99 Pound Bag Huffing Gaseous Cobalt Uranated Apples Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo Rock-Solid Pee Waterproof MP9 Players Diaper Pail Inseminator Frozen Perspiration Faggot Piss Pencil Lamp Paper Webcam Remote Controlled Dildo Lesbian Breath The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!} Work, Cry, Shrink! ThermaIgnorance The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup! Property Tax Colonoscopy He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice} Wall Clocks are Brie Don't Spin the Wheel Super Cash Fever Gett A Iee Testt Satanic Mechanic Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons Go Tee Tee!!! Chrystler Bible Cruiser Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toliet Muscle No Telephony! You Won a Tank!!! Rusted Out Toliet Bowl Corroded Bathtub Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible} Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible} Mary Had a Little Whore Broken Battery Burst Toliet Do Not Spit in the Urinators King David Bites!!! Blanket Uranation {note sp.} Stem Cell Osterisation Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!! Access Granted Access Granted Access Granted Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables 12:34:56 7-8-90 Addicted to GSN & ESPN! Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree Pathetic Clown Bakery Guts How to Disembowel a Penis Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!} Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional} Floor Lamp Infection Mood Watch Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys Kitchen Shower Radiance of the Seven Urinators Table Lamp Fungus Periodic Table of the Nerds Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider! Doorbell Deodouriser Mouthdouche Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher! Fungal Scrotum Bowling Ball Infection And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling} Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike The Busted Washing Machines Stove on Strike Peeing in the Pool Milking Refrigerators Tripping Over Microphone Cords Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator Toidy Floor Flushers Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional} Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing? Broken Dryers Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man? Squirrel Water Happy Meal of Rats Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome Oven Mulch Dutch Elm Disorder Banana Peelings Miraculous Small Intestine Monkey's Milk Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down The Coffee Table's Flooded! Rotting Tomato Plants The Wall Doilies Insulator Sweat Mouldy Birthday Sour Sweet Cream Butter Dumpster Breath Biclops the Hunter Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician Deaf Leopard Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back! Peterbreath Drink Less Water High Nutrients Rx Essentials is Rx Only Take Rotten Care of Yourself Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods! Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called Curdled Chunky Breast Milk Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky The Smashed Titmouses Smelly Mukluks |
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The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage Spermbags!!! Loose Pocket Lint Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem Bottle Rocket ICBM Sticky Banister Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill Pulsar of Love Here Comes a Little Gift for You Circuit (Un)breaker Dog on a Hot Magma Roof Pictures Dripping off the Wall What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!? H8 in a Dog's Eyes We Have Mr. Arthur Itis Mouse with Discoloured Nostrils Dull Rat Teeth Dead Housefly Society Mutated Magma Labelled H8RED Schedule to Avoid Betsy Fecally Kronos is Class L Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00 It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea! Eighty is Enough Playtex Bras are Delicious! Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!! Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat That's Not My Final Answer! Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like Faggots!!! Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal? Tripping Blind People Kicking Dogs The Looping Queers The Onion Peel Cracked Popcycle Stick Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub Leiutenant Electric Those Girls Like Girls Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet Who Framed Roger Dodger? Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car? Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot! Broken Bicycle Spokes Spooky Sounds Urinator Clumped Cat Pee Dance Hairdryer Enema Car Insurance Thieves Paintball Gun Ecstacy Sickly Sweetheart Boyz to Boyz Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz Radiofinger College Desk Lamp of H8 Spreading the Enuresis Mouldy Spoons The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited Eliza Douchekoo Control Spires of Disregard Park Bench Pigeon Poop Stepping on Wrenches Lake of Poo Magmatic Cool-Aide Purple Jellÿ The Douche Crew (that was actually the name of my C=64 demo group in the early/mid-1990s!) Arsibie LaVargis Volcanic Steak Whizzing in the Sink Motorcycle Urine Giving Him the Clap Used Toliet Oil Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment You've Got Enemas!!! Die Easy The Used Douche Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale Sticking Are Head's through Bar's (syntax errors intentional) Flashing Pet Dark Broken Pool Cue Hoopla Get the 17 Ball!!! Prince Fairy Stick Giving the Dog a Bidet Don't Tep on the Titty Tat! Drug Dogs Crime Dog We Haven't Come for You All Cat Water Bowl Enuresis Rock Dogs Lazy like a Log The Pack is Not Back Camel Water Gamegirl Advanced Pool Ball Madness Pinball Nerds Ping Pong Puckernuts Tennis Shoe Sissies Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down Patio Micturition Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes Love Mail Douche Piano Burglars Cello Keys Accordion Strings Bongo Tuning Pegs Bubble Gun Smasher Lighting Candy Siggerets {sp. intentional} Uranated Closets {note sp.} DED = Dark-Emitting Diode The Enigmatic Enemabags The Diaper Pail is My Urinator! Automatic Dishwasher Douche Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket The Doorbell Sluts Sweating on a Fan Lawnmower Baseball Bats Pickled Hamsters Lava Tube Loogies Periodic Table of the Geeks Larval Volcanoes |
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Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate Hedgehog Chrysalis Professor Pester & the Ruffians The Telephones are Crying Bowling for Juneau Doggy Dog Irradiated Goldfish The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear Philodendron Micturition Joy™ to© the© World® Pirate Shipwreck The Woman Trap Melted Popcycle Stick Motherfucker Goose Land Line Ringtones Smoking Pots in the Kitchen Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again! Fried Rat Tails The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Faggots Dipsty Dumpster Lactation Antilock Brake Pulsation Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies Transmission Feces Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot! Boy or Boy? Maury Povich and the Drag Queens Ugly in Magenta Eye of the Sperm Whale Urethra of Destruction It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is? One-Touch Can't Opener Left-Handed Blanket The Number Bed Sux!!! You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding Trifecal "Lazer" Dresser of Doom Street Machine of Gallium Nitride The Moon is Refrigerated Menstruation of Trazodone Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs Bobbing for Penises Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.} Razor Blade Scooter Giraffe Pricks Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee? Wiley Willies The Heebie Jeebies Sticky Pencil Lead My Scooter is Fucked Up The Dishwasher is Salivating Cupboard Micturtion Clothes Basket Maggots Printer Inkling DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces Milking the Rutabega The Onions are Crying Hole in One or...SPEAKER! Sour & Sour Scittles Sweating like a Cop Horse Snot RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers Pitted Out Underwear Smells like Rotten Honey Bungholio in One or Seven Blackberry Infarct Dementia Smells like Wet Teen Armpits Multi Infarct Cirrhosis Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder Used Syringe Stabbers Urine Drinking Laboratory Diverticulous of the Brain Stem Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose Pampers PT Cruisers Spoke Gun Star Dark, Star Dim Destroy the Life Star!!! Good Day Taped Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away 20,000,000,000 Flushes The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship! Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity Periodontal Death The Flashlights are Urinating Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket? Water Extinguisher The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay Candiosity of the Fire Dept. Doorknob Micturition Rotten Brush The Devil Made Me Fuck Him Cassette Tapes are Evil OK! Magazine is for Lesbos EMD = Enema Moose Douche Jesus Wears Prada Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt Laser Beam Masturbation Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass Spoke Gun of Potatoes Boob Tube Micturition Siphoning Toliet Water Drink Tranny Fluid Lighting our Farts Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard Peeing on Stamps Running Over Penises Embarrasing Scalp Hair Electrolysis of the Vagina Toyz "Я" Not Us It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! Pathetique Klown Worth as much as a Bag of Garbage Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.} Model Airplane Motor Creaking A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush Beverly Hills Enemabag |
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Angry McPisseron
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Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves Lame Dry Bladder Where's the Dog? Wheelchair Error I'm Getting All Excited Chicken Feet The Tucked In Raincoats Sad Light Bulbs Happy Antarctica Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed Overflowing Computer The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower Jinx is a Fish Queer the Test Tube Eighty Lifelines Left FalseBrown Landcare Calling Hubby to the Rug! Moving in Monaural Greyhound Bus Tub Tipping is Not a City in China The Bagless Garbage Bags Urinous Pee Fecal Poop The Unibomber's a Lezzy Penis Up Your Ears! Belly Button Night Light Air & Water Deodouriser The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit Houserat Ambush AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet ♪ They Say Two Thousand Zero Seven Party Over {oops!} Pick up Sticks...And Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's 2006 ♪ Bidet Cheese Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere! Kitty Cat Oblivion ?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288 999,999 Grün Balloons The Vesicare Pissing Robots ?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152 Acid Reflux Stabiliser Drinking Di-Hydrogen Monoxide Requiem for a Studmuffin Chainsaw Pussy Used Chocolate Milk Kitten Water ?BLOODY Q-TIPS FLOATING IN THE Toliet ERROR IN 24576 PussyWhipped Cream PWPOSMF Tomato Shooting Pigeons Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill Air Rat Poop Hoopla Irradiated Mouses Camel Crapola The Broom is Dead Vacuum Urine Banister Sweat Urine Tylenol Toliet Micturition Fusion Nightlight The English Bee Publik Enema Groom of Chaotica The Mop isn't Wet Gigantic Light Sensor The Other Driver *CAN* See You Flipping Off the Cops Tempest® in a Toliet® Swiffer Propaniacs Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo? Lane Anita Bryant Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear Corroded Rollator Angelic Mechanic He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering Even Higher than 70 Drake the Damp Earthworm Baby Sweat Adult Plastic Toliets This Frog Smells Funny Ghost Poop Uranated Pepsy Puppy Saliva Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar! It's Kumkastik Coward Urine Formula 449,500 Uronium SWAT Team The Punishment Zone The Merferator Enforcers Military Cannoñata Rat Crap Barf Warm Horse Brander Dog Milk Canary Spittle Steel Wool Lantern Paper Stove What's Wrong with My Peepee? As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More! My Feet Smell like Foxglove! Living Out of a Sneaker Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!! Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet Syrup Noodle Marinated Rhubarb Pie The World Series of Scuba "Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional} Greyhound Bus Urinator Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet Oil Painting on Vinegar Cane with a Broken Leg Voyager is Damaged Tuvok Falsified His Logs Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow! Holographic Crocodile Packaged Candiosity Alka-Seltzer Minus Defective Whammy Microwaveable Water Rugcats No Halloween Costume This Year? You Want a Vasectomy with That? Plastic Christ Statues The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse The UPS Strikebreakers Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island! I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner 16.66" Ruler Lava Light that uses Real Lava Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes? That's Mister Faggot to You! I'm the Rapping Whammy L8R SK8R!!! That's the Pee Spud We Be Toyz!!! The Number Bed Eats Dust Call Now for an Expensive DVD Thirteen Past Marriages Defective Tampons Madonna is a Lezzy! Mom, the Moose Won't Flush! What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher? The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again! "OPEN" Sign Micturition ToilaFlex Turd Burglars Heat the Engines What's Wrong with the Couch? Beavis & Butt-Head are Real! Feel the Chocolate Billy Mays Acts like a Choad Pustule Cops Flattened Enemabags Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Pus-Encrustulated Faces Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction We Love Eight-Tracks Vinyl is Mute Southern Fried Stem Bolts Batteries in the Toliet The Mouldy Purpose Room It's Time to Play the Garbage Can |
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Angry McPisseron
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Urinator Sweat
Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing! Happy Country Camel Bogus Pissons Uterine Litter Shotgun Toliet Tissue Intestinal Yeast Infection iCan't Poo!!! That Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model" Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89! You're Supposed to Pee on It! All for One One for All The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band What's so Great About the AARP Card? Stark Raven Mad! The Condom Band Eye Vomit Uranated Mouse Plutonium Cow Radium Rat Technicium Turtle The Irradiated Guppies Radioactive Spider The Slayer Slayers Stepping in Wolf Shit The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears Don't Kick Over the Toliet Bowl! The Kicking Milkmen Excedrin Faeces Milkwoman Oedipus Rex Backward "X" "Siggerets" in the Garbage Disposal {sp. intentional} Commode 64 Computers {note sp.} Party Hardly Cannoñata of Beer Mercurian Overlords Voiding the Chimney A Toke or Three The Cereal Killers Telephones in Bras Magnetic it Pulls So Hard Sparking Up a (Cat Water) Bowl Dragon Slash! Pyrosphere! Pyro Blaster! Gene Rayburn is *NOT* Bad to the Bone The Squeaky Light Bulbs The Atomic Punks Ogi Ogas Looks like a Homo Whirlybird Defecation Pigeon PeePoo Urinated Commercials Live Soft the Hunted Switch 31,054,500 Petrified Puckernuts Uranated Moose Metal Health Food Naked Drag Queens Guitar Thrashers Over the Gun Public Enema #1 The Thrown-Away Used "Dooshes" Summer's Eve brand Post-Chair Disposable Suppositories I'm Off the Shallow End, Throw Me some Lead! Eating Cardinal Shit Drumstick Assassins Mop Handle Doucheholes Dillhole Pickles Enemabag Sweat Douchebag Lacrimation Tumbledickweed Camel on a Hot Plasma Roof shoeflywithani.com Their Tag Line: "If You Sprinkle while You Tinkle, Please be Neat & Wipe the Seat" Our Tag Line: "If You Miss while You Piss, Please be Cool & Wipe the Stool" We Have a Flap in the Bottom Little Squeaky Mouses Uranium Urine PHUQ and the SKRU2s Expelling Feces Accidental Recharge Lamppost Rats Immerse Yourself in Urine Plutonium Poo Cat Scratch Elevated Body Temperature The Pac Maniacs This Box is Really Shittily Designed Cleanax Cottonelle Puppy Semen Eggland's Worst Chicken Embroyos Eddie's Not Home Today Reniassance Man Clam Enema Smelly Chainsaw Discharge Douche Liquid Under the Car Pee Tomato Fecal Cauliflower Solid Plumr Chemical Drain Clogger Plumber's Harmer Pee your Pants "Tephone" Cheese {note sp.} Prince Flatulence Those Blue Things on the Wall Aren't Defecators! Kik Uh Phuking Wal-Mowntid Porselen Urenater Oph thuh Wal! {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt} Broken Telegraph Wire Bowling for Urochrome Octopus in a Cold, Damp Cellar Dryer Micturition The Family Food Small Beehive Hair Toliet Soup Flush the Bathtub! Honey, there's Poo in the Faucet! That Guy's Taking Pictures of Flowers. What Is He, a Faggot of Some Kind?!? Aquapod SUX!!! "All" Large & Weak Grab a Cue and Play Some Pocket Pool Cellular Phoney Radiometers of Fury Quit Talking and Start Chalking! The Jogging Assclowns Buttmonkey Enema Used Stoves Chainsaw Lavage Hydrofluoric Acid Mouthdouche The Pussywhipped Accordions Leaking Desk Lamp Bulb Marinated Squirrels Squeaky Feral Cats COPD of the Penis Crestor = Dick Medication? Coprophilia Pocket Swimming Pool Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol Zested Squirrels Orange Peel Vomit Do Not Feed the Rat Sewer Camels |
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Mouse Urine in the Marinator
The Commodore 64 has 64 Sprites...NOT!!! American Idle Chemical-Free Champagne Unlimited Time Offer Phallic Grafitti The Toylet Bowl KFC Extra Extra EXTRA Krispy Insecure Horizon "Cheer" Small & Whimpy Regis Philbin is a Dillhole Got Cow Piss? Lap Band Slippage Ask Your Doctor if Penilaberry is Right for You Nature Maid Monovitamins DisposAll Sweat Dog Food Lactation Spandex Dixie Cups Dressed like a Douche Reptile Dysfunction Fleas in the Cat Water Bowl Give that Orphan a Popcycle Beelzemon is Good Dingleberry Stew What's That? A Urine Laser? Wrapped Up like a Doozer The Igottasaurasses Aunt Flo is a-Knockin'...And Boy is She Pissed! Barbie's on the Rag Again Chromodynamic Insemination Ringer's Lactate for the Amish Neodyne Pustules Authorisation for Nonrelease Inna Godda Da Vida Douchebag! What's Wrong with Our Cooters? Plasma Torch H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Pain in the Toliet Muscle Masturbation Defecation Snake in the Ass Dressed to Commit Homocide {sp. intentional} Call From U.S. Bitch! Fan Blade Enema Sign Here for No Cash Back Cephalic Lavage Rat Barf This Pencil Smells like Cat Pee Bic Stic it Up Your Ass Toliaflex Candiosity Bunghole Drains The Butthole Net Surfers Faggot Lacrimation Give Me those Ears! Stable Unstable Wormholio Used Douche Hooplah Pukey Garbage Can Urinous Fan Blades Foard Mavrik uv Dume {all words intentionally misspelled} Relieved of Doody 700 Megajoules of Technobabble Inna Da Godda Piss Ant! |
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Autogyro Feces
The Crapweasels Sucking Out Juicy Wet Armpits Yucky Pee!!! Burned Toast & Milk Toliet Water Foot Spa The Flashblasters The Game with Small Bucks & Whammies is Even Worse than Ever! Holographic Termites Folding Bird of Prey Jared from Subhole is a FAGGET!!! Don't Force Me to Relieve You of Command Too! ♪ Come the Diodes Lift Your Heads ♪ Eternal Destitution Chronowerx vs. Microsoft Uncle Molton's Goliath Beetle Farm Jared's Mouth Looks like a Pussy Keekay is a Faggot Five Trillion have Died on this Mission! O look at the puppy!!! Isn't he cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting} Not an Unpaid Testimonial ♪ One More Day till Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock! ♪ Pantywaste Who Busted the Magic Toaster? Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinopterous Holy Toliet Water Cuisinart Enema Bundle Me Up! Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo!!! After 3 Milliseconds they Jack the Rate Up on You Hello, Locker Hello, Lunchmeat Hello, Faggot The Grass is Radioactive "Vacume" "Urenater" Lower than the Three! Uranium Glass Testicles Electrodynamic Hosebags Light Bulb of Destruction The Grass is Browner on the Other Side Tunguska Never Happened! Alien Jism Plastic Glass Termite PeePoo Uranated Flashlight Bulbs Cracked Walking Stick The Magic School Bus is a Heap of Twisted Metal Silver Shamrock Novelty Co. Freezing Oven Microwaveable Kitties Malfunctioning Steering Wheel Toxic Faucet ♪ Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock! ♪ The Unflushed Toliet Bowls I Lost on Jeopardy! The Uranated Bathtubes {note sp.} Pink Elepant Car Wash 2,458,770 Films to Live For The Regurgitated Douches Star Trek Watchtower That's Not the Question! Ultraviolet Farts Vomited Enemas Crushed Plastic Garbage Can Used Cigerette Stubs Vaccume - Masters of Enemabag Metal Wheel of Destitution Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Work. Cry. Shrink. Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Boiling Hot Urine Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns Spooky Flashlight Small Town of 1,053,000 Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!! Liquid Helium II Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz The Micturition Stoves Stomping on Beer Bottles Coffee Cup Psoriasis Weenus Beaver Snatch Rhino Inseminator Ballpoint Penis Q the Ordinary Flameless Candle Whitelight Cat Pee Detector |
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Uranated Bulls {note sp.}
Warp Core Breach in Progress!!! Fleming Valve Nads Rotating Clock of Doom Witches Tasty Broo Positron Poo Antiprotons from Heaven Antineutrinos from Purgatory Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Antitachyons from...Somewhere The New Ball & Chain Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations! Tripod with Five Legs Alyme!!! Alyme!!! {as pronounced like it is in the coin-op arcade video game Bosconian} Pray for the Clouds Caught in a Mosharmpit Disenchanted Firebugs We Put the Fun back in Funeral We Put the Die back in Diode We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional Firebug Majick Opaque LED Day Lights There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze! Murder for Rent What Happened to the Light Bulbs? O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs! Cockroaches in the Urinator Your Home: Superfund Site Homo Alone Commiting 1st Degree Murder on a Pair of Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample Gasoline in the Toliet Diet is Die with a "T" Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toliet Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah Grasser Hopper 160.57 Decibel Cricket UVA Infrared Bulb Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator Urinous Amber Resinous Vomit Rabbit Fecal Pellets Gooseneck Shiites Miracle Dick How Bad is Our Urine? Sweat Glands Suck! Pee Trap Micturition Nursery Cryme TV Defecation A Rat Stole My Shoes My Socks have Holes Urine Fever Using Beer Bottles as Defecators Pattern Buffer Disaster Pitons of Destruction Screwdriver of Chocolate Watch your Braining! Overflowing Sock Drawer Soul Inhibitor Quantum Phase Homosexuality Ponn Farr Flatulence The Ritual Wristwatches That Incessant Psychobabble Tinkle Tantrum 3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector Instinctual Micturition Poisonous Blanket Redlight Dog Piss Detector Requiem for A47 866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light! Potty Vegetable Prototype Number Zero Zero Zero One is Ready to Receive an Ass Beating The Potty Factory Leggo Eiffel Tower Toppler Spin the Octogon! Toxic Furnace Is it Erin or Aaron? Hockey Ball The Sink is Clogged! Mouldy Bathtub The Beer is Squirrely! A Keg does Not have a Bunghole Waterford Plastic The Peetoons Air Rats Ground Whales Concentrated Moose Spittle Swiming with a Bisquit Whack the King! Sandtoliet Paper Let Me Axe You a Question |
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Angry McPisseron
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Your Neutrinos are Drifting
Piss Blanket Lincoln Log Extinction Leggo Exterminator Tinkertoy Trash Etch-A-Sketch Extraction Dental Rabies Poisonous Rollator UVA IR LED Lensatic Nonadjustable Bed Plastic Cat Toliet P&V (Urine and Acetic Acid) My Lederhosen are Toxic Liquid Cobalt Frying Brains in a Skillet Ding! Dong! The Urinal's Dead! Dimes in Your Gloves The March of Nickels Cantaloupes of Wrath Jackass-O-Lantern Hilloween Backward "W" Compound Em Not UL Listed Zoloft Enema Prozac Douche Prilosec OTC Columbarium Wooden Door Micturition Run, Elephant Run! Ding! Dong! The Witch is Alive! Monaural Sound in Stereo Moving In Binarual Stereo Cat Turds Max Gimme HEADroom Mmmmm, This Boob Meat is Yummy! Owe the IRS? You're Screwed!!! The Chick Shiek Re Tire Mint Tammy from The Magic Toaster Game is a Lezzy! Dead Christmas Tree Vacuum Drop and Give Me 2,458,770!!! The Wish Foundation is for Fatsos! (***NOT*** to be confused with the "Make a Wish Foundation"!!!) Somebody's Knocking the Doorbell The Envelopes are Micturating Sapphire Slippers Citrus Burns Rhymes with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Sniffing at Busted Bulbs Rechargeable Fleet Enemas Quantum Fashions for Single Mastectomies Administering Corporal Punishment to a Primate (spanking the monkey) Faggot Blue Whale Incendiary Perspiration Grapefruit Orgasm The Extension Cords are Squeaky Gay Light Sockets Lesbian RJ44 Telephone Receptacles Bisexual Electrical Connection Perspiring Writer Infant Bug Collector Armpit Pustules {ewwww ick!!!} Unicycle with Three Wheels Exterminator Breath Urinal Micturition TV Guideposts Tarantula Hawk(eye) Pierce I'll Have the Poo Poo Platter! The Dog's Bollocks have Popped That F'ing Thing is a Groundplane, Not an Airplane! Panda Bear Lacrimation Being Lavished with Tittty Tisses Over There's a Dr. Pepper; You Can Smell It with Your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! Going to Pick Up Bread at the Sweat Shop Having a Nice Warm Aqua Regia Enema Narrow++ Stepping in Cricket Doody Hot Mud from the Bathtub Spigot Kicking Over Water Heaters for Christ Sakes Top Ticking the Titty Tat! Is it Kleanex or Cleenax? |
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Bruce
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My "great return" back to the forum.
Redeem Points to get Sweepstakes tickets Deadbeat Dadnice The Shoenice Pencil Dick Puppet Club The "I've Got No Knees" Dance Fat Mistake Butt Do Godmothers Get Stretch Marks? Nooouh. But I Won't Do That Bittorrance Shipman PeeOhEff FilesjustfortheDdrive A Lovely Cheese Pizza Just For Me Leave It On the Doorstep and Get the Hell Outta Here |
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Is that anything like, "Leaving a Flaming Bag of Pooh on the Porch {note sp.}"?
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Circus Circus Circus Circus
Those Blue Things on the Wall are Peeing The Sleep Hard Loan Muddy Sweat Puddles in the Street Fatal Alka Seltzer Plus Cuisinart Infection Rubbing our Asses on the Rug Author Author, You Bastard!!! Runny Waffles Ham Sandwich Mucous What's That Noise?!? 1,053,500 Day 1,053, 499 Night Vacation Getting Quotes 31,054,500 at a Time Skid Marks on the Toliet Seat Pop Can Ulcer Pinano Pissano Peeano Piano Flammable Alkaline Metal Class "D" Fire Starter Urinous Carrot Ronko Dino Slicer The Barney Urinator Screen Enzyme Stew 1.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM 2.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM 3.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM Grits are Wierd "X"Marks Your Nose Tennis, Antibody Piss Stains on the Urinator Holosystolic Mumble Smoke Gets in Your Ears Hello...I'm Fred Necrosis Behind Clothes Drawers Micturition Pineapple Urine Glass Marbles Lesbian Sweat PEE ON, PEE WATERBUG You Gotta Work on Your Put-Down Technique Off the Ropes Blu-ray Laser Diode Enuresis The Autourination Spuds Potty Animals Tampax Motherfucker of Pearl FreedHem Zit Medication Proactiv Hemmorhoid Medication Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Soda Pop Summer's Eve brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Candy Bar Fecal Raspberries Fresnel Lens Butter Radioactive Glowing Rocks in My Sock Drawer Drag Queen Latifa |
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Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber Where's Month #13 on this Calendar? Plunging a Toliet Pie Alfa Knew Fag Bracelet ♪ To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In! ♪ {sung to the tune of "Lowrider"} Tuberculosis of the Gonads STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!! Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover Rosarem Keeps You Awake Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner This Electrolux Really Sux! Poisonous Insulators STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toliet Unflushed!!! Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!} Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator You Might be a Faggot If... Dominator Pogo Josephine Master of the Refrigerators Rat Turds in the Marinator Tennis Ball Testicles Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car Cancer of the Shower Nozzle Rinky Dinky! Tungsten Carbide Puppies Toilet Hanpenis (John Hancock) Drinking Glass Micturition Fused Carbon Kittens Lava Dark iDark Speakers Say Hello to My Little Enemy! Control Spires of Love Monument of H8RED Leaving the Sink Unflushed I said the Enema, Not the Enema! Milkshake of Destitution The Hostest with the Mostest Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You! Famlie Fyood {sp. intentional} Regis in the Electric Chair Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun? Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!! Alarm Clock Feces Dragonfly Micturition Pill Bottle Sweat Flashlight Spam Your Dreams Don't Miss You! Just go through that Zanax Detector {telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!! Eternal Darnation H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket Cockroaches in the Sink Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional} Cinerary Urns The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms Wet Columbarium Cable TV is Tyrannical Fragile Banister The Old Used-Up Douches There's Something about Insemination Radiator Flatulence Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional} Freezer Log Chimney Ice Cubes Mood Ring of Intoxication Tyrant of the Airwaves Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path Shaver of Loneliness Frying like a Birdie on a Wire Wiped Out! Coalescent Enema Constable Odo is a Faggot Who the F is Siddig El Fadil? It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is? Fat Dog Squishee Farts Wake Up Screaming The TVA Light Bulb Destructor Urinous Marigolds Pissed (angry) Pajamas |
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The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Who Ordered the Poo-Poo Platter? Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza) Vacuum Cleaner Destructors Green Laser Pointer of Death Kinky Sons of Bitches The Nonhirsute Monkeys Spanking the Stove Get Down on Your Waist!!! Making Ice Cubes in the Oven What Happened to the Chandelier? Flap on the Bottom like PJs I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes {sp. intentional} Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears Think Hard so You don't Strain Something! The Pissed-In Urinators War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws "Phavourite" "Dotter" {sp. intentional} Transistor Destructor Nonphat Refrigerator Garbage Water Uronium in the Mattress Pail Ryder Diamonds are *NOT* Forever Scotchguard my Heart Let's go get Trashed at the Fag Bar! A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Committing Uricide The Toilaflexors Some Bogus Pisson Urinal Defecation Astral Eddy Micturition WHDFXUP with Bidets Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up! Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!! Distant Origin Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares! Fire Down the Tractor Beam Uricision of Love Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower Carpet Roaches Getting Stoned on Parsnips That Rat is Incontinent Flying into a Neutron Star The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers Vacuum Anus Making a Deal with the Devil Chronowerx uses Old ICs Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide! That 10's Show Poopy Poopy Diapers!!! |
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Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toliet! Frozen Used Douches All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!! Floor Lamp Mess Bunghole Paper Toliets Worst...Enema...EVER!!! Molten Popcycle Chainsaw ATV 1.47 Gram Test Kite String Who Busted out of Prison? Bungsnoidial Donkey Wild West Jailbreak Lockpick of Death Zamboni Emesis Rechargeable Light Globes Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!! Strokeman Strokeman! Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol Motorcycle Porkbellies BK Precision Candle Smashing Toliets with Ball Peen Hammers Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On Air Powered Kicker Superhuman Dishwasher Flashing Cursor of Destitution Shooting the Dummy's Skull Just Fucking Rediculous!!! McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae Throwing BBs at Mosquitos Silence of the Silverfish Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly The Screamapillars Phoney McRing Ajax Facial Cleanser Take These Chains Off Peeing in a Coffee Filter Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp Smells like Geriatric Urine Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars Taking Chemicals on the Promenade Class VII Plasma Storm Garutie Death Lite Micturition of Faggots Emesis of Lezzies Lacrimation of Bisexualz Camera Insemination Radio Lactation RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome) Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is Dawn...and Grease is Broken Taking the Music Back Chainsaw Lactation Urinous Coffee Sour Sugar Storage Shed Sweat Dickwhipped Cream Soggy Molten Pizza Eating Out of the Garbage Can Chickens Peck at their Eggs You Wear High Tops on you Ears Alligator Pee Dead Whales in the Highway Tincture of Valtrex Santa Flush Being a Big Douche Being a Medium Colostomy Bag Being a Small Enema Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum What's That Crunchy Sound?!? Urineproof Barrier Hello Ooze Goodbye Sea-Bond Busted Dentures Coffeepot Micturition The Old Testicle & Rope Squeaky Mouses Shitting in the Coffeepot! The Adrenal Glands Suck Do Naa Light tha Candle!!! What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toliet? Did I Hear You Incorrectly? Free Urine Test Spittle in a Dixie Cup Dogproof Catharsis Windproof Flashlight Chowing Down on Sea Urchins Spiny Lobefish on the Menu Shooting Starfish Tower of Greediness "C" is Never a Consonant Snapping Off Spark Plugs Growing Effeminate Facial Hair Thin Girls have Cellulite Grey Hair Tolietries Cupboard Defecation The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It! Who Busted the Coffeepot? Some Psycho Stole My Underwear RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome) Vanilla Cleanax They're Not Buzzers!!! What's Wrong with the Doorknob? EEEEK!!! A Camel!!! Hiding from the IRS Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor Sneaking Out of the Bar Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!! Relax the Ombusher Data is Not an Android Data is Not a Robot Stealing Booze Moose on the Expressway Carpet Uranation {note sp.} The Klash Zone Screen Door Venom Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!! Trident Gum gives You Rabies All I Want for Christmas is Depends! Pissing on the Third Rail Legpit Puddles Foul Penile Odour |
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Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck Cardiac Erection Butterfly Micturition Moth Emesis Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes Deadbolt Feces Amperstand {sp. intentional} Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional} RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome) RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome) RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome) RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome) Vacuum Brain Think with Your Dick Nocturnal Wood Babie Phat Asshole Candy Scotopic Touch Viva Enemañata Stahr Campain Maid of Dishonour Cool Whip Enema Chewing on Christmas Lights Light Bulb in the Turkey Baby Tornado Micturition Giraffe Vaginas Pussywhipped Cough Syrup Heavy Metal Tallahassee Pee Root Vegetable Black-Nosed Pees Pissing on a Carpet Nail Seattle Lacrimation of Radios Testicles Smashed with Rebar Give that Amish a Piñata Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags Kitten Boner Cephalic Alkalosis Foul Stomach Contents Our Urine is Purple Airplane Dentition MedaKair Part F Cub Poop |
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Black Screen TV
Toliet Lactation Facial Enuresis Sad Cleanax Dickwhipped Tylenol The Funnel is Flooded! Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say} Puffs Minus Duresel: The Silver Top Battery Tornado Hunters are Faggots The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual! Puppy Dog Insemination Supercell Enuresis The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker Total Eclipse of the Fart Vicious Birthday Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional} The Crapweasels Venomous Carpet Bear Hibernation Enuresis Tin Can Prison The Price is Wrong Envenomated by a Tiger This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours! Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag! Brain Excersize Gym Rat Work while you Play You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long? 1-800-BAR-ALLL ♪ Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat! ♪ Why would a Dog Eat another Dog? The Princess and the Pee Playing Hooky from the Bathroom Fetal Matter in the Champagne Nonphosphor Black LEDs Fishslapped! The Rats are Adorable Pneumatic Device Writes in Blood Ink Urine on the Rocks Torx Bit Crescent Wrench Somebody Ate the Cat! A Nose in Need Deserves Toliet Paper Indeed! The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!! The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle |
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Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak! 50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!! As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!! Lab Rats that Fight Back The Corrigans Furniture Meltdown Stargate SG-047 Stuffed Crust Couches Chair Potato Downie Fabrik Hardener {sp. intentional} If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself! Credebit Card Potty Yam Cuisinart Hoars Santa down the Furnace Chimney Malomyotismon is Super!!! Togemon's a Lezzy Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer Cheeze Fūd {sp. intentional} Old Beer in the Wall Another Bottle down the Hall Spaghetti and Flatulence Paper or Paper? ♪ All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall! ♪ Blood Plasma Laser Gooey Bricks Superglue Wicket Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot! He Keeps Hanging Down Bleeding Bleeding Hearts That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks Barefoot in Busted Glass It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher! Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange Evil Catterpods Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!! Butterflies are Wierd The Magic Toaster is rather Queer The Owl is Unwise Grift of the Maggie Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi Plush Tadpoles Uranated Cauliflower {note sp.} Teapot of Destitution Threadbare Automobile |
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Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden Pepsi Boogers Coca-Cola Snot The Nanites are all Squeaky JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! Buckeyballs of Destruction Sleeping in the Same Bed Oscilloscope of H8RED Screaming Pee! Boner of Contention Work it In Who the Baby Daddy? He's a Couchwetter! Nowadays, You Gotta have Toliet Paper The Dining Table's Burning The Chairs are Soaked with Pee Fizzy Scorpions Douchy Tarantulas Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge? Diarhhea of the Faucet Fireplace Lacrimation Who's the Fat Chick? Pussyface! Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes Camel Urine Enema Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing! Waiter, My Soup is Dry Dillhole! Bungnocker Drink Piss & Sperm @ the Cum Bar! {I saw this written in a toliet stall in Juneau AK. in 1975} Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar! Buttknocker Dickweed Fartknocker Blue Whale Snot The Onions are Crying Concentrated Camel Saddles Beowolf is Gosh Sailboat Insemination Denaturating the Kitty Cat We Be Toys The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!! Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy Octopussy is a LEZZY!!! Nonphat Stove I Gotta Drop a Stool In Need of Psychotectic Treatments |
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♪ Every Ciss Ends with Cay ♪ {sp. intentional}
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992} Urinous Showerhead Roll-AIDS Spider in your Soup You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!! ♪ Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy Whippppp!!! ♪ ?NOT READY WHIP ERROR IN 32768 Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug! Spider Under the Table ♪ I Had a Dream There Was Pee in My Coffee! ♪ Carbonated Gerbils Oxygenated Plutonium Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar? Super Salt Bear Oven of Destitution Bathtub Spigot Micturition I Figured Out Blue Clues!!! Venomous Rental Wheelchair Fridge Bottom Stuphing Cupboard Flatulence Partial Eclipse of the Dryer Poisonous Light Bulbs Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag Spilling Beans My Lil' Forgetter Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae) Tarantula Defecation Radiance of the Testicles Annular Eclipse of the Ass Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toliet?!? RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped Black Widows are Spectacular Med-4-Graveside |
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Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional} Home-4-Med Money in the Garbage Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags Drinking from the Port-O-Let Busted Scooters Burning Electrical Odour Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket The Steering Column's Flooded Milk in the Gasoline Urine Parsnip Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches Eu de Armpit {pee you!!!} Eu de Toliette {Eu de WHAT?!?} Cockroach Poop in the Eggs Used Ketchup in the Lawn That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay! Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!! ♪ I've been Sitting on the Toliet! ♪ Poopoo in the Urinators That Sink is Queer! Washing Machine Flatulence Busted Pencil Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument The YuleHightides Dripping Dog Water Kandiosity of Kops ?SYNTAX ERROR READY. |
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You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration Who Let the Rat Out? Fried Munchies Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates Drop a What? Pinch a Loaf?!? Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!! O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!! Stop and Change Light Bulbs Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation! Romulans are Wussies Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit Commodore Computers are #1 Let's Play Chickensplat! Marinator Micturition Ambush of the Kitty Cats 31,054,500 Smoke Bad Piss!!! Go Down the Uranator!!! {sp. intentional} Rat in the Meatloaf Business Card Paper Cut ♪ The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck! ♪ Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!! Pencil with Wings Flying Books Newspaper Feces Gum Insemination Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully! Bitten by an Armpit Viper Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC Ladybugs are Brie TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE The Nerds are Flammable Whipped-Ass Niacin If I Get Sick the Toliet is Near! {Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One" It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray Anubis is a Butthole!!! Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :( Peeing in the Punchbowl The Theraflu Ghost There's a Worse Bulb Piñator is Brie Going Bye-Bye in the Car 360° Knife Lock the Cash Box Hey, Assmunch!!! Clorel Sounds like Bleach Stop the Catbox ?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534 Hot Gazpacho The Spittle has Crystallised Jaywalking for Jesus Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours ?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0 Shut that Car Alarm Up ♪ As the Earth Behind You Reeks ♪ Cum Kleen B.O.Douriser Bad Dog!!! |
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A****e C****a Bites!!! I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronunciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA} First Avenue Self Service Center Rat Pellet Extacy Wilted Asparagus Spears We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!! Partying in Bumfuck Egypt "Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional} Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant Sysop of Heaven Igneous Micturition Metamorphic Urination Sedimentary Potty Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal Coyotes Howling at the Sun Drinking from a Urinator Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche Barking at the Doorknob The Statue of Slavery Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That? Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine ♪ Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!! ♪ Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine? O no, the Cupboard is Flooded! Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth Penny Sysops Uncut a Tomato Unflush a Toliet Unshatter a Window Unstrike a Match Syrup of Puke It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts Chocolate-Covered Sysops Buying a Fast-Cooker Skid Marks on the Urinator Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.} Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors EAROMulans If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down! THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE Be Sure to Clean Under the Toliet The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional} Losing Weight on Your Waste Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans (Tree) Bucket of Concrete Rat Poopie in the Marinal Chamber Satin is Cute Corporal Antilepton Sysops Deodourant Ice Cream Bone with Aleve Bush Pail The Comfort Blanket is Micturating Platypus on a Frozen Neon Roof It's the Nitrium, Not the Nitrium! Yes, We Have No Cantaloupes Plutonium Bowling Ball Cores of Crystallised Spittle Being Booted Off the Blunderbus Being Two Egg Rolls Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Bathing in Hot Polar Bear Poddy Using a Busted Chair as a Coatrack Bust a Cap in Your Socks
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Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah Stealing Office Supplies The Stapler is Bleeding Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug Poisonous Typewriter Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!! Vemomous Spud Valves Peeing the Bed for Allah I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!! Who's Funeral is it Anyway? Reception Hall for Syringes Candiosity! Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower Make Me Laugh Fired from the Cannoñata Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<-- Beer is Pisswater Mike Ockhurts So Good! Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3, Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key Stinking Drunk with Power Radio Controlled Farting Washer Spreading the Disease The Light Bulbs are Crying ♪ Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!! ♪ Nonstinky Dirty Diapers Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System What's That Scent? Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine Who Pissed in the Baptismal? Epaulets of Agony Peace On Pluto Snowing on Venus The Rings of Mars Tavern on the Brown The Fag Bar Boiling a Pot of Dog Water There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter It's a Free for None Itty Bitty Discombobulator Urine Sysops Fergie is a Lezzy The Dog Pee Band The Cows Came Home Drinking Whammy Pee Playing Cow Pie Frisbee Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham? Michael Shanks is Cute! Ring-Around-the-Toliet Douches in the Oven Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner Ringworm Destitution Washing Machine Infection Beer Flatulence Rotten Honey Behind the Couch Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee? The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!! You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter Stoner Steve |
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